Classic funny sentences

1. Even if you fail 99 times, try again and round up an integer.

2, follow big brother, hungry for nine meals in three days.

3. I can't sleep at night and do nothing with my bare hands, just to be the world!

4. Will you appear naked in the hair transplant shop on the corner?

5. falling in love? This is just a sad picture, a sad picture.

6. Pikachu stood up and became a pickup soldier.

7. You still have to dream, or you will tell others when you drink too much.

8. Are you Gao Qiu? I am very angry with you.

9. I liked playing hide-and-seek best when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

10, you must go with her. I will take a bus.

1 1, justice can be late, why can't I sleep ten minutes more?

12, there is no windtight wall in the world, and the food next door is really delicious.

1, the wind is so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

It's too difficult to fall in love. Let's take a bow.

3. If I learn electric welding, will it make your eyes shine?

Everyone's face looks good, but mine is big.

Even if you fail 99 times, try again and take an integer.

6. Adult life is not easy except that it is easy to be poor and fat.

7. If the dentist asks you why your teeth are worn so badly, you can say that life is too hard, and you usually bite your teeth.

8. When quarreling with others, it is best to go to the stairs to quarrel. This has the advantage that both sides have a step down after the quarrel.

9. Short legs. Don't be afraid of being short. Besides being cute, she can pick up money faster than others.

10, there are no roads in the world, and there are so many people wandering around that I don't even know how to get there.

1 1, people's ideas will change: they used to want to get rich, but now they are more practical and just want to get rid of poverty.

12, the scariest thing about shopping is that you said a price with trepidation, and it is difficult for the boss to agree instantly!

13, women are still emotional after all, and have no immunity to all kinds of small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW and of course Tmall.

14. When I was a child, I raised 100 yuan to buy a car. The boss said my money was fake. Nonsense, of course it's fake, and your car is not real.

15, the reason for losing weight is that once you find yourself a little thinner, you want to eat something to celebrate.

16, I think my room may be haunted. Whenever I sit at my desk and get ready to start reading seriously, I soon find myself lying in bed watching my mobile phone.

17, how to judge whether a person's shoes are new or old? Then step on his foot hard, if the other person says, "You stepped on my foot!" " "Those are old shoes, if the other person says," You stepped on my shoes! " "Then they must be new shoes!

18, I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was poor.

19, "I have a great job" "What?" Digging the lotus root

20. You said you knew me when I turned to dust. I took photos with my beauty camera and sent them to my circle of friends. You ask below: Who is this?