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Buy a car and send friends.

First, there are two things to do this year. The first is to buy a new Camry, and the second is to upgrade your office equipment.

Second, when buying a new car this year, should I drive to the vehicle management office by myself, or should I sell the car to the vehicle management office for a brand? We bought a new car in a 4S shop in Baotou, and the seller asked him to give it a brand, but he couldn't do it himself. Is that so?

Third, don't give birth to me if you want money to raise a child, and don't let me go to college if you want money to send me to college. It's not that you can't live without college. I bought myself a new car while telling me how much my family spent this year. Thanksgiving virtue, want to earn a good reputation and secretly wronged, Lao Dou, do you know you are a bitch?

Fourth, because dad bought a new car, he passively accepted his old car to practice.

Five, pick up the car today, my first car. I hope the second car in my early thirties is BMW or Mercedes.

I picked up the car and can't drive it. Today is my birthday. It's all my birthday presents. Thank you.

Seven, set a goal for yourself in the near future, practice driving well and come to work. So my dad will buy a new car as soon as possible and let me drive Q5 or A6 occasionally.

Eight, many people have the habit of setting off firecrackers when buying new cars. Some celebrate buying new cars, and some hope to make big money in the coming year. Since it is your own car, you should protect it more, otherwise sometimes happy events will turn into sad events!

9. Why buy a new car? Because my car is comfortable to drive by myself, but it is uncomfortable to sit up. Therefore, it is expected that in the near future (2 months), I will drive my car back, and the driver will drive the cart to pick up the nanny who went to Lei Lei for an after-school class to buy a dish or something.

10. The defendant emphasized that all the stolen cars were used cars, which were harmless. Car owners have insurance and can get insurance claims. Compensation can be used to buy a new car. Dealers can sell a batch of cars and manufacturers can produce another batch of cars. Therefore, it did not cause social harm, but stimulated domestic demand, injected vitality into the market and reduced business risks. On the contrary, those who use manpower, financial resources and material resources to arrest me, shut me down and try me are wasting taxpayers' money …

1 1. I went to get my car today, and when I got home, I found a Liu Haier on the windshield. It is really destined to be fruit powder. There is Liu Haier in the mobile phone, and there is a car to buy. Xiaobai said it was ugly and should be taken down. Let's talk about it later. Let me enjoy it first. Wow, quack. Too show off in an ostentatious manner

Twelve, early in the morning, I dreamed that my car didn't pull the hand brake and slipped into the water all the way. I ran after it and saw a bunch of cars and people falling into the water. Suddenly a large group of rescuers came and quickly set up something similar to a water park, saying that they would salvage it. Later, rows of women stripped the air cushions lined up on the ice and rushed over, saying that they were helping salvage. After waking up, I was glad I didn't go to the queue, watching my car float and sink in the water, thinking that I could finally buy a new car.

Thirteen, college students and dormitory students bought a new car together. Paramera, I need to refuel. Set yourself a small goal first. For example, you can't be angry with the child tomorrow!

14. Under normal circumstances, if the car has been driving for many years and is getting old, many car owners will consider buying a new car, but only if they have enough money to buy a new car. In fact, many car owners are willing to sell used cars, but most car owners want to keep their license plates for so many years.

15.20 19 Buy a new car and give yourself the biggest gift in the New Year. Thanks to your parents, you have worked hard and let you worry. I am willing to be your greatest pride, and you are accompanied by self-strength!

Sixteen, before buying a new car, go to the community to chase other people's cars every day. It is not uncommon to buy one yourself now, and you have to play with someone else's excavator.