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Poetry describing people's lack of quality

1, "Drunk peacefully, light greedy people for small profits"?

Yuan dynasty: anonymous

Grab the mouth of Mud Swallow, sharpen the iron needle, scrape the face of Golden Buddha and search carefully: out of thin air.

Looking for peas in quail, cutting lean meat on crane legs, licking fat and oil on mosquito's abdomen. Thanks to the old man!

Explanation:

Grab mud from the swallow's mouth, scrape iron filings from the needle, and scrape gold from the bodhisattva's face: out of thin air. Find peas from the throat pouch of quail, chop some lean meat from the leg of crane, and extract fat and oil from the stomach of mosquito. It's a pity that your old gentleman can do it.

2. "Two feelings"

Tang Dynasty: Liu Zongyuan

It was cold in the west, and Wu was shocked by the Northern Expedition. Different habitats make the collection dry and safe.

The swan is gone forever, and the hook is blocked deep. This is an extremely sad day, pills are drums and strange sounds.

The East China Sea has been long, and the south wind is crazy. Sitting makes the sky dusk and little stars worry about the moon.

Many people are addicted to rape and profit, and they donate thousands of dollars of goods. When the source of danger is shaken, the axe will come to each other.

Explanation:

The autumn wind is cool, and the frightened crows in the northern Woods keep barking. Is it because crows have different habits? How can they rest on dead branches?

Once the swan disappears, it will never come back, and the road to Wu Gou is dangerous and deep. People can only sigh that the Emperor of the Han and Yuan Dynasties indulged in pleasure day after day, and he even played drums with copper pills to pursue strange sounds.

The East China Sea has been choppy for a long time, and the south wind is strong and urgent. As a result, the sky turned into a dark night, and three or five small stars made the moon sad and disappeared.

What the secular heart likes best is treachery and profit. They were trapped in strange goods and spent a lot of money. Once the trees stand upright, sharp knives and axes will chase them.

Step 3 "Choose friends"

Tang Dynasty: Meng Jiao

Good people always follow the right path and are not enemies of the world.

The wicked flatter too much and get nothing.

Explanation:

Good people who are indifferent to the world are often more upright. They don't give in to the evil in the world, but they often encounter adversity. Bad guys like sweet words, flattery, sweet words, and have no benevolence, but if they do something wrong, they will get something.

4. Du Lingcuo

Tang Dynasty: Bai Juyi

Du Changli knew that he would not apply for suspension from school, so he quickly gathered and asked for a grade examination. If you want to pawn mulberry fields, you have to sell them and pay the taxes stipulated by the government. What about food and clothing next year?

Strip our clothes and take the food from our mouths. The victim of abuse is a jackal. Why did he pawn the hook and saw human flesh with his teeth like a saw?

Explanation:

Officials know clearly but don't report the truth, eager to collect rent and levy taxes violently in order to get a reward through the exam. What will happen to food and clothing next year if you pawn mulberry fields and sell them at the rent stipulated by the government?

Strip us naked and take our food. Abuse is a wolf, so why do your minions eat human flesh like hooks and teeth like saws?

5. The third episode of A Dream of Red Mansions

Even if you are born with good skin, your stomach is rough.

Poor and ignorant, stupid and afraid of reading articles.

Explanation:

Although born with a good face, I have no knowledge in my stomach.

I don't even know the way of the world. I'm stupid and stubborn and don't want to study.