Humor that doesn't want to get up

1. Getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a level.

I can't sleep long in the morning and feel lifeless at night.

I like staying in bed, because I like sleeping. I like sleeping, because I like dreaming. I like dreaming, because the reality is too bad.

4. In a row, sleeping is a big day.

Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day, and staying in bed is because you don't have the courage to start the day.

Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.

7. I had a dream: I slept in the dream, and I dreamed when I slept.

8. Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.

9. You don't know how hungry you are when you eat, but you don't know how to fall asleep.

10. Lazy sheep said: Happiness means sleeping with a full stomach every day.

1 1. I don't think about it in the morning. It's not bad for me. I stay in bed.

12. Sleeping is an art, please don't stop me from seeking art.

13. Don't cry, don't make trouble, I'm just turning pages to sleep.

14. The world of mortals is the most ridiculous and infatuation is the most boring. Might as well sleep at home.

15. I really like you, and I swear that you are as important in my heart as bed, chicken wings and roast duck.

16. Sleeping in bed is the best respect for the quilt.

17. I am me, the fireworks lying in bed every day.

18. Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up. Life, no big deal!

19. Don't sleep during the day and collapse at noon. Don't sleep in the afternoon, I'm too tired at night.

20. Life is like sleep! Wake up and sleepy! Close your eyes and wake up again!

2 1. Growing up is just to open the distance between dreams and reality without hesitation and wake you up who still want to stay in bed.

22. Sometimes I don't want to stay in bed, but the dream is so beautiful.

23. I can't sleep for the first 30 years, and I can't sleep for the next 30 years.

24. It's not that I want to stay in bed, but that the bed depends on me.

25. People who stay up late have long been lonely and addicted.

26. When you can't sleep, it's because you are awake in other people's dreams.

27. A person has two me, one is awake in the dark and the other is sleeping in the light. good night

28. I am used to staying up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.