A lover has no wife.

Wild flowers are not as fragrant as home flowers

1. My wife is at home; Lovers are in the eyes.

2. Your wife cooks for you every day; Lover, you have to invite her to dinner every day.

3. No matter how early you get up, your wife says you are lazy. No matter how late you get up, your lover always says, "It's still early!"

4. If you go out with your wife and take a bus, you have to choose a cheaper fare; Go out with your lover, even if you take a taxi, you feel shabby.

5. My wife looks like a barbecued pork bun, but the surface is not good, and the delicious food is all inside; Lovers are like beautifully packaged snacks, which are expensive and not necessarily delicious.

6. A wife is like a prosperous shop in a prime location. The more you use it, the more valuable it is. Lovers are like electronic products. When they get their hands on them, their prices drop, and the more they use them, the more fall in price they become.

7. A wife is like boiled water. Although it is tasteless, it is the most needed drink for the body. A lover is like red wine, which tastes very foreign, but it neither quenches thirst nor fills the stomach.

8. A wife is a piggy bank. Although you often put money in it, there is a steady return. A lover is a slot machine. You put a lot of money in it, and you may not even hear a thank you.

9. The wife works hard for the family; Lovers come and go freely like the wind.

1. A wife is like a mother; Lovers are like children.