Super funny friend circle copywriting. Have fun.

1. When I went to the gym today, the coach asked me, "What are you doing for?" I took a deep breath and roared, "In order to have money in the future, others will ask me to do things, so that I can have a good body to bear the beating!" " "

Today, my wife cooked all the vegetarian dishes. My son is dissatisfied with the food. He pursed his lips and said, "Dad, mom doesn't love you or me!" " The wife retorted, "Who said that? How can I not love you? " Then the son looked surprised and said, "mom, then make me a roast suckling pig." I want to eat a little pig. "

3. I quarreled with my girlfriend, and after I calmed down, I felt a little too much. Calling to apologize, she never answered. So, I had to send a short message: "At noon today, I saw your photo and seriously reflected on myself. I think what I did was very wrong. I shouldn't treat you like that. You must be very sad and disappointed in me. I was wrong. Will you please forgive me? " She replied in seconds, "Which photo did you see?"

Last night, I had dinner at a roadside stall, and a man and a woman were sitting at the next table. Listening to their chat should be a classmate relationship. Later, the woman wanted to guess boxing with the man, saying that if she lost, she had to promise the other party a request. The man won, looked the woman in the eye and said, "Anything?" The woman bowed her head a little shyly and said yes, and then the man said, "That's not aa, you pay."

Wife: Honey, have I gained weight recently? Husband: No. Wife: Do you look good in this dress? Husband: It looks good. Wife: Do you have a problem with me? Husband: No. Wife: Really? Husband: Really. Wife: Then why don't you look me in the eye? Husband: I am admiring your beauty. Wife: Then why do you close your eyes? Husband: Because I can't open my eyes at the same time.

I hope these circle of friends can make you happy!