A funny jingle to make women happy?

Women need to coax their boyfriends. Women who are coaxed are happy. Do you know how to coax your girlfriends? Below is a jingle I compiled to make women happy. You are welcome to read it.

Rhymes to make women happy

You say I am crazy,

Here comes 120;

You say I am passionate,

Alarmed 110.

If you cry,

121 it will rain;

If you get angry,

119 come to me!

Expansion of jingles to make women happy

1. Difficulties of being an official: Those with a weak constitution will die from exhaustion, those with a narrow mind will die from anger, those with low IQ will die from worry, those with little courage will die from fear, and those with a low drinking capacity will die. Those who drink too much will die of shame, those who are bad will die of shame. Only an all-round leader like you can make colleagues die of beauty!

2. There is a kind of warmth that comes from the thoughts in the heart; there is a kind of happiness Memories from death; there is a kind of care that transcends the worldly trajectory; there is a kind of warmth in the heart that is as beautiful as a rainbow! I wish you a good mood every day in the new week!

3. When the marriage law is revised, The typist accidentally typed monogamy into one husband a day. During the deliberation of the National People's Congress Party Committee, it was generally reflected that this article should be changed well and keep pace with the times, but the problem is that the supply of goods will not be available.

4. Please be proficient in using addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division in today's society, and you will enjoy it endlessly. That is: use addition to report results, subtraction to accept tasks, multiplication to calculate rewards, and division to check errors...

5. I heard that one day you went to the hotel for breakfast and the waiter asked what you wanted? You pretended not to know Mandarin, so I pointed my chest. The waiter was also smart and immediately shouted: "Two hamburgers, two cups of fresh milk, and two strawberries."

6. The further away from you, the more I miss you, and the closer I am to you, the more I love you. You, I haven’t seen you for a long time, but I dream about you every night. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I believe that love will last forever.

7. Official sketch: the body is getting fatter and the mind is getting narrower; the titles are getting more and more, the knowledge is getting shallower; the speech is getting longer and longer, the truth is getting less and less; the power is getting more and more The great prestige is getting lower and lower; the older the lover is, the younger the lover is.

8. What is politics? It’s black. What is power? Let’s talk about it. What does promotion mean? Give it away. What is knowledge? Just copy it. What does it mean to be cool? Just don’t go home. What is impulse? Just get drunk. What does it mean to be capable? Just brag.

9. People in this post: Don’t dissolve families, don’t make trouble with lovers, make friendships with colleagues perfect, and have long-term friendships with classmates. Don’t make trouble when you find a beautiful woman. Don’t glare when criticized by leaders. Talk long and short when friends meet, and coax them. My wife smiled.

10. The production team killed the goose and added food to it. The captain wrote the notice and wrote the word "goose" loosely, so it became: "In the afternoon, men kill my birds, women pluck my hair, and in the evening, men, women, old and young eat my bird meat." ! You can also eat my bird eggs! I will sell the remaining bird feathers tomorrow. ”

11. A man who has money and time but no temper is a treasure; a man who has money but no time and no temper is a treasure; a man who has no temper is a treasure. If you have money and time but don't have a temper, you will be a top product; if a man has no money and no time and has no temper, you will be a inferior product; if a man has no money and no time but has a temper, he will be a waste product.

12. Harmonious society, green environmental protection, ah, how wonderful these days are! The butterfly said to the little bee, "You are so stingy, pretending to be full of sweet words but reluctant to say a word to me," the bee said "Humph, you're still talking about me. Why don't you send me a text message with two antennas so long on your head?"

Jokes to make women happy

1. Lao Zhang's lawyer He said to him: "There is good news and bad news." Lao Zhang said: "Let's talk about the good news first." The lawyer said: "Good news, your wife found a photo worth 200,000 yuan." Lao Zhang asked: " So what's the bad news?" The lawyer said: "That's a photo with your female secretary."

2. Grandma, mom, chatting with me in the living room.

"Mom, look, all my classmates are getting married!" "Just be content, my classmates are all going abroad, and I'm not envious either." Mom said. Grandma said calmly: "You two should be satisfied, my classmates are all in funerals!"

3. One time the teacher was talking about the word "greed" in class. The bell rang suddenly, and the teacher said I will talk for a while longer so that you can absorb more knowledge. I said, "Teacher, we are not greedy. This much knowledge is enough. Teacher, don't be greedy. Don't ask for our time anymore." Then the teacher beat me and left.

4. The nurse said to the director: "The patient in bed 12 has a recurrence of his heart disease." The hospital director said: "When did this happen? Hasn't he been cured?" The nurse said: "It was when I saw the discharge medical bill."

5. The doctor sadly announced to the patient: "Your condition is irreversible! Please make arrangements for your funeral!" The patient lay helplessly on the hospital bed. Waved his hand and said: "Yes, yes." The family member came forward and asked: "What?" The patient said: "I want to change to another doctor!"

6. Two people were discussing the hospital's bill. The bill was from the hospital. The dean, Lao Wang, gave it to Xiao Zhang, a new father. Xiao Zhang said: "The cost of the delivery room is too expensive. You have to know that I did not send my wife in time. The baby was born on the hospital lawn." Dean Wang took the bill, crossed out the cost of the delivery room, and filled in On the lawn use fee.

7. A child accidentally swallowed a coin, and everyone was very anxious. At this time, a middle-aged man strode forward, grabbed the child, picked him up, shook his head down a few times, and the child spit out the coins. The child's parents thanked him very much and asked: "Are you a doctor?" He said: "No, I work in the tax bureau."

8. Xianyu asked the Zen master: They say that Xianyu can also turn over. Time, then when can I turn over? Zen Master: Don’t worry, you will be able to turn over in a while. The Zen master said to the monks: We have almost eaten here, let’s eat the other side! He turned the salted fish over.

9. One day, Wang Nima went to the bathhouse to take a bath. I found an uncle dancing, he looked very cool. So Wang Nima went to ask him for advice. Wang Nima: Uncle, how do you dance so coolly? The dancing uncle walked up to me without saying anything and turned my water temperature switch to the highest level. Scratch...your sister!

10. I found that the beautiful woman on the dining table opposite me had been looking at me. I was so excited. Is it because of my newly bought clothes? Or because of it? My new hair style yesterday? My heart was pounding, and I was so happy! At this time, she stood up, walked towards me slowly, and said to me affectionately: Brother, can you put your shoes in the hotel? Put them on, this is a hotel, not a foot washing shop. How can we eat if you take off your shoes?

11. Lao Zhang suffered from insomnia and went to the hospital for treatment. The doctor said: "When you can't sleep at night, just lie on the bed and take a deep breath. Imagine that you are at the beach, and the sea water is hitting the shore one after another." A few days later, Lao Zhang said to the doctor when he went for a follow-up visit. : "No, I still have insomnia!" The doctor asked: "You didn't do it according to my method, did you?" Lao Zhang said: "I did it strictly according to your instructions." The doctor said: "Then why are you still doing it? Can't sleep?" Lao Zhang said: "There are always beauties in bikinis walking around on the shore!"