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A friend's birthday wishes are domineering

I believe that everyone has a bad friend who can't run away and lose. They will kill each other and love each other for life. So what domineering, creative and short birthday wishes do bad friends have? Let's go and have a look.

First, a friend's birthday greeting is domineering

1. There is snow in January, rain in February, wind in March, flowers in April, summer in late May, crisp in June and July, crisp in August and September. There is snow, light rain, soft wind and light flowers in December. Although there are spring, summer, autumn and winter, the most important thing is 1 1 month, you will be beautiful all your life.

The years are getting shorter and shorter, the birthdays are getting faster and faster, the friendship is getting stronger and stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper. May every day be as beautiful as a painting-happy birthday!

3. there must be legends when you step into the rivers and lakes. It is said that Gu Long likes to create nudity. You can either get married naked or run naked without pants. Is the gap between people so big? Today is your birthday, which gives you a chance to start over!

The longer and more lush the tree of youth, the more beautiful flower of life will be. Please accept my deep blessing on your birthday. May you be full of vitality and youth! World computer

5. In the quiet night, burning dim candlelight, listening to soft sounds and drinking strong wine, let me spend an unforgettable birthday with you.

6. I sent you a short message of ten cents, telling you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

Second, friends' birthday greetings are short.

1. When I met you, I must have been unlucky for eight generations. Happy birthday.

The sea is full of fucking water. I don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday.

3. Happy birthday, piggy

The mountain is very long and the water is far away, so I can't stop short messages and a few words of blessing, and I can't express my thoughts in my heart. Let the happiness of missing hold on to us forever!

5. Year after year, I sincerely wish you happiness! Happy birthday! Have a good mood every day!

6. I wish you a happy old turtle in the East China Sea, and a big stone in Nanshan will live longer than that in Nanshan.

Third, creative late birthday wishes.

1. Pig, your birthday is very happy. Congratulations on another year's wrinkles ... one step closer to wrinkles ...

2. I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!

Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

I dreamed of you last night. We celebrated our birthday in a fancy restaurant and then sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

5. Happy birthday, dear. I told my mother today that I like you very much and want you to accompany me day and night. Do you know that?/You know what? Through this period of communication, I found that I can't live without you now. But my mother refused. She said, "pigs are not allowed at home."

6. It's your birthday again. I learned a spell from the immortal Rhoda, which can make you happy: An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu Chunzhu, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.