Reasonable humorous copy

1. I sell breakfast and I can meet many strange people. For example, this morning, you said it was normal for you to drink water and add water to you, it was normal for you to eat tofu pudding and soup, and even it was normal for you to drink soybean milk and I added it to you. What do you mean when you eat steamed stuffed buns and say there is no stuffing, let me add stuffing for you? If this story continues, you need a girlfriend to have breakfast with you, and I have to get one for you!

2. One day, my father and her husband were drinking and chatting together. The father who had never had any emotional intelligence suddenly said to her husband, If you don't love my daughter that day, just tell me. I was very moved at that time: Dad, are you taking me home? Dad looked at me and said to my husband, I asked her to remarry, so my brother wouldn't participate. ...

Xiao Ming walked into the drugstore and asked the boss, boss, do you have any medicine for hiccups? The boss said: Yes. So he took out two medicines for the man to choose from. While he was picking them, the boss shouted loudly, which made Xiao Ming tremble all over, and all the medicines fell to the ground. The customer said angrily, you are sick! The boss said with a smile, how about it? It scares me. The customer was even more angry: it was my mother who burped!

The couple next door want to go out on business and let me look after their children. When I am bored, I watch TV with my children. I was watching the sudden passionate scene on TV, so I quickly grabbed the remote control and changed the channel. The children held me down and said contemptuously, look at you people who have never seen the world! Calm down! ........... ……NM, I was despised by children. ...

The old man was watching TV when his prospective son-in-law leaned in and said, I want to marry your daughter at once. I know that marriage is just a form. The old man was very angry and said, how can you say that such an important thing as marriage is just a formality? The prospective son-in-law squeaked, I didn't say that ... the obstetrician said.

6. shave your son's head. His eyes were closed all the time. After the haircut, the barber said softly, children open their eyes and see how uncle shaved your head! Who knows, my son's eyes are still closed, he said, and mom said, I'd better look in the mirror in three days.

7. There is a rich woman in our community. Every day, she praises her dog for being smart, urinating by himself and understanding all kinds of words. She also said that other dogs were not good. What's more, her dog has to taste it before eating. When she was walking in the community that day, a child pooped, and the dog smelled it and looked at the rich woman with a long face.

8. My wife is addicted to cooking, and she has learned to be her husband's favorite fish head with chopped pepper. Husband smacked his lips after tasting it: what a good thing, what a good thing! Wife is happy: since it's all right, eat more. Husband: What a pity! You ruined everything.

9. Take my brother to dinner in the morning, next to a high school couple. The girl asked: Husband! What's for breakfast? The boy pinched her face: Let's eat two cages of steamed dumplings, and the girl shyly said yes. I said to my brother: Look at him! You have to work harder to get into high school! No competition! My brother nodded: Boss! We'd like four cages of steamed dumplings ...

10. One day, Xiao Ming went to school, and his classmates said that his face looked like an ass. Xiaoming ran out sadly. When he came to the edge of a well, he put his head in to see if he really looked like a donkey. Just as he put his head in, the digger at the bottom of the well suddenly shouted to him, If you dare to shit down there, you will die. ...

1 1. My colleague just came back from studying in the North Hospital for three months and asked him what he had learned. He thought for a long time: we still know too little about ourselves. When we heard this sentence, we immediately sat down and waited for it. He took a drag on his cigarette and said, if I hadn't gone to the bathhouse in the north, I would never have known that I could sweat so much. ...

12. I just talked about a girlfriend whose parents are divorced. My girlfriend lives with her mother. Last night, I sent my girlfriend home. Just arrived at her door, her mother saw me and enthusiastically said to me, young man.