Humor of finding yourself getting fat again. Talk about the summary of the copy (49 sentences)

Humor about finding yourself getting fatter again (Part 1)

1. What kind of mentality is it to order takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you don't think you are fat enough, so hold on to your fat.

2. My three shortcomings are: being fat; Fat; You can't lose so much weight!

3. Fat people have one more defensive way to play basketball than ordinary people: breast defense

4. No matter whether thin people say they are fat or thin, fat people will think that thin people are showing off.

5. Being slightly fat is the best figure. The reality is very skinny. Never let yourself feel skinny.

6. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

7. I seem to have eaten a little too much clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!

8. Good-looking people are called green tea bitches, while mine can only be called Hulk.

9. I got fat. Last year's skirt was very tight this year. Today's appetite is less than yesterday's.

1. I'm so hungry, but I don't really want to eat. I've been eating too much recently, and I feel like I'm going to gain weight.

11. I drifted and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I was lying in bed eating chocolate at this time of night.

12. It's not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being uneducated!

13. Eat, eat, eat and eat while feeling that your face is too fat.

14. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I took it.

15. A woman is ugly and has no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, the hero took a long time to arrive. The woman was angry when she saw that he was a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero is also angry: at least I have lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

16. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

17. Shut up and take your legs! What can you control if you can't control your mouth?

18. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those fat people who are worried.

19. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend around her who has gained weight for many years.

2. You will know how fat you are after three days.

21. If you can't eat at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

22. The fat boy's song of youth is really an adventure of meat buns.

23. I used to be thin and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

24. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is it your dish? This is simply no one! I think it's all right!

25. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money. Humor about finding yourself getting fatter again (Part II)

26. Sell me by the pound, and I can maintain Wang Sicong.

27. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

28. The epidemic will soon be over. I don't want to eat midnight snack and instant noodles any more. This trend of gaining weight is not optimistic.

29. I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to change all my snacks into coffee and water.

3. whoever doesn't have a few folds in his stomach is not ups and downs in his life.

31. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, and the first one is to eat, drink and be good!

32. Big breasts are just a fig leaf for fat people, and thin legs are just figs with flat breasts.

33. I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must refrain from eating salad in winter. It's really sad.

34. People who are not fat say that they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are already numb.

35. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear you."

36. I didn't dislike my people when I was fat. I must repay you well when I lose weight.

37. On such a cold day this year, I actually feel ok. Maybe I have gained weight and fat. Hahahaha.

38. If you think I'm fat, I'll lose weight. You say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain. You taught me.

39. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

4. I've been getting more and more displeased with myself recently. I guess I've gained weight again. After all, I'm all fleshy!

41. You're getting fat again, so hurry up and have a beer and a piece of Sichuan style pork to quell the shock.

42. No wonder you can't lose weight.

43. I have gained weight recently. Met an old classmate. Negative energy is bursting. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

44. Smiling, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheek kept shaking up and down with the movement.

45. Everyone says I'm fat, but in fact I'm just thin.

46. I have a heart to lose weight, but I am doomed to be obese.

47. Thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

48. If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. I don't call it fat, I call it coarse!

49. Don't call others rude just because they are getting a little fatter! Talk about the humorous mood of teasing yourself about gaining weight

Talk about the humorous mood of teasing yourself about gaining weight (Part 1)

1. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth, too, so I won't gain weight if I don't eat?

2. I drifted and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I was lying in bed eating chocolate at this time of night.

3. The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat, I mean I have gained weight again.

4. I don't think it's necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and it's time for heating for four months!

5. People are afraid of being famous and strong, while men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

6. The epidemic will soon be over, and I don't want to eat midnight snack and instant noodles any more. This trend of gaining weight is not optimistic.

7. My face has become a cake, but I still comfort myself. Hum, it's not that I've never lost weight.

8. Xiao Da, who says that he is not fat but has a fat face, is really cute and wants to bite MengMeng's bread face.

9. It's a good thing I ate myself fat before, or I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.

1. As the saying goes, you have to pay back sooner or later when you hang out. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will gain weight sooner or later.

11. Many people understand "be generous" as "be pregnant".

12. I'm still eating this thing at this hour. I may think I'm getting fat too slowly.

13. losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, and the first is to eat, drink and be good!

14. I will slap myself hard when I take toner every day! I hope I can shoot a little bit.

15. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

16. We agreed to lose weight. Forget it. You won't gain weight after a meal.

17. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One told me to have a snack, and the other made me a snack every day. Talking about the humorous mood of poking fun at yourself for gaining weight (Part II)

18. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

19. As long as you are thin, everything is versatile; if you are fat, everything is useless.

2. crying, my face is getting fatter and fatter, and my limbs are still too thin. is this the way to gain weight?

21. I used to be thin and I will be thin in the future, so I need to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

22. I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid my weight is not allowed.

23. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those who are sitting on the sofa.

24. I don't know what possessed me, but I want to eat chocolate-flavored food. I really don't think I am fat enough.

25. I'm going to thin into a bolt of lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

26. We are obese, obese with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!

27. Losing weight in summer is my sister's only goal! Funny me and my funny colleagues.

28. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? How can you gain weight today!

29. At that time, Liang Qian was just like a sausage, covered in meat and tense. At the moment, like an air-dried sausage, it is dry without any water, and a layer of salt frost is also deposited on the casing.

3. people become fat in middle age, and when it comes to losing weight, it's the top priority!

31. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

32. I can't see my feet with my head down ...

33. My beauty is said to be unworthy.

34. You are fatter than me, and you are worthy of it. Talking about the humorous mood of poking fun at oneself gaining weight (Part 3)

35. In this era of personality, I would rather be fat and exquisite. Don't be thin and alike.

36. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat a lot. I thought I had gained weight.

37. Every fat person is a potential stock. You don't know how beautiful you are to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

38. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you get fat. You are mine, and I want you.

39. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is it your dish? This is simply no one! I think it's all right!

4. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more things to eat. If you get fat, it's yours

41. Being fat means being fat. It's all in vain to change your hair style.

42. You are short for life, but my weight is temporary.

43. I feel as fat as a pig, eating more and more, completely out of control, and eating whatever I want!

44. It's such a short distance that I can roll over it soon.

45. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.

46. I can afford to play. I'm not so picky as thin people. I don't eat this or do that.

47. At that time, when I took pictures, I always thought I was fat, and my waist was thick. Now I have developed feelings with this body fat.

48. Fat people are always updating their closets.

49. Fat women love to wear a dark green sweatshirt and pants. They stand there like a mailbox.

5. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you" but "you have lost weight". Humorous copywriting in which girls send friends circle to say that they have gained weight

Humorous copywriting in which girls send friends circle to say that they have gained weight

1. This year's achievements, I gained 2 pounds, and my stomach bulged, unlocking greasy middle-aged men in advance.

2. People who like you never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

3. Look down at your own meat. It's so gentle that you can't shake it.

4. You look fat, but you are still fat when you take off your clothes.

5. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

6. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.

7. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight, and the fat boy didn't deserve the collarbone.

8. Many people understand "be generous" as "be pregnant".

9. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

1. If your face becomes a cake, comfort yourself. Hum, it's not that you've never lost weight.

11. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

12. I was once thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

13. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, which is destined to be read all his life.

14. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

15. Love to eat is also an art, so don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

16. I love gluttony before I know it, and then I feel fat after I know it.

17. You are fatter than me, and you are worthy of it.

18. If you gain three pounds a month or are short of oil and salt, you may eat too much carbohydrate, so you have to control it.

19. People have lost weight in a holiday, and I want to try the feeling of being out of food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.

2. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I still seized it.

21. If you sell me by the weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

22. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, open-minded, amiable and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

23. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers! Humorous Copywriting Part II

24. People who can't control their mouths should not lose weight noisily! Serve you right! Fatso!

25. If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. I don't call it fat, I call it coarse!

26. I'm not fat, I'm cute.

27. Take a closer look at three kilograms when you gain three kilograms during festivals. Lose weight desperately for half a year, and celebrate the New Year before you succeed.

28. The reason why I am fat is because I keep a lot of things in my heart, so I am not thin.

29. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly-filled sausage, covered in meat and tense. Now, like an air-dried sausage, it is dry without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

3. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One told me to have a snack, and the other made me a snack every day.

31. I'm so bloated that I eat too much sweet food. Forget bread, milk tea, egg tart and Oreo omelet. I have to eat chocolate and candy directly, but I'm not fat enough.

32. The most exclusive thing in the world is the flesh on your body. No matter how you neglect it, it will never leave you!

33. Fat man, he wants to help his belly and think about oil. He tries to eat and drink every day. He is pregnant in the hospital and worried about losing weight.

34. For so many years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

35. It's good to live a happy and carefree life recently. You're fat and a little scorpion girl. Come on!

36. The child is getting fatter and cuter.

37. A woman is ugly and has no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, the hero took a long time to arrive. The woman was angry when she saw that he was a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero is also angry: at least I have lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

38. There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I am helping them finish their unfinished business.

39. I'm so hungry that I can only hold my fist and hit my stomach to help me out.

4. Sell me by the weight, and I can maintain Wang Sicong.

41. I drifted and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I lay down at this time of night.