How to write humor in copywriting during the epidemic

1, I dare not go anywhere now, for fear that I am not green.

2. What was the smell of that barbecue at the end of last year? I completely forgot! But it doesn't matter, now I'm going to savor it.

I finally understand the dog's mood, and I want to go out for a walk now.

I hope the virus will pass quickly, or eating a McDonald's will become a luxury.

5. When I just ordered takeout, I suddenly remembered my weight 150 kg. I suddenly slapped myself in the face. How can you be distracted when ordering takeout!

6. An epidemic made the friendship that was not deep worse.

We never imagined that our contribution to society turned out to be sleeping in!

8. Don't always stay in the bedroom, go to the living room occasionally.

9. I'm afraid of COVID-19. If I am infected, my whereabouts will be made public, and then the whole country will know that I either break corn in this field or beat millet in that field every day.

10, masks never thought that they had become new year's goods.