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Steelmaking: the first sentence:

Luo Shan: It's good to believe in God. How wonderful it is to have gratitude and hope every day!

Edward: Really, do you really believe that? Pray to God and the dead will come back to life?

Roxanne: Well, of course!

Edward: 25g of water,10kg of carbon, 4g of ammonia, 3kg of lime, 800g of phosphorus, 250g of salt,100g of saltpeter, 80g of sulfur, 7.5g of fluorine,10kg of iron, 3g of silicon and others. Although it is futile, it is much more meaningful than simply praying. Besides, if you go to the market, you can buy back all your children's pocket money. Humans are really cheap things!

Luo Shan: Humans are not objects! If you are rude to the creator, you will be cursed!

Edward: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! An alchemist is also a scientist. How can he believe in such an unrealistic thing as the creator or God and pursue all kinds of material creation principles in the world? If you don't believe in God, we scientists are in a sense the closest place to God. That's funny!

Roxanne: How arrogant! Imagine yourself in the same place as God?

Edward: I seem to have seen in some myth that a hero with wings fixed with wax approached the sun and fell to the ground. The hero closest to the sun, his wings will also be burned and fall to the ground.

The second word:

Al: There is no doubt that it is impossible to create life. Mom is very gentle ... really gentle. We always thought that we all wanted to see mom's smile again. So even if alchemy is taboo, we must refine it ... we failed! In the process of refining, my brother lost his left foot, but he took my whole body away. My consciousness once lost consciousness ... The next time I saw it, I saw this armored body and a sea of blood. My brother lost his left foot and was seriously injured. Then he refined my soul with his right hand and put on this armor.

Edward: Hey ... two people almost died. To bring one person back to life ... roxanne. People have to pay for resurrection! You have this consciousness!

Al: Although my brother is a genius, it takes hard work to achieve today's achievements!

Roxanne: What should I do in the future? Why am I alive?

Edward: Think about these things yourself! Stand Up! Go! Isn't your leg perfect?

The principle of equivalent exchange in alchemy: If you want something of equal value, you must exchange it with something of equal value.

The first sentence, Naruto Usagi.

Iruka: "Clean it all up! Otherwise, you can't go home today! "

Naruto: "I don't care! Anyway, there is no one at home! "

Iruka: "Why are you doodling there? You are not ignorant of the origin of the name' Huo Ying'. "

Naruto: "Of course! To put it simply, the person who inherits Huo Ying's name is the best ninja in the village, especially the fourth generation Huo Ying, who is a hero who protects the village from fox attacks! "

Iruka: "Then why did you do it?"

Naruto: "Because sooner or later I will inherit the name Huo Ying! I will surpass any generation in Huo Ying! So I want people in the village to recognize my strength! "

Iruka: "since my parents died ... no one praised me and no one recognized me." ..... I'm lonely. I am often treated as a fool in class, too. This is also to attract everyone's attention. Because I don't know how to attract others' attention in other ways. Being an idiot is better than being invisible, so I've been playing dumb. I am in pain. Naruto ... So are you ... You are also very sad ... This must be very painful ... I'm sorry ... Naruto, if I can do better, I won't make you feel so unhappy ... "

Shui Mu: It is impossible for a fox not to use its power! Naruto is not as good as you think ... "

Iruka: "I know ..."

Naruto: Well ...! It's really ... look! Teacher Iruka doesn't recognize me from the bottom of my heart!

Iruka: "But Naruto is different! That guy ... that guy is recognized by me as ... an excellent student! ..... he really works hard ... but he is just not smart enough, so he can't be recognized by others ... but he already knows people's inner pain ... so he is not a fox now! He is from Konoha Ninja Village ... Naruto Uzumaki! "

Yan Di Mu Ye Pills

Three generations of Huo Ying: When people hate a person and deny his existence … the way people look at that person … but it's cold … scary!

Naruto: Although there are many unpleasant things, there are also many confusing things ... I managed to make others recognize me. In this way, it has been extremely hard. I advise you to be mentally prepared. If you want to get everyone's approval and get the name Huo Ying, it's absolutely ... There is no shortcut.

The third sentence: Sasuke Uchiha

Sasuke: ... lonely ... it's better to be scolded by your parents!

The fourth sentence: Hatake Kakashi

After Kakashi was hit on the head by Naruto's blackboard eraser, the first sentence he said was: Mm-hmm-... What should I say? My first impression of you ... is really annoying!

Kakashi's introduction:

My name is Hatake Kakashi, and I like nasty things, so I don't want to tell you! Future dreams ... nothing to talk about ... yeah! Have a lot of interests ...

Naruto:

My name is Naruto Uzumaki. My favorite thing is instant noodles. I like Lamian Noodles better. Teacher Iruka invited me to dinner! The most annoying thing is waiting for noodles to soak for 3 minutes. (Kakashi: This guy is thinking about Lamian Noodles ...) The dream in the future is to surpass Huo Ying! I want the whole village to recognize my existence! Interest is ... pranks!

Sasuke:

My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate many things, but I don't like anything. And ... dreams are just words, so I'm not interested. I have my ambitions! I want to revive my family ... kill a man!

The fifth sentence: carelessness

Kakashi: Ninja can't turn his back on the enemy.

The secret body of Konoha Ninjutsu is the secret meaning! Millennium murder!

Naruto: … How could I … How could I be here … How could I turn around here!

The sixth sentence: only Sasuke

Kakashi: Think carefully before you use Ninjutsu. You were used by me in turn … and … don't fall into this obvious trap, idiot. Ninja should be calm and judge carefully!

Sasuke: I'm not like those guys!

Kakashi: Wait until you catch the bell! Sasuke ...

The seventh sentence: Kakashi's conclusion

Sasuke: Only I can't kill that man. At that time ... I cried ... my ... I was the avenger. I have to be better than that guy … I can't stay in this place …

Kakashi: You three, stop being ninjas!

Eighth sentence: So I said you are not qualified!

Kakashi: Do you despise ninjas? Say it! Why do you think we should do this exercise in groups? That is ... you guys don't understand the answer to this test at all! The answer is teamwork. If you three go together ... maybe you can catch the bell. There are only two bells, which may cause infighting. ) sure! This is a test of infighting that we deliberately arranged. The purpose of this exam is to select people who can ignore their own interests and give priority to teamwork while understanding this state. Indeed, for ninjas, excellent personal skills are indispensable. But "teamwork" is more important than this! A lone ranger who doesn't understand teamwork will put his companions in crisis ... and even kill them. All the jobs you have to face are life-threatening tasks. Look here, countless names are engraved on this stone ... called heroes-ninjas! However, these are not ordinary heroes ... they are heroes who died in the line of duty! This is ... a monument to soothe the soul. My best friend's name is engraved on it. ...

What are you doing? You guys! Passed!

We all call him a loser who breaks the rules and iron laws of the ninja world. ..... However, people who don't know how to cherish their companions are the worst waste!

The ninth sentence

Naruto: But I have grown up! Don't always think ... I'm still the kid who used to play pranks!

The twelfth sentence: It's over.

Sasuke: OK, strong murderous look ... even one eyeball will be killed. That's the feeling ... if I stay in this place for an hour, I don't know what will happen. Tolerant murder ... feeling that life is in their hands ... it's not good ... on the contrary, I want to die in pain. ...

Kakashi: Don't worry, Sasuke, I will protect you, even if I die. I would never let him kill my partner.

Thirteenth sentence: I am a ninja

No more beheading: wipe your forehead proudly. Do you think you are a ninja? But ah, the so-called real "ninja" refers to those who risk their lives many times! That is ... when it can be registered in this uncle's handbook, it is also a ninja. A guy like you is not qualified to be called a ninja!

Naruto: I swear by my aching left hand ...! I will never let others save me again … I will handle it calmly and never want to escape … I don't want to lose to Sasuke … Yes … I am a ninja! Besides, I have made up my mind not to run! I will never run away! Hey, the one with no eyebrows over there! Please register in your handbook quickly! Sooner or later, I will become a person named Konoha Naruto Uzumaki!

Chapter 16: Who are you?

Kakashi: without sound, there is no taste ... this is the end of ninja!

Chapter 17: combat preparation

Kakashi: If you find anything suspicious, you should be prepared before it can't be saved ... This is also the iron law of ninja!

The twentieth time: there was once a hero.

Kaiza: If you are a man, you should choose a lifestyle that you won't regret ... What's really important is to work hard to the end regardless of pain or sadness. Even if you lose your life, you should protect it with your hands! This way, even if you die, you will always leave evidence that a man lived!

Naruto: I want to prove to him that there are heroes in this world!

Chapter 2 1: Meeting in the forest

Bai: Why do you practice?

Naruto: Because I want to be stronger.

Bai: Hmm-but you look fine already.

Naruto: No, no! I want to be stronger!

Bai: ... why ... why do you work so hard? ...

Naruto: Because I want to be the best ninja in the village! I want everyone to agree with my strength! I want to prove something to someone!

Bai: Who are you doing this for? Or for yourself?

Naruto: ... What?

Bai: Do you have anyone … who is very important to you?

Naruto: Huh? What are you talking about, big sister ... What happened?

Bai: People can be really strong if they want to protect important things. You will become stronger ... Let's meet again later! Ah ... one more thing, I'm a man.

Kakashi: It's not brave to be brave, a strong soldier has no weak soldiers! This is the instruction of the last generation of Huo Ying! This is the ninja lifestyle ... ninjas don't just work for money.

Twenty-two: the emergence of a strong enemy

Inari: Why do you work so hard? Even if you practice again, you can't beat Cardo's men in the end! No matter what you say, no matter what you do, in front of the really powerful people, the weak people can't win after all!

Naruto: Cut the crap. I told you I'm not like you.

Inari: When I saw you, I felt very unhappy! You don't know this country at all, and you are so pushy! You don't know me at all! I am not like you, a guy who has never experienced pain but always smiles!

Naruto: ... because of this ... can you regard yourself as the protagonist of the tragedy and cry every day? A fool like you will cry forever! It's no use crying baby!

Kakashi: Never mind! Naruto this guy didn't mean to ... he just can't talk very well. I heard Mr. Tazuna talk about your father. Naruto, like you, lost his father as a child. ..... Suppose he has never met his parents at all and doesn't even have a friend. To be honest, his past is more tragic than yours ... but I have never seen him feel depressed, embarrassed and crying because of pain. He is always ... desperately trying to gain recognition from others ... he always risks his life for his dreams. He has cried enough. So, he knows what real power is ... just like your dead father. ..... Perhaps the person who knows you best is Naruto. It seems that guy ... it seems that he can't leave you alone.

Chapter 23: 2 Attacks

Naruto: The hero is dying.

Chapter 25: For dreams

Naruto: How could I die in this place? I still have a dream to realize!

Bai: Dream. ...

Stop chopping: giggle ... poor child. A child like you, no one will need you. Without freedom and dreams, you will die. ...

Bai: Big Brother's eyes are the same as mine.

Bai: It is very difficult for me to become a real ninja who gives up all emotions. If I can, I don't want to kill you ... but I don't want you to kill me ... but since you have taken action against me ... I will cut off all my emotions and become a real ninja. This bridge connects everyone's dream ... battlefield! I fight for my dreams, and you fight for your dreams. Please don't hate me. I want to protect a very important person … I want to work for him, fight for him and make his dream come true … this is my dream.

Kakashi: They can't kill their feelings yet, so they can't become real killing machines yet. That teenager is really aware of the ninja's distress.

Never again: your peaceful ninja village can't train real ninjas ... that's because you can't accumulate the most important "killing experience" in ninja fighting. ...

Chapter 27: Awakening

Sasuke: Why ... How do I know ... Hum. I hate you the most ... because my body created a ... unauthorized reaction ... fool ... that guy ... killed ... my brother before I made up my mind ... how could I ... die like this? ...

Bai: He accepted my attack without hesitation. He died protecting you. In order to protect important people, even though he knew it was a trap, he bravely rushed over. He is a respectable ninja ... is this the first time you have faced the death of a companion ... this is the way of ninja. ...

Naruto: Cut the crap ... Actually, me too ... I hate you most ... I will spare you ... I will kill you!