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Tik Tok’s most popular sentences (selected 104 sentences)

1. Robbers violate criminal law; poets violate grammar.

2. Never worry about the vacancies on the podium.

3. No matter what you do, being an amateur is more enjoyable than being a professional.

4. There are no boring words, only boring usages.

5. Don’t take risks unless you want something.

6. Language friction in human society is far greater than **.

7. Real comedy will not make the audience laugh from beginning to end.

8. Many people’s knowledge blocks the road to wisdom.

9. Suspicion: a quality that atheists must possess.

10. People who write clearly love readers, and people who write vaguely love language.

11. The main function of the city is to provide squeeze space for the public.

12. If you talk about everything, there will always be one thing to say.

13. Humor does not violate logic, but proposes different logic.

14. Architecture can certainly be humorous, but it must comply with mechanical principles.

15. I believe it is not difficult for babies who speak different languages ??to communicate with each other.

16. Church bells wake up believers in God and atheists alike.

17. The most unfortunate writer is that he writes poorly and slowly.

18. Seeing science repeatedly defeat superstition, I can’t help but believe in science.

19. The main function of synonyms is to show off the powerful expressive power of human beings.

20. There is no progress without summary, and there is no summary without neglect.

21. Naughty children violate school rules; lively vocabulary teases grammar.

22. The simplicity of the work won a large number of readers and lost a lot of royalties.

23. Mothers sometimes spank their own children, but they never allow others to do it.

24. Getting rid of nicknames is much more difficult than getting rid of chewing gum stuck to your body.

25. Despair is better than disappointment. After despair, you will not be disappointed again.

26. A good writer should protect the interests of the public and himself in the contract.

27. Once you feel that you are not qualified for your current position, you should be promoted as soon as possible.

28. Ordinary people are allowed to comment, but experts must have their own opinions.

29. Desire and profit desire are the bones of human beings. Too much desire is bone spurs.

30. Funny and serious are not opposites, they must complement and serve each other.

31. Things in the world are always unsatisfactory and hateful!

32. Writers who write for the next generation have to endure the ridicule of this generation of readers.

33. Only mistakes are not interesting. You must make the right mistakes.

34. The saddest thing: You told a joke in public, but no one laughed.

35. God is omnipotent and can even create a large number of atheists.

36. Only by tormenting readers with wisdom can a writer win the latter's greatest respect.

37. Most literati are very modest because they want to vent their anger when writing.

38. Religious science regards religion as the object of scrutiny; religion regards science as the object of concern.

39. Statistical reports are very useful, at least they can provide a few questionable figures.

40. Too specific description is tantamount to limiting his wisdom.

41. Also listen carefully to ungrammatical speech: it may contain new grammar.

42. Foresight: A tormenting guy who always advises us to give up immediate interests.

43. According to linguists, politicians can be divided into two categories: grammatical and non-grammatical.

44. Mathematics makes the relationship between things very simple, which proves that mathematics is not simple.

45. Everyone knows numbers, but only liars and statisticians can play them intelligently.

46. A person in a lower position feels warm when climbing to a higher position. Once he stops, he will feel chilly.

47. One of the conditions for becoming a literary master is that the number of works reaches a boring level.

48. I have been frustrated throughout my life because I was never satisfied with the great achievements I had made.

49. Adjectives in language are hierarchical, and some adjectives belong to people in high positions.

50. I revise my pieces repeatedly to make them look like careless improvisation.

51. The difference between ordinary people and famous writers is that the former do not applaud when they scribble on paper.

52. Smart leaders promise their followers hope; foolish leaders fulfill those hopes.

53. A kind-hearted writer has tears of sympathy even when he creates villains.

54. When your name is in full swing in the literary world, you are a huge stumbling block.

55. I must keep a certain distance from my works to prevent others from saying that I am famous for them.

56. The main characteristic of long-term interests is ambiguity, otherwise it would be called immediate interests.

57. Humor: a special form of seriousness. It reminds us that seriousness is more than just a face.

58. From the difficulty of writing, we can guess that writers must have done something sorry to others in their previous lives.

59. Taking writing as a career is a misfortune in life, but if you write well, it is a blessing in misfortune.

60. If you point out a shortcoming of your boss, he will take advantage of you, and you may suffer in the future.

61. It is not difficult to realize your dreams. You just need to bring your dreams down to a level consistent with real life.

62. Historians advocate looking backward, while futurists emphasize looking forward, but the most important thing is to look left and right.

63. The meaning of work is not only to make money, but also to relieve the tension and anxiety caused by excessive leisure.

64. Readers embrace me like stars embracing the moon. Of course I know that many stars are actually bigger than the moon.

65. But around me, how many ordinary people are arguing and how many experts are praising each other!

66. Writers are willing to revise their works repeatedly, but they are always angry if others accidentally point out problems.

67. I classify literati according to their bones: some have character; some have character; some have character.

68. The ideal fair state is one in which everyone is most satisfied with themselves and at the same time a little envious of others.

69. Su Shi was a successful writer and a failed politician; Qianlong was a successful politician and a failed writer.

70. In the past, people discussed the difference between Yan style characters and European style characters, but now they discuss the length of natural codes and Wubi characters.

71. By observing the reverse side of the tapestry, I concluded that most delicate things cannot be seen from behind.

72. You must be careful in two situations: first, the boss is ready to promote you; second, the boss is not ready to promote you.

73. There is also a bad side to nepotism, that is, once your relatives and friends oppose you, you will not be able to stand it at all.

74. Don’t just look at your superior’s face. Faces are determined by many factors and often cannot truly reflect the superior's intentions.

75. Writers Ambitious people usually have only two options: either achieve what they want, or become a writer.

76. Different industries have different pleasures: acting can make you famous; business can make you rich; writing can make you poor.

77. The launch of the spaceship is a major event in the history of human spirituality: humans no longer fear the sun, moon and stars.

78. Since everything in the world is under the control of God, our words and deeds must be completely consistent with His heart.

79. Complexity and simplicity seem to be enemies: Whenever I am simple-minded, I always face very complex problems.

80. A sense of humor cannot solve actual problems, but it can help us look at problems that need to be solved in a pleasant mood.

81. If your works are repeatedly misunderstood by readers, congratulations, brother, this is a signal that they are about to enter the classic platform.

82. Experts and scholars Some scholars have never proposed any novel ideas; some scholars have never proposed any ideas.

83. The disadvantage of being a foreigner is that the locals can laugh at your local accent, but you cannot laugh at theirs.

84. When experts agree, ordinary people are the target of education; when experts have opposing opinions, ordinary people are the targets of struggle.

85. The functions of philosophy, religion and myth are very similar. They all make us nod by telling stories about things we can’t see or touch.

86. Science has changed our lives: In the past, when I was in a bad mood, I read inspirational aphorisms, but now I go to the hospital to test blood and urine.

87. This seems a bit unsightly: we point at the little people and nod to the big people.

But who could devise a simpler, more practical action?

88. When lies and facts race, lies always win. Because facts bring with them the time, place, and people of events, it is impossible to run too fast.

89. The main elements of humor are happiness and pain. A humorist must be able to see pain in other people's happiness; or happiness in other people's pain.

90. Not only great men make mistakes, but also people. When the people are right, writers should cry out for them; when the people make mistakes, writers should cry out to them!

91. Ordinary people can divide the palms and soles according to their shapes, but experts must distinguish them according to the texture, size and hardness of the skin, and with appropriate reference to the smell.

92. Statistics: a very practical science. It can draw the same conclusion based on different data, and it can draw different conclusions based on the same data.

93. What themes writers write vary from person to person: if you have a good memory, you can write about interesting childhood stories; if you want to escape reality, you can write about ghosts and monsters; if you are planning to change careers, you can write a job search notice.

94. Language Nothing created by humans is as charming as language. The charm of all other things depends on language, which has the right to keep the most beautiful words to itself.

95. Linguists say that each Chinese character is an integrated circuit rich in information. I already know thousands of Chinese characters, but I still don't know what an integrated circuit is.

96. Law of the workplace: If you are competent in a certain position, you will keep this position; if you are incompetent in this position, you may be promoted to a higher deputy position.

97. There are two kinds of experts in the world: experts who compliment the public and experts who criticize the public. They oppose each other and attack each other. In a sense, they were truly close friends.

98. Conservative speech helps the stability of language, and radical speech helps the expansion of language. Language needs stability and expansion, so it likes conservatism and radicalism.

99. Kindness and incitement are two characteristics of vernacular writing. To translate one's own autumn into vernacular is to regard individualism as the autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves; to regard spring as the warmth towards comrades.

100. The behavior of subordinates should always cooperate with the boss: if the boss smiles and pats you on the shoulder, you should immediately shed tears of happiness; if the boss is thinking hard about a problem, you should gently slip away.

101. Every writer is embarrassed when he is called a famous writer at the beginning; in the future, they will gradually adapt to this title; in the future, they will feel embarrassed if others no longer call them famous writers. Very embarrassing.

102. Some works have only literary value but no commercial value; some works have only commercial value but no literary value. Some works achieve a high degree of unity between the two: they have neither literary value nor commercial value.

103. Everything written by great writers is worthy of praise: if they write big works, it proves that they are great; if they write small works, it proves that they are humble; if they write nothing, it proves that their modesty is How great.

104. You cannot become a great writer. You must learn to wait. Many great writers were unknown during their lives and their works were essentially unknown. It wasn't until a thousand or two thousand years after their deaths that people began to hesitate to study them. Initial findings suggested they were not worth studying. To overturn this conclusion, we usually have to wait three to five hundred years.