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A circle of friends who gave birth to their first salary.
1, the salary is like a period: when you reach retirement age, it will be gone soon!
2. Wage is like a period: it hurts when it goes up.
3. Our company is a good company! Although I get off work late, I go to work early! Although we have less rest, we are more on duty! Although we are very cold in winter, we are very hot in summer! Although we had a holiday late, we started early! Although our salary is low, we work a lot! This is what you are looking for when you are looking for a job! Take the least money, take more classes and take fewer vacations!
4. Now the salary is the same as eyelashes. Once finalized, it will be difficult to go up again! Prices, like beards, are always taken care of and go up very fast!
5. My salary has really gone up. I love the party more in my heart. I can give my children a reward. I can make my parents praise me. I dare to shout when I see my wife. I dare to talk when I see my classmates. I want to try seafood goose's feet. I dare to grab the bill after dinner. I can go shopping in my spare time, occasionally enter the sauna, and itch when I meet beautiful women. Is YY in my dream really cool? As a result, prices have gone up again, and everything is fucking wasted.
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