Funny copywriting on WeChat

1. "Tell me about your favorite fruit." "washed fruit, cut fruit, cut fruit." "……"

Ambiguity is like "typing". If you wait for a long time, there may be nothing.

Life is a limited edition every day. Try to make every day happy and meaningful, not for others, but for yourself.

4. I don't ask+you don't say = this is the distance; I asked+you didn't say = estrangement; I ask+you say = trust; You don't say+I don't ask = this is the tacit understanding.

5. You have changed. I know, but I want to forget it. No, you've become too ugly.

6. When someone says "Hello Niang" to you, you should respond so tactfully. -"Hello, son."

7. I really want someone to be biased towards me forever. If I make a mistake, I will be biased towards me. I will always hug me with open arms, so I will run up and jump in.

8. Today, you love to ignore me. Tomorrow I have hyaluronic acid face-lifting needle, whitening needle, double eyelid pad, tattooed nose, eyebrow pulling line, canthus, breast augmentation, body shaping and hip lifting. You can't afford it.

9. I am so excited. I have been single for 29 years. Just yesterday, on my birthday, I got up the courage to confess to the goddess. Finally single for 30 years.

10. Education is your means of transportation, 985 is a supersonic plane, 2 1 1 is a civil airliner, one is a high-speed train, two are ordinary express, and three are green skins. Their specialty is riding motorcycles.

1 1. If you get rid of getting married and having children, you will change from the difficult mode to the normal mode, then get rid of buying a house and a car and simply enter the relaxed mode.

12. The furthest distance in the world is that I often see you on the bus and you often see me. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

13. I can't hate the whole flower sea just because I found a piece of shit in it. I believe that beauty is better than ugliness.

14. Life is like fighting landlords. Some people, who were in a group just now, suddenly became enemies.

15. When people are quiet, just lie down and think it over. It is not easy for people to live, knowing that they will die in the future, but they still have to work hard to live.

16. I think I have lost my memory. The specific performance is that once you start shopping, you forget the fact that you have no money.

17. Commitment is like farting, and it looks pale and powerless after the earth-shattering at that time.

18. As long as you work very hard, one day you will find that you can never close the gap with the rich.