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Drunk jingle

Drunk jingle

Drunk jingle, every sentence is funny, humorous, and full of philosophy. "It's rare to get drunk a few times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink well. If you don't get drunk after drinking, it's better to take a nap." This is a jingle about being drunk. Isn't it funny? If you are interested, come and take a look. Drunk Rhymes 1

1. It’s rare to get drunk once in life

It’s rare to get drunk once in life. If you want to drink, you must drink well.

It is better to take a nap instead of getting drunk.

As long as you are in good spirits, drink alcohol like water.

Brothers don’t feel tired when they drink, and they can still be considered intoxicated.

Anyway, if you drink too much, you won’t be taxed. It’s just like the two brothers are having a meeting.

If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the streets?

If you fall, get up by yourself. If you fall, you will have to pay for the medicine.

2. Drink after three bowls of wine.

Drink after three bowls of wine. Brothers never delay.

Drink as much as you need, and you will have to say something after drinking for three rounds.

3. Brothers have a good relationship when they get together

Brothers have a good relationship when they get together and protect their leaders together.

The leaders are welcome to do whatever they want, but we can’t have less.

4. Come and go, drink and be satisfied

Go and find brothers, come and go and show loyalty.

You're welcome to wait, wait, and go, come and go, drink to your satisfaction.

5. Joke Record of Three Tours After Drinking

One-third dozed off; one-third stretched their backs;

One-third drank boiled water .

There is a person who talks endlessly; he feels quite intoxicated with himself.

Who should this person be? That's me, already drunk.

Don’t laugh at me, I’m a burden.

If the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will become intoxicated. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

If you are in trouble, I will not chase you. If you can go cup to cup.

You have a cup, I have a cup, there is no need to brag about brotherly feelings.

I'll drink a few drinks for you, and you, my drunk brother, will carry it.

Your drunk brother won’t come home, so he’ll stay with you till dawn without urging.

The east wind blows and the war drums beat. If you and I don’t get drunk, who will we get drunk?

Brothers, we are all devoted to each other. We will meet again soon.

6. A brother respects his sister

A brother respects his sister and does not feel tired after drinking.

A thousand cups will not make you pour, and a thousand cups will not make you drunk.

Meeting a good sister is truly a blessing.

7. A younger sister respects her elder brother

When a younger sister respects her elder brother, she must drink every cup.

When you meet a close friend while drinking, you don’t talk about your brother meeting your sister.

One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

8. I drank too much last night.

I drank too much last night and my eyes were blurred when I was drunk.

When I get to my door, who dares to block my way?

Damn it, damn it, but it’s a camphor tree. Drunk jingle 2

1. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

2. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have weak feelings, you will not be able to drink; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

3. Rinse your mouth with one, two, and two ounces, do not count wine with three ounces and four ounces, walk on the wall with five ounces and six ounces, and still roar after seven or eight ounces. If a man doesn't drink, he is walking in this world in vain

4. As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be used as wine.

5. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you will be.

6. The east wind blows and the war drums thunder. Who is afraid of drinking today!