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On the Sentences in Tucao Mathematics
1. Ninety-nine percent of students begin to want to go to school after a five-day holiday, because you will find that sleeping at home until noon is not as interesting as sleeping for a few minutes in math class and watching one classic joke after another on the computer, and eating snacks on the sofa is not as interesting as sharing a bag of potato chips. It's better to talk to people all over the world for ten minutes with your mobile phone after class.
Second, it seems that every night, I will wind up and talk.
Third, I have never stopped the whole process of spitting out the super-juvenile password: which course can you tell me on the first day of school? What qualifications do you have to be unhappy because of math class?
Fourth, I want to study math. My post was cheated, but I don't complain, because I am sensible.
5. Tell me more about that annoying man. He likes to talk about wow in math class. He wants to talk about many simple topics. He also wants to say that wow is really amazing. Is there a problem? What's so good about wow? You're listening to him over there. Wow, I'm tired of going to the Grand View Garden with Grandma Liu in class.
6. I really don't discriminate against things that I can't learn math because I study math. I never discriminate, really, but I really can't help complaining. How can anyone know that one centimeter is equal to 0.0 1 m, and I don't know that one meter is equal to 100 cm?
Seven, suddenly remembered what friends circle and math teacher said.
8. When can the Tucao Conference start broadcasting? It seems that physical education class changed to mathematics in high school, and no explanation has been given.
Nine, it's hard to talk to my dad about math. My father said that after so many years ... after so many years, math is still not friendly to me! Whether it's high school math! Mathematical analysis! Or advanced mathematics! I can't help it when it comes to simplifying things! Fall!
Today, Tong Tenuto told the little brother of milk tea that a dog from another family was heavier than me, and then the little brother of milk tea said that he had two weights and complained that I was poor at math.
XI。 Daily spit: when I look at the code, I find that foreigners' mathematics is really poor. I'm afraid you don't know all kinds of decimal digital conversion, but the electrician is really good. I dare to draw a complicated circuit diagram. Whether you understand it or not ... Translated, the M version of Android changes the application permission from the consent when installing to the runtime application, which is a function that iOS has long had.
There is something wrong with the mathematical equation at twelve o'clock and eight o'clock, so I can only give two points! Joke: the daily newspaper rises in posture, and the whole people vomit.
Thirteen, when I see a person, I want to vomit who will marry such a person? The quality of life can be as low as this. OMG, a science and engineering man who once majored in mathematics! They are all of the same age, and the gap can be so big! I was shocked.
Fourteen, after so many years, I still want to vomit, bad math.
Fifteen, I chose physics as my major, and I said I couldn't say it. The last course "Mathematical Physics Methods" has already killed me. Anyway, I tried my best. I hope I won't hang up.
Sixteen, creativity can't comment, but I can't help but spit. Designers' math should be no better.
17. I want to go to school after a few days' holiday at home, because sleeping at home until noon is always worse than having a few minutes' math class secretly. Watching one classic joke after another on the computer is not as funny as spitting at the same table. It is better to talk to people all over the world with a mobile phone aimlessly. If there are no exams and homework in school, I would like to stay in school all my life.
18, I suddenly felt the sense of loss when I left school. I met a person with endless emotional intelligence, which was terrible recently. Two other people who died in the fire recently wanted to stay in the dormitory and sleep. Now, although they are always complaining, I have one more person. I didn't expect to be so sensitive, and then I was forced to fully integrate into different circles. There is also a big nerve but rich in thoughts. It looks very cold but it is actually very fragmented. The big head has an eye makeup that is not necessarily reliable. The math teacher can't stand it.
Most students will want to go to school after a five-day holiday. You will find that sleeping at home until noon is better than sleeping for a few minutes in math class. Watching classic jokes on the computer is better than lying on the sofa and eating snacks, and no one will share them. It's better to talk to people all over the world for ten minutes with your mobile phone after class. I am willing to stay in school all my life because of you, me and him.
Twenty, doing math problems all night, and the learning effect is not bad. But I still want to spit out my French friend's digital god logic.
A primary school classmate has sent me a picture every few days since last semester. The picture is a math problem, and the most common sentence is how I drew it. It's not very kind to spit like this, but it always feels strange to do it often.
Twenty-two, you can't chew cookies in math class. Math class will never make up English again. No more naps in math class. No more small talk in math class. You can no longer spit and draw expression packs anywhere in your math homework. I can't listen to Dan's child prodigy class anymore. All right, it's over. For a new beginning. I hope you are all right.
23, it is unfair to say it is fair, and the old woman says it is reasonable. In the afternoon, the ticket circle that spit out the answers to math problems was praised by the male god, so happy.
Twenty-four, I really can't spit it out. Let's forget that the story that caused youth is bad today. The 2007 math textbook mentioned in the play is obviously used by our senior three now, okay? ! Can you be serious?
Twenty-five, the older you get, the more friends you have, and the less you want to reply. In the lonely life of Xueba, there are many things that I want to vomit, so I have to entertain myself. Will writing math lead to split personality and depression? For Xiao Transparent, Weibo is the pure land of the soul. I like the feeling that no one pays attention to me.
Twenty-six, several accounts are in a mess. I hate dealing with decimal points. I have failed math since junior high school. I want to spit out the same smell. The second bottle is half price. So I bought two bottles to show that I am good at math.
Twenty-seven, look at the best, we actually sprouted the CP of Zhang Ping and Zhang Feng! When Zhang Ping took the blame, Zhang Feng flew into a rage! Don't forget to spit out the geography teacher after the fire. When the whole class was studying physics for Zhang Ping, Zhang Feng rushed to the top of the math class. He said, Well, let me tell you something about physics! What a wife-protecting maniac!
Twenty-eight, I really didn't want to spit on my uncle, so I borrowed a math book from him, and then my deskmate and I stuffed a note in it. Is it necessary to hold grudges until now? Fortunately, he didn't know that we were still reading his monthly exam composition loudly in front of the surrounding classmates, and then he vomited and wrote comments.
Twenty-nine, I looked at the photos of the graduation party of our mathematics department, and I couldn't help but spit out the dressing of my classmates. Nothing has changed for four years, and it is still so rustic.
30. It is better to sleep soundly in math class for a few minutes than to sleep at home until noon. Watching one classic joke after another on the computer is not as funny as spitting at the same table. Lying on the sofa eating snacks is not as happy as sharing a bag of potato chips. If there is no such thing as an exam at school. I am willing to stay in school all my life.
It's thirty-one, and I find that sleeping at home until noon is always not as good as sleeping quietly in math class for a few minutes. Watching one classic joke after another on the computer is not as funny as spitting at the same table. Lying on the sofa eating snacks is not as happy as sharing a bag of potato chips. It is better to talk to people all over the world with a mobile phone aimlessly. If there is no such thing as an exam at school, I would like to stay at school all my life, where there are you, me and him.
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