How to answer your girlfriend "how much you miss me" and "how much you love me" is the most witty?

First of all, we never want to see a female ticket asking what is the essence of this question. Of course, I want us to express our true feelings for her! However, the topic came up with the most witty words, so the general answer must be that female tickets cannot be satisfied. The good answer is extra questions, and then maybe kisses and hugs. If you don't answer well, it may be a delivery proposition. After all, it is possible to quarrel with your girlfriend because of this, win the breakup and lose the quarrel.

So if you love and think, as usual, they will definitely think you are perfunctory. But boys will definitely feel wronged. I really miss you and love you in my heart, but I can't express it, I can only answer it diplomatically. This is too difficult. Let's take a quick look at how to pick up girls.

First, the school of language provocation

1. Girlfriend: "How much you miss me and how much you love me"

Boyfriend: "A little more than yesterday, a little less than tomorrow."

2. Girlfriend: "How much you miss me and how much you love me"

Boyfriend: "Whether it is 40 degrees high temperature or MINUS 20 degrees low temperature, air conditioning and you, I will always choose you."

3. Girlfriend: "How much you miss me and how much you love me"

Boyfriend: "I love you, this is the limit that I can love a person."

Second, domineering activists.

Girlfriend: "How much do you miss me and love me?"

Boyfriend: Guess how much I love you?

Girlfriend: "Oh, I can't guess the amount."

Boyfriend: "So many." Open your arms at the same time and try to open them to both sides. Conveniently put the female ticket into your arms.

Third, the old driver racing faction.

Girlfriend: "How much do you miss me and love me?"

Boyfriend: "Do you want me to love you as a noun or a verb?"

Then you can kiss, hug and hold high and do something that abuses single dog.

So the surface is to answer the girlfriend's question, but the essence can also let us see some interesting and provocative side. After all, if you choose an interesting soul.

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