Tell a funny story about gaining meat during the holidays.

1, the food is really delicious. I can't help but want to eat it now. This is also delicious. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year. It's so sad. ?

2. Life is not only in front of us, but also tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. We must continue to work hard. There are too many things in the Spring Festival recently. I haven't been exercising. I gained a lot of weight and felt very sad.

When the off-year is over, the Spring Festival is coming, and the day of gaining ten pounds is coming. ...

I gained at least 5 pounds unconsciously after a half-month holiday. Oh, my God, do you want people to celebrate the New Year?

5. The doctor told me to lose 65,438+00 A Jin months, and the Chinese New Year is coming soon. Feeling that this goal can't be achieved, are you grateful if you don't gain weight?

6.yeah! ! ! ! I can finally go home tomorrow! ! ! ! My parents came to take me home for the New Year! ! ! ! Have fun! Go home and gain weight! ?

7. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

8. The happiest thing about Chinese New Year is that you can get fat and eat snacks every day until you are full.

9. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

10, Chinese New Year is the time to gain weight, so sad. The year is approaching, and the flavor of this year is really getting stronger and stronger. This feeling of coming home, anxious to return?

1 1, it's the Spring Festival. In order not to worry your grandparents and make them think that you have had a good year, you should gain weight. That's great. That's wise. Is this reason worth four bags of potato chips and two bottles of coke?

12, the first sentence I was accosted by the fat brother in the same building was: haha, I didn't expect it, did I? Take the elevator with me. The air is full of chubby air. Then, I gave him the micro signal.

13, it is impossible to steal happiness, but there is still a little hope to steal fat.

14, seeing that everyone was being asked questions by relatives during the recent Spring Festival, I suddenly remembered my two aunts. Every year, someone sees me and asks me why I have gained so much weight. Asked me the other day if I was 16 years old.

15, Spring Festival, are you ready? Prepare a fat body, a big belly and a heart that is not afraid of being told that it is time to lose weight?

There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others. My Neighbor Totoro

I said that I was old and fat.

17, the cold has reached a new height this year. I guess I'm not afraid of gaining weight during the New Year, are I? .

18, I am afraid of gaining weight during the New Year, and I am afraid of catching a cold when traveling. We have a way to make you eat safely and have fun!

19, now I hate spending money not only to gain weight, but also to buy meat. As a wet nurse, I have no reason to refuse to eat, otherwise I will fall into tears.

20. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.

2 1, the greasy feeling of eating has grown for two laps recently, and no one will go to the retreat from tomorrow! I want to buy something beautiful for China New Year. . ?

Let's talk about how you lost weight during the Chinese New Year. I won't gain weight at most.

23, attracted by gold on holidays, gaining three pounds on holidays, dating on holidays, and being annoyed on holidays.

24. When winter comes, we should all eat fat, so that it won't be cold.

25. As for me, I hate Chinese New Year. There are so many things to buy during the Spring Festival. It's not that the little squirrel wants to spend the winter and buy so much food. Little squirrels don't gain weight. Will you get fat? Don't you know anything?

26. Wow, the lanterns changed on the bridge this year are quite nice. I want to be happy in the new year. I'm going to gain three pounds (no more?

27. Work hard every day, and one day you will have to prove to yourself and some idiot that fat people will lose weight and become beautiful no matter how ugly they are.

28. Are parents getting fat? The campus adds a lot of color. Let's comment on how many pounds you think you will gain during the New Year in China. Come back and have a look Have you kept your promise?

29. Then, how can you show that the food at home is better than that at school if you don't gain weight during the New Year? How can you highlight how much your parents and grandparents love you?

30. Fat comes from superman's appetite and appetite. I ate a lot of rice and vegetables at noon, and then I ate a cheese bag. Yes, a high-calorie cheese bag. I want to say that 2008 is the best excuse to gain weight?