Classic network funny sentences

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

Hearing a name and thinking of one thing, the city is quiet and makes people tremble.

Playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

Why should I wait so hard? Why can't you love me even a little?

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people.

My guest, please respect yourself. Daughters only sell themselves, not entertainers.

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is difficult to prevent.

You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard. Jing M.Guo 20xx

You come and I send messages to each other to communicate, frequent messages to each other are called letter climax, boring messages to others are called letter harassment, only receiving and not sending letters is indifferent, and only calling and not writing messages is called letter incompetence.

The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

Birds are big, and there are all kinds of Woods.

I would rather be proud and moldy than fall in love with humble people.

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you work hard and all you get is a fart.

Life is like a journey, you may capsize somewhere.

There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

Inspiration is what God whispers to you, but God is too busy to tell you again.

We scold people thousands of times, but we don't allow others to scold a word.

3. Why does grandma like her granddaughter-in-law but not her daughter-in-law, because the enemy of my enemy is my friend?

4. Fat is attitude, meat is spirit, and fat is also figure.

5. I am not a post station or a place to rest when I am tired.

6. You can't reply to my message invisibly. Your spirit is really worth learning.

7. I'm not Song Wu, but I can't compete with you, a tigress.

8. Don't worry about those who have hurt me in the past, and I will pay you back slowly.

No matter how bad your grades are, you can still smile. This is the dignity of a school scum.

10, people's looks are divided into two categories: one is natural beauty and the other is natural inspiration.

1 1, just because people look at you one more time, I'm blind.

12, eat delicious food to celebrate when you are happy; Eat delicious food to comfort you when you are sad.

There are plenty of fish in the sea. Is love rat still looking for it?

14, if you don't go out for a walk, you will feel that this is the world.

15, if time never passes, I will still love you.

16, take out the same fighting power as men and fight the world to the end.

17, good-looking. Why is it so difficult to cheat? The invigilator can't help but look at me.

18, I didn't know until I entered the examination room. What do you mean I can't cry?

19, one person wants freedom, and two people want warmth.

20. In this age of amnesia, I linger, leaving doubts everywhere.

2 1, even if I am stupid and ridiculous, you don't care.

Looking forward to our future, but the reality has played a huge joke on me.

Seriously, I can live without you, just a little less happy.

24. I only know how ugly it is to follow others' ass by wishful thinking.

This flower is beautiful, but I have lost the courage to get close to it.

26. Sexy women are not coquettish, and playboy men are the meanest.

27, waiting for a discovery, waiting for a touch, let love boil again.

28. Cats and mice fall in love, which is just a kind of deception.

29. Why do men embarrass women? You will never understand her pain.

30. Men and women are just having fun. Is it necessary to take it seriously?

3 1, I lost myself before I knew it. When will the people who love me come back?

32. Everything has a shelf life. Can there be love after the shelf life?

33. Lonely, I stand on the confused street, but my vague past is gradually becoming clear.

You didn't know how to cherish when I loved you, and now I'm gone.

35. When I grew up, I learned to be heartless.

36. The end of time is just a whim.

37. Flowers bloom for a season just to wait for your return. Although the flowering period is short, my heart has not changed.

38, are sad people, why hurt others so badly.

39, he is my dream, how can everyone understand?

I admit that I am timid and don't want anyone to know that I like you.

4 1, don't be so self-righteous, not everyone will pay for you unconditionally.

42. Copy the most advanced answers, and it will take a long time.

43. I don't have any shortcomings, but I look a little awkward.

44, know how to play dumb, continue to be friends, as long as you know.

45. There must be a lot of static electricity when the hair reaches the waist. Shall I open a power plant for you?

46. My aunt lent me your daughter, and I will return you two beautiful girls next year.

47. I heard that quilts are a branch of paradise on earth. No wonder you have nothing to sleep about.

48. Girls are better than men, and there will be many good buddies like brothers.

I like night, because no one can see the tears in my eyes at night.

Don't count the stars with IQ, just count the moon.

Classic network funny sentence 3 1. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

2。 Interpretation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleanup!

3。 After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

4。 Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

5。 Yes! How famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content.

6。 Dad says handsome men lie, and mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

7。 Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

8。 People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

9。 When winter comes, no one will knit me a scarf, so I'll buy one myself.

10。 On the train, a white woman and a black woman are nursing their baby. "Mom, mom," said the white baby, "I want chocolate milk, too."

1 1。 Cheap is also an art, let's do this art well together!

12。 We are like two parallel lines that can never intersect, and one day parallel lines will bend.

13。 I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

14。 You can't fool others, because everyone you can fool trusts you.

15。 You are the song in my heart, which will always make me thrilling.

16。 If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

17。 How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

18。 Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

19。 I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

20。 Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

2 1。 It's not terrible to die. The terrible thing is that you dare not die.

22。 I am a flower on the cliff, and no one will see me or praise me.

23。 The tragedy of life lies in: I worked so hard to have a sweet dream all night, but I can't remember it when I wake up the next morning!

24。 Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine.

25。 If cutting my hair is cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

26。 I wanted the paper plane to take me into your heart, but it crashed halfway.

27。 You chase me naked for two kilometers, and I'll be a gangster if you go back!

28。 Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little?

29。 Don't meet again after today. I'm afraid of hitting you several times every day when I wake up.

30。 If the exam rewards QB, then the country will be rich and strong immediately.

3 1。 I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

32。 Comfort others, after all, can't comfort yourself.

33。 God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

34。 When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

35。 My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

36。 The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket and ID card. The second part: Listening questions, reading questions, composition questions and cross-examination questions: the focus is on participation.

37。 I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

38。 Tencent's "input" has given many people hope and also disappointed many people.

39。 I have thought about the words "special efforts", and I have only achieved the first four.

40。 Women are divided into married and unmarried, and men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.

4 1。 In the face of beauty: danger can be saved, and no danger can create danger.

42。 No one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death, so don't pretend!

43。 Give me a woman, and I can create a country; Give me a bottle of wine and I will lead them to conquer the world!

44。 It is not terrible to be lovelorn for 33 days. The terrible thing is that I have been lovelorn for 34 days, 35 days and 36 days, and my period hasn't come yet!

45。 Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel it when returning it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

46。 People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

47。 Yesterday, I went to the city to participate in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

48。 What if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

49。 There must be a road ahead of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

50。 Mom said: even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and you can't let others look down on you.

Classic network funny sentence 4 1. Wear mink, clip a bag and hug a little sister.

2. Lift your neck and say you are the eldest brother.

My hands are cold, and my heart is naturally uncomfortable.

4. A good fire wastes carbon, and a good woman wastes sweat.

5. Soft Chinese, hard Yuxi, the shorter the hair, the better.

6. It's not a crime for men to use Qiang, but for women to mix society by finishing school.

7. This is all my food. No one should touch chopsticks.

8. Without the fierce kiss at that time, the passionate bed would have rolled to the present.

9. Money doesn't necessarily have access, and dare to touch it doesn't necessarily dare to fuck.

10. Elder sister is an old Chinese doctor who specializes in bragging.

1 1. All kinds of small flowers are very popular with people from all walks of life.

12. Various languages, various bites and various sets.

13. All kinds of small rooms are open and all kinds of women are hi.

14. On the way to Niu B, can you guarantee an erection all the way?

15. Poor Nike Fuadi hooligans are all Armani.

16. Don't call me arrogant. I just don't deal with animals.

17. A person is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

18. How many Tiger B's knives are beautiful women, and how many beautiful women are extremely rich and cheap goods.

19. Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

20. Be happy when you see B, and shoot when you meet B!

2 1. The complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall. Could it be that girls use Dabao?

22. What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly? Get rid of the baby and continue to do it.

23. Little white socks and red shoes are not a whore.

24. Look up at your crotch and look down.

25. Only blame yourself for being too young. You can't tell a man from a dog.

26. Life is long, and no one can say who will be brilliant.

27. Sister, don't look back. I'm not wearing underwear yet.

28. Forced to die, desperate.

29. If you are forced to lose money, you will be forced to die.

30. Men love because of sex, and women love because of love.

3 1. The radar is basically ignored, and Baotou basically goes!

32. Objects can be anywhere, and prostitutes must be numerous.

Don't be proud, little girl, you will be stung sooner or later.

34. Gao Xiao and the girl's black silk are so coquettish!

35. I like women who are bored in front of others and coquettish in front of me in men's shows.

36. I let the person who tripped me never get up again. He who helps me up, I will never fall.

37. People who love you the most fuck you the most. 38. There are thousands of willows and one pair of underpants.

39. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao. Wet wood meets fire, which is a man show.

40. The world is very big, and a bed is very small. The two people in the bed used to be very good, but they can't grow old together.

4 1. Boys are not hooligans and have abnormal development.

42. If the heart doesn't follow love, it will be a night.

43. Young girls are precious, while young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.

See through, don't see through, and continue to be friends.

45. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

Classic online funny sentences 5 all say I'm beautiful, but they're all made up.

A woman's wardrobe is like a harem, with countless beautiful women and only a few who like it.

Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

Is the departure of the stool the pursuit of the toilet or the failure to retain the ass?

You will be bored if you go out to play.

I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

I'll miss you after you leave. Why don't you leave?

It's strange that you breathe in so much courage and spit out a sigh.

I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

I won't show you my sadness, I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

It is better to cook than to mix, not for two, not for soaring.

Life is like a millstone that keeps turning, crushing hope a little.

Those pasts are deep, but not enough to stop the future.

If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

Women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

Most beautiful women are similar, but ugly women are different.

I smoke because it hurts my lungs. I'm not sad.

Don't look back, I only love your back.

Classic network funny sentence 6 ● The heart turns with the environment is an ordinary person, and the environment turns with the heart is a saint.

My heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more embarrassed.

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

Love is like playing basketball, with attack and defense, and sometimes fake action!

● Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

How can I have the heart to reveal how much I don't love you when you pretend so well?

You said that you, without a diploma, still learn from others' dirty linen, and you are not smart and still learn from others' baldness!

If you are a flower, cows are afraid to pull stones.

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

How I wish I could grow old with you unexpectedly.

● It looks beautiful from a distance, and you want to call the police if you look close.

Fools wait for death, wise men wait for money.

● The problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

Come back, I can't fool you alone!

Don't argue with earthlings.

● Come out to mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

● If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

● Rock scissors cloth, whoever loses will take off his pants.

● Can't bear it, you can bear it again!

I swear never to swear again!

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

● The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with cola.

Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

When you meet me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

● If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

It's raining. Don't forget to take an umbrella. If you get wet, gonorrhea will be in trouble!

● Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

● If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles!

● If you have no fixed place to live, you will wander around!