Funny poems about tanabata.

1. A funny one-sentence poem about Qixi.

A funny one-sentence poem about Tanabata 1. Tanabata single sentence humor

Tanabata single sentence humor

1. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

Second, some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

Third, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

Fourth, there is at least one heartbreaking secret behind everyone.

Five, it is good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of sentimentality.

6. It's really funny that everyone says I'm single. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!

Seven, don't say you are single dog, the dog died at your age.

Don't ask me why I am single. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single.

Ten, Singles' Day, everyone can bask in your boyfriend or girlfriend, maybe there is the same paragraph, maybe there is an explosion, maybe it will be a holiday after drying.

Eleven, Singles Day business: shopping 10 yuan, wearing a couple's costume 20 yuan, showing love for 25 yuan in a circle of friends, small businesses will not bargain.

Twelve, my sister is single, and my brother is really not easy. He is both a brother and a guest boyfriend when necessary. Of course, he is a grandson at best.

Thirteen, there is a kind of single, just to wait for someone, waiting for the right person.

14. Ugly people are anxious to find someone to settle down. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

When the sisters saw the couple, they went up and slapped the man and said, "Bitch, don't you dare fuck a woman behind my back." Of course, it would be better if a boy is willing to go up and slap!

Sixteen, I am single because no one can easily deserve me. I am handsome, attractive, well-proportioned, modest and eager to learn, affectionate and righteous, personable, smarter than Kongming, braver than Zilong, more upright than Guan Yu, more capable than Lu Ban, handsome and smart.

That's it.

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2. Tanabata single funny quotations

I wish you a period on Tanabata! Talk about 1 being single on Valentine's Day. People you like don't appear, and people who do don't like it. 2. Fate has not come yet. Don't get married for the sake of getting married. Love is just a luxury of life, it is better without it. 6. Without love, there would be no love. 7. It's not that I don't want love, but that I feel powerless. I can't get married after 8.30 years old, and my parents are more anxious than themselves. 9 .。 What you meet in the sea of people just needs a turn. Then I will wait for that meeting at the end of time, and the one who turned around is 1 1. Good men are the husbands of others ~ 12. Love is relatively simple, basically a matter of two people, and there are not many conditions. But marriage is complicated, and it is a matter for at least two families. Such a condition is 13. It's not that I don't want to get married Unable to find a suitable marriage 14. You don't know if shoes are suitable until you wear them on your feet 15. Being single is a state, and two people are also a state, depending on how you want to live 16. Quietly wait for that person to appear, laugh and watch the flowers bloom and fall together. Valentine's Day-Valentine's Day space-Valentine's Day single sadness 17. 19. Everything goes with the flow. 20. Years are wasted in love, but marriage is not because of wasted love. 2 1. I choose to give up first because I am afraid of being hurt. 22. It is better to be proud of being single than to be wronged. 23. Paradoxically, I chose love. 24. Why don't you persist for so long? 25. I have read many love novels. In the relationship between two people, there are countless manifestations of love, so two people can be together, either you fool him or he fools you. 26. There seems to be a dead end ahead, but hope may appear at the next corner. 27. Men are afraid of getting into the wrong business, while women are afraid of marrying the wrong person. 28. In fact, if you really can't find love, you will be single all your life and make your own choices in your own life. Why do you have to go the usual way? 29. I am too used to being alone. I'd rather be an older woman than a short-married woman. 3 1. Always thinking about the past shows that when you are old, your heart is always a taboo for women. 32. It is difficult to measure whether this thing is high or low. It feels like it can kill many people. Love is not found. It won't wait for us to find it somewhere in our lives. People can only meet by chance in life, just like accidentally hitting a UFO. Marriage can be found, everyone can find it. As a social requirement of human nature, marriage will appear somewhere in everyone's life.

◎ You are finally smart once. When you can face men frankly, your IQ will be higher.

It is necessary to make sacrifices for love, otherwise you can only be single. The process of love is not to find what you like, but to find the most suitable love. It is entirely possible that you love someone the most but are the least suitable.

◎ Love has nothing to do with chance. Love is the recombination of two halves of the same apple. It's just that God throws the apple cut in half into different places, and the probability that half meets the other half is zero.

Don't be cold to strangers, maybe they are angels in disguise.

As the saying goes, we are in the same boat, and we are good together for a hundred years. There is a chance for people to meet. A person you meet casually is actually destined to meet thousands of miles away.

◎ Love is always in the time difference, either you are early or I am late, and it will never be synchronized anyway. & lt/SPAN>。

3. Tanabata single funny quotations

I wish you a period on Tanabata! Talk about 1 being single on Valentine's Day. People you like don't appear, and people who do don't like it. 2. Fate has not come yet. Don't get married for the sake of getting married. Love is just a luxury of life, it is better without it. 6. Without love, there would be no love. 7. It's not that I don't want love, but that I feel powerless. I can't get married after 8.30 years old, and my parents are more anxious than themselves. nine

What you meet in the sea of people just needs a turn. Then I will wait for that meeting at the end of time, and the one who turned around is 1 1. Good men are the husbands of others ~ 12. Love is relatively simple, basically a matter of two people, and there are not many conditions. But marriage is complicated, and it is a matter for at least two families. Such a condition is 13. It's not that I don't want to get married Unable to find a suitable marriage 14. You don't know if shoes are suitable until you wear them on your feet 15. Being single is a state, and two people are also a state, depending on how you want to live 16. Quietly wait for that person to appear, laugh and watch the flowers bloom and fall together. Valentine's Day-Valentine's Day space-Valentine's Day single sadness 17. 19. Everything goes with the flow. 20. Years are wasted in love, but marriage is not because of wasted love. 2 1. I choose to give up first because I am afraid of being hurt. 22. It is better to be proud of being single than to be wronged. 23. Paradoxically, I chose love. 24. Why don't you persist for so long? 25. I have read many love novels. In the relationship between two people, there are countless manifestations of love, so two people can be together, either you fool him or he fools you.

26. There seems to be a dead end ahead, but hope may appear at the next corner. 27. Men are afraid of getting into the wrong business, while women are afraid of marrying the wrong person. 28. In fact, if you really can't find love, you will be single all your life and make your own choices in your own life. Why do you have to go the usual way? 29. I am too used to being alone. I'd rather be an older woman than a short-married woman. 3 1. Always thinking about the past shows that when you are old, your heart is always a taboo for women.

32. It is difficult to measure whether this thing is high or low. It feels like it can kill many people. Love is not found. It won't wait for us to find it somewhere in our lives. People can only meet by chance in life, just like accidentally hitting a UFO. Marriage can be found, everyone can find it.

As a social requirement of human nature, marriage will appear somewhere in everyone's life. ◎ You are finally smart once. When you can face men frankly, your IQ will be higher.

It is necessary to make sacrifices for love, otherwise you can only be single. The process of love is not to find what you like, but to find the most suitable love. It is entirely possible that you love someone the most but are the least suitable.

◎ Love has nothing to do with chance. Love is the recombination of two halves of the same apple. It's just that God throws the apple cut in half into different places, and the probability that half meets the other half is zero. Don't be cold to strangers, maybe they are angels in disguise.

As the saying goes, we are in the same boat, and we are good together for a hundred years. There is a chance for people to meet. A person you meet casually is actually destined to meet thousands of miles away. ◎ Love is always in the time difference, either you are early or I am late, and it will never be synchronized anyway.

4. Funny quotations for Valentine's Day. Single.

1. Buy your own roses, forget it, you will be laughed at; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover!

2. Sauvignon Blanc, cold abortion, cold evening, and going alone on Valentine's Day. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

3. personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Young people looking for beautiful women * * * went to the grave, several years later.

4. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck.

5. Poems about being single on Valentine's Day

I only found this one, a modern poem.

A glass of wine, a cigarette, a person's Valentine's Day.

Two lines of tears, a few poems, how much sadness is hard to say.

Wandering, wandering for you, gradually learned to grow up.

Lonely, haggard for love, slowly understand heartbreak.

How many times, I called so deeply.

How many times, I cried so lonely.

But in the end, you're still not around.

In the end, you didn't come back.

Heartache, already deeply tired.

Heartache has withered.

Now, I can only sleep quietly alone.

In the dream, will you still have your smile?