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Explanation of twelve constellations

The most beautiful: 1 Libra 2. Aquarius 3. Gemini

The liveliest: 1. Aries 2. Aquarius 3. Sagittarius

Best husband: Taurus

Favorite cleanliness: 1. Virgo 2. Libra 3. Capricorn palace. Compare CAPRICORNUS

Best father: Leo

The biggest gluttony: 1. Taurus 2. Libra 3. Cancer constellation

Best judge: Libra

The most playful: 1. Aquarius 2. Aries 3. Sagittarius

Best businessman: Aries

Laziest: 1. Libra 2. Taurus 3. Cancer.

Best salesman: Gemini

Most arrogant: 1. Lion 2. Aries 3. Scorpio.

Best cleaner: Virgo

Best chefs: Taurus, Libra

Best scientist: Aquarius

Best athlete: Sagittarius

Most jealous: 1. Taurus 2. Scorpio 3. Virgo 4. Sagittarius 5. Aries.

Wishes are most easily realized: 1. Aquarius 2. Aries 3. Pisces 4. Leo 5. Gemini.

The most complete constellation ranking in history (2)

Best combination:

1. Libra+Lion 2. Taurus+Cancer 3. Gemini+Aquarius

Aquarius-most afraid of not having spiritual freedom.

Pisces-most afraid of realistic pressure

Aries-Afraid of losing to others, afraid of failure and boredom.

Taurus-Fear of change and hunger.

Gemini-most afraid of being left behind, afraid that others will have their own.

Cancer-most afraid of insecurity

Leo-most afraid of losing face

Virgo-Afraid of making mistakes and being criticized.

Libra-Afraid of loneliness, afraid of having no friends.

Scorpio-most afraid of being betrayed by others, has no authority.

Sagittarius-I am most afraid of losing my freedom of movement and being reminded.

Capricorn-most afraid of no money, most afraid of embarrassment, most afraid of no place to hang.

The most popular girl among boys.

Libra: Your beauty and mature behavior are very attractive to the opposite sex.

2. Pisces: You will feel helpless, and others will involuntarily want to protect you.

3. Sagittarius: They think you are easy to get along with, so you are very popular with boys.

4. Aquarius: You are well-dressed and quick-thinking, so you are loved by them.

5. Gemini: Funny talk and vivid image are the reasons why you are popular.

6. Virgo: Your pure temperament can touch a boy's heart.

7. Taurus: Your steady and gentle personality is very popular, but you lack femininity.

8. Cancer: coquetry makes you very popular, but you don't know how to read and read.

9. Aries: You lack femininity. Excessive energy makes boys stay away from you.

10. Leo: You are so arrogant that boys are afraid that you will ride on their heads in the future.

1 1. Scorpio: The mysterious smell of you makes boys feel that you are inaccessible.

12. Capricorn: You are indifferent and go your own way. If you make them feel good to you, they will be despised by you.

Aries: Impulse first, regret first, anger first, boldness first, love and hate first.

Taurus: first caution, first caution, first greed, first reliability, first diligence.

Gemini: gossip first, cleverness first, madness first, humor first, talkative first.

Cancer: considerate first, love to eat first, love family first, filial piety first, sentimentality first.

Leo: Confidence first, love first, pride first, taste first, courtesy first.

Virgo: Be careful first, choose shaving first, love cleanliness first, make a mountain out of a molehill first, be jealous first.

Libra: Love beauty first, hesitation first, laziness first, eloquence first, fairness first.

Scorpio: infatuation first, calmness first, charm first, indifference first, reason first.

Sagittarius: playful first, confused first, cute first, brave to try first, ruthless first.

Capricorn: Earnestness first, calmness first, patience first, earnestness first, and conservatism first.

Aquarius: curiosity first, curiosity first, creativity first, novelty first, miracle first.

Pisces: Soft-hearted, sensitive, suspicious, dreamy and grumpy.

The most powerful woman: Gemini

The most powerful girl: Cancer

The funniest: Libra

The most speculative: Gemini

The least speculative: goats

The least generous: goats

Most generous: Sagittarius

The least pleasing thing: the lion

Most likable: Pisces

The most loser: Libra &; lion

Most emotional: Cancer

The most intellectual: Virgo &; water bottle

The most rational: Aquarius

Most infatuated: Cancer

Love to go out: Sagittarius

Family favorite: Cancer

The most unprincipled: Gemini

The most difficult thing to understand: Aquarius

The last thing I care about: cancer.

The smallest secret: the lion

The easiest to understand: lion &;; rake

The most mysterious and distrustful person: Scorpio.

The most formal: virgins

The most objective: Libra

The most subjective: lion

Favorite stimulus: shooter &; Mutton sheep and gemin

Love peace most: Taurus &; Cancer and shooter

Most shy: Taurus &; Cancer and Scorpio

Favorite solitude: Aquarius

The most demanding: Pisces

The most terrible thing when you are angry: Scorpio ()

Best at reading faces: Gemini

Dare to be different: Aquarius

Slowest: Taurus

The fastest response: Gemini

The most indecisive: Libra

The least disciplined: shooter &; water bottle

The most inconsiderate: Gemini

Turn your face the most thoroughly: Scorpio

Best relationship climber: Gemini

The most lifeless eye: Pisces

The least guilty: Libra

The most impulsive: ewe &;; Mutton sheep and lions

Male chauvinism: Scorpio &; rake

The most trustworthy: goat

Best memory: Pisces

The least bitter: Libra &; shooter

Fairest: Libra

Nostalgia: Pisces

The most contradictory: Gemini

The most important person: Gemini

Often the most serious: Taurus

I don't like making friends: Scorpio.

The most patient: Taurus

The most impatient: shooter &; lion

Favorite friend: Sagittarius &; pound

The easiest thing to make bad friends: Sagittarius

Libra: the person who is best at making phone calls.

Tendernest: Taurus

Most considerate: Cancer

The worst way to look at a face: shooter

Most loyal: Scorpio &; lion

Laziest: Aquarius

The most eloquent: Libra &; water bottle

The most unbearable criticism: goats

The easiest way to feel satisfied: cancer

The most stubborn: Taurus

The most orderly: Taurus

Most likely to be a dark horse: Aquarius

Best at cramming: Gemini &; shooter

Most afraid of waste: Taurus

The most disgusting thing: goats

Most self-motivated: goats

The boldest: ewe

Pay the most attention to appearance: Libra

The strongest figure: ewe&; Taurus constellation

Most women are petite: Taurus.

Most whimsical: Gemini &; Sagittarius and Aquarius

The most spiritual aspect: Aquarius

Pay least attention to the spiritual level: shooter

The most protective: the lion

The most likely collector: Aquarius &; Gemin

Most confident: lion

Most afraid of being photogenic: Ram

The most human: cancer

The least romantic: goat

The most westernized tendency: Libra

Go your own way: Aquarius

Most afraid of noise: Scorpio

Need self-space most: Aquarius

Most procrastinating: Aquarius

Most serious: Gemini

Most annoying: Cancer &; goat

The least troublesome: ewe&; shooter

The most handsome boy: shooter

The most beautiful woman: Aquarius

The most caring family: cancer

Oddest smell: water bottle

The coolest thing in disaster: water bottle

The most unsettled of disasters: the lion &; rake

Most crime-prone: shooter &; rake

The most feminine: Aquarius &; Taurus constellation

The most masculine taste: ewe

I am most committed to learning something outside the textbook: water bottles.

The heaviest self-esteem: the lion

Most sleepy: Aquarius

The most violent: Pisces

Favorite fantasy: Aquarius &; fishes

Best talk: Aquarius

Love hard: goat

The least diligent: shooter

The most likely international marriage: Gemini

Marry into the giants at most: Gemini &; fishes

Good luck: Gemini

The most expensive: Libra

The most narcissistic: lion &; pound

Favorite Nature: Aquarius

Best body language: Gemini

Favorite black: Scorpio

Night owl: Pisces

Make faces most often: Pisces

The most aboveboard: the lion

The most gender-neutral concept: water bottle

Best at digging secrets: Scorpio

The most personal charm: Scorpio

Most people think it's a freak: Aquarius.

Favorite money: Taurus

The most despised money: water bottle

The most exclusive use of emotion: cancer

The most ignorant person in the world: shooter

The most polite communication: Taurus

At least talk about: Scorpio

Constellation classification ~ entertainment ~

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First-class constellation:

Scorpio (foresight, concealment, scheming, courage, ambition, strong will, strong insight, real number 12 stars! )

Capricorn (hardworking, late bloomer, ambitious, patient, tenacious, tenacious, second only to Scorpio's superior constellation! )

Aquarius (strange thinking, very approachable, extremely calm, eccentric and unique, unpredictable. An attractive alien constellation)

Second-class constellation:

Leo (leadership, courage, courage, the disadvantage is arrogance, not listening to good advice)

Libra (elegant, graceful, handsome, with many friends. But the star has no problem, enjoy it)

Taurus (stable, practical, artistic, honest. However, this star is mostly a miser, who has been fighting for money all his life.

Gemini (speak fast, think fast, reflect fast, and have strong communication skills. However, this star is full of mistakes.

Sagittarius has a straightforward temper, the highest communication ability among 12 stars, many friends, and likes a free and unrestrained life, but this star has little patience and gives up halfway. Playful, unfaithful)

The third constellation:

Aries (this star is impulsive, brainless, childish and aggressive. )

Cancer (this star only knows mom, children and love. Cry. So is the male crab.

Virgo (the king of turtle feathers) is neurotic, calculating, neat and unsociable. More annoying constellations)

Pisces (living in a dream, 12 The most fragile constellation, has no opinion and is at the mercy of others. Addicted to alcohol, cigarettes and drugs. At the same time, the crime rate of this star is also the first in 12 constellation)

Postscript of lovelorn

Pisces will get drunk; Taurus will cry.

Cancer will call to complain; Leo will go to the seaside to blow his hair.

Sagittarius will watch all the movies; Virgo will be closed for three days and nights.

Capricorn will seriously review and reflect; Aries will roar at KTV.

Libra will eat all the food; Scorpio will find another lover.

Gemini will book air tickets to go abroad to play; Aquarius will go shopping like crazy

Emotional quotient

Virgos are born with a soft spot for worry.

Taurus can control his emotions very well.

Aquarius is cold and impersonal.

Cancer's changeable mood is like the tide of the sea.

Libra occasionally gets angry and is extremely unwilling to obey people.

Pisces can't stand the pain of being isolated for a long time.

Sagittarius will not indulge in any negative emotions.

Lions hide all their bad emotions.

Capricorn will criticize his emotions and desires.

Gemini is the last person to be bound and can't stand monotony.

Scorpio has a clear love-hate relationship and doesn't share his feelings with others.

Mutton sheep will fight for unreasonable things and often hide their inner anger with a gentle appearance.

Questions

The lion's love is like a big bowl of beef noodles.

Taurus love is like a warm sweater, beautiful and useful.

Cancer love is like a delicious cake. I want to eat again after eating.

Aquarius love is like the revolution of the founding fathers, one after another.

Libra love is like chocolate. Many people like it, but they can't eat much.

Capricorn's love is like bread in your hand. If you get it, it's yours.

Love in Pisces is a sacrifice, so remember to cherish it.

A virgin's love is like a washing machine, which embraces your shortcomings and washes away your stains.

Ram's love is like winter fire. Be careful not to let it go out.

Gemini love is like a gust of wind, which is comfortable to blow, but never touched.

Scorpio's love is like a spicy hot pot, but it will definitely cause diarrhea.

Sagittarius' love is like riding a horse to fight. It's exciting to either fall to death immediately or be shot to death by random arrows.

Period of lovelorn love

Aquarius says something is wrong. Better leave early.

Cancer said that my heart stung! I am very kind to him.

Sagittarius said it was over? Nice try. I want justice.

Scorpio says you dare? Give you another chance, or you will see it.

Taurus says heartless. Fortunately, I will never suffer. Let's calculate an account first.

Is it true what Gemini said? If it's not a joke, it's up to you

Aries said what's the big deal? There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you don't know the goods.

Libra said that it seems to be fate, but it is not forgotten.

Leo said there was no hope here, so he had to go elsewhere, and his self-respecting smile masked his sadness.

Capricorn said that he secretly missed it, and he didn't know what to say, but he would regret it later.

What did Pisces say this was the end? Am I wrong? Waiting for a new day

Virgo says a bolt from the blue, dark clouds cover the sun, and being struck by lightning is hateful.

When you are angry

Taurus is too lazy to eat a big meal.

Scorpio is the sky falling, he is lazy.

Sagittarius is such a tone. Prepare a linen bag.

Leo wants to get even with him directly.

Cancer is just talking. You'd better have a dream and beat him up.

Pisces hides and writes a romantic and sad poem.

Aquarius can't swallow this tone, but at least it's ironic

If Libra annoys me, get close to him and flatter him. He treated him to a big meal.

Capricorn is afraid of causing trouble and will secretly scold. Smile if you have something.

Gemini is the secondary enemy of the alliance, and there is absolute revenge theory to get rid of the main enemy.

Virgo is a gentleman with a good memory. Ten years of revenge is never too late. When he is not on guard.

Aries wants to throw money at people, so it is better to pick it up and spend it.

The grand view of love

Scorpio: Under the quiet expression, there is a galloping horse inside.

Pisces: I had a hunch long ago. I accepted it silently, leaving an infinite aftertaste.

Sagittarius: Women put their hands on men's shoulders, and men are close to women, if they don't refuse.

Capricorn: I haven't acted for a long time. I really let others pinch a cold sweat and finally say it.

Gemini: I am sincere, and the next action is as happy as digging a treasure.

Leo: I can't find anything between home plate and first base. It should be like this after mutual appreciation.

Aries: Kiss your face lightly and the warmth will rush in. The monkey is eager to take the next step.

Aquarius: Like a joke, a little formal. Smile and know what I mean.

Taurus: Naturally, but the line between first base and second base is so clear. Let's take another look.

Libra: Try to care. The more time they meet, the more actions they will take.

Virgo: Inadvertently, my little hand caught the thread and my face turned red. Keep the status quo for the time being.

Cancer: The closer you get, the shorter your eyes stare, which explains everything.

Unrequited love time

Scorpio said that I have angina pectoris, and I am not reconciled! I will try again.

Aquarius says my love is sincere! There is no result. It's not my fault. ...

Capricorn says it wants some, but it doesn't. He can have unrequited love or not.

Gemini says anything, not that I have no taste, but that I don't want to fall into unrequited love.

Libra said that I have made it clear and paid for it. I know what the problem is and what to do.

Virgo says I miss, appreciate and like. I've tried very hard. What else can I do?

Sagittarius says my love! Do not accept? It doesn't matter, it doesn't mean my failure.

Does Taurus say that I am really inferior to others? After calm thinking, forget it, don't want to.

Pisces says that they can't sleep well, and they are dreaming about it. I don't know if there is fate between us.

Cancer said that if you can't cut it, the reason is still chaotic. If there is really no hope, bury your longing in your heart forever.

Leo said I didn't deserve anything. What! I think there should be some opportunities.

Aries says he doesn't appreciate me. Try again. If there is no response ... Hum! I don't know the goods

Hide one's personality

The pure Virgo is actually very lewd.

The real Capricorn is actually very romantic.

Generous Libra is basically stingy.

The docile Pisces also has a cold side.

Aquarius, a very individual, doesn't like to show off.

Careful Scorpio will also be moved by gifts.

Leo, who seems to be aboveboard, actually pays attention to everyone secretly.

Gemini, seemingly indifferent, will hide in a place where no one is crying.

Sagittarius, who likes adventure, doesn't like the disorder of life.

Aries, who seems careless, actually likes to do housework.

The timid cancer actually has the adventurous spirit of giving up everything.

Honest Taurus can cheat without feeling guilty.

Break someone's mind

I can't find the Aries who started the direction.

Virgo can't stay at home without a job.

I can't believe I told Aquarius not to make trouble, not to think … it's hard to do anything.

Gemini, who is curious by nature, faces boring things all day.

Leo who wants to learn some talents, but doesn't know what to learn.

Taurus, who cares about money, watches friends borrow money and don't pay it back.

Cancer, eager for emotional return, met an ungrateful person.

Sagittarius, who loves freedom and travel, was put on probation.

Seeing that Capricorn's goal is about to be achieved, it happened that it met with obstacles.

Libra, afraid of being misunderstood by friends, is really misunderstood by friends one day.

Pisces, who are good at imagination, are asked to recite something.

If the person you love dares to hide it from Scorpio, you will have to suffer.

Love words are endless.

Capricorn loves you, which is my choice without regret in my life.

Gemini says she loves you and doesn't want to stop until Valentine's Day next year.

Pisces says you are my most beautiful and romantic encounter.

Leo said, no one can replace you in my heart.

Sagittarius says you are my only and last lover in this life.

Libra says that you are my lifelong attachment and love you forever.

Virgo says you know my heart, and I long for your love.

Scorpio says that you are my most fatal attraction and I am addicted to loving you.

Taurus says, without you, my world will not work and will be on the verge of destruction.

It is not enough for Aries to say "I love you", but "I love you very much".

Cancer said that I miss you and love you from Monday to Saturday, and I will send it to you by express on Sunday.

From the moment Aquarius said you were "cruel" to me, I was fascinated by the madness in love.