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Boys must see: Have you ever done a little detail that touches girls' hearts?

1. There are many things I don't understand, but I don't want to do it, or I'm too lazy to do it at all! Do your best!

Tell me what you do every day, tell me where you are and who you are with.

I hope you will notice that I have changed my hairstyle, put on a little makeup and put on new clothes.

Never confuse work with feelings!

5. Every time you see me, you should show a very happy and happy expression, even if you are faking it!

I complain about you because I care about you and I feel nervous for you.

7. Can you care more about me when I am sick or ill? Don't always see it after I remind you.

Can you say good night to me before going to bed?

9. Remember to leave me a copy or feed me when you eat!

10. I don't like you to hang up first or say goodbye or goodbye!

1 1. Being gentle doesn't mean having no opinion.

12. You should appreciate my work ability.

13. Being chic doesn't mean not explaining.

14. I don't mind that you have a belly, but never be thinner than me.

15. I won't remember you every second.

16. Remember my favorite colors and things. Remember my preferences!

17. Don't listen to music or read novels while talking or chatting!

18. When crossing the road, you must hold my hand.

19. I won't let you send it, but I really hope you do. Just don't take a taxi every time!

20. I lost my temper and dumped your phone, in fact, I wanted you to call me right away.

Touch the truth about girls.

1. You are the world, and the world is you. I am willing to accompany you and love you with all my heart. 2. Some people love with their mouths, but I love them with my heart. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I won't regret it.

In the end, you will always understand who is sincere and who is desperate for you.

4. I miss you every day, miss you at night, dream about you, look at you with my eyes, hold you in my hand and love you in my heart!

True love is bound to breed suffering, and only in suffering can great happiness be excavated. You are the only one for me.

6. If it is God's arrangement to know you in this life, I hope there will be such an arrangement in the next life. Please wait for me!

7. Only when I fell in love with you did I realize the taste of missing, the sorrow of separation, the torment of jealousy and endless possessiveness.

8. The bright eyes you threw at me from the darkness, like a breeze, sent a thrill through the water waves and blew to the hazy coast.

9. Happy moments are half with you and half in dreams; The painful moment is half separation and half thinking of you silently.

10, since God arranged for us to meet in the vast sea of people, I can't live without you in my life. Forev

1 1, if you think I'm a kite, either let me go or take it home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

12, miss you: sooner or later; Miss you: the fog in Yun Qi has dispersed; Miss you: flowers before and under the moon; Miss you: from the bottom of my heart; Miss you: this life and the afterlife! Happy Valentine's Day!

13, the sky is not blue without you! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

14, when years burn everything, what I can't forget is your amorous feelings; When I close my eyes, what I long for is still your amorous feelings!

15, I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so sign a love contract, or no one will want me! I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations.

16, I just want to tell you sincerely that I will love you well. So now I sincerely propose to you, eager to get your love. Will you marry me?

17, you are my favorite person, but you don't love me, I just want you to be happy! I also hope that you will never stop my care and love for you!

18 Like a small fish, you occasionally surface to breathe fresh air; And I am like a snake, staring at the sun coming out of the hole every day; Just to see you again.

19, because love, the spirit of love gave birth to my wings, so I want to fly, I want to fly to your side at once, always watching you and guarding you.

20. First love, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. It's hard to see your heart, but you don't understand mine. It makes me sad to be so cruel!

2 1, although I am not handsome, but considerate and gentle is my sincere love, please don't take it amiss; I'm just honest, caring and caring is my proper love, please accept my love.

If I have to lie, I will say: I don't love you. If I have to make a wish, I want to say: make you happy. If you want me to make a promise; Love you forever!

23. Dear Fish: I eat you because I need you; I need you because I love you; Love you, because I have you in my heart; I want to eat you when I have you in my heart. Hey, love your cat.

24. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. All the stars in the sky are my eyes staring at you. No matter how it ends, I know: I love you the most in my life! Happy Valentine's Day!

25, don't give in to me too easily, don't let me feel your obedience, in fact, giving in and obeying are equally dismissive, which will make me lose my self-reliance and I don't know much.

26. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive. I tried to comfort you, but I didn't learn. I want to give you a ring, but it's still in the safe. I have to send you a message. I hope we will never screw up.

27. How many lovers are immersed in joy, but I can't be with you. Endless sadness is hidden in my heart, and I don't want to hear any more truth! I only know that I love you and miss you.

28. It's a good match. She said that men are all lower-body animals. Those men keep telling you that they will give you happiness for the rest of your life, but in fact they mean happiness for the rest of your life.

29. Just as the moon has gravity, so does the encounter between people. Our meeting was predestined. Let's be together for the rest of our lives. Marry me!

30. Love is a kind of fate, so we should cherish it. Therefore, I tied a beautiful wind chime to my heart window. If you come and the bell rings, it will be your pleasure.

3 1, cigarettes fall in love with matches, which is a dedication to love. Mice fall in love with rice, which belongs to the pursuit of self-love. I'm in love with you. It's a godsend. I have no reason not to like you.

32. Missing the wordless past; Gentleness flows in the eyes of the eyes; Happiness burns the clenched palm: I just want to stay with you all my life. Dear, may we be happy forever!

Now I wake up every day and all I see is your sunny smile on the wall. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

I know I am not perfect, but my love is the purest. I'm not afraid of hardship and fatigue. Loving you all my life is my most brilliant intoxication. I try to create a better life. I really don't regret loving you

35. I'm happy and carefree. I'm really infatuated with you. I'm worried about you. I've always been sad and infatuated. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I despise writing it. I'm afraid you're unintentional.

36, stealing my feelings, stealing my heart, decided to take you to court and sentence you to marry me for life; Understand my heart, understand my meaning, and apply for a marriage certificate with me; Fall in love with you, fall in love with you and want to have you every day!

37, weak water 3,000 only takes you a scoop; Flowers bloom all over the garden, only picking one; Countless beautiful women only love one; Your smile is the beauty of my life. I am not extravagant and greedy, I just want to wait for you to be happy to the end!

38. How can my heart be so calm? Where have all these days of commotion gone? Hearing your voice, I was at a loss. Living in the same city as you, I want to know how you are doing.

39, you are like a mirror, this life is destined to be with you; You are like a flower, so I love you with nowhere to hide; You are like green water, and my love only chases you; You are like the blue sky. You are crazy at the sight of you. Love you, love you!

40. To love someone is to want to hear his voice; To love a person is to look at his face; Love you doesn't need gorgeous language to decorate. Love you, hide in my heart, warm in your heart!

4 1. Ordinary you gave me an ordinary love, which I saw in my eyes, held in my palm, remembered in my mind and kept in my heart. Just because you let me know what true love is. Thank you very much.

42. I want to be an old man with you! By that time, our hair will turn white and we will not be young. If you treat me as usual, then I will be the happiest person in the world.

43. I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

44. You, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison, but you didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

45. I am homesick for you, intoxicated by love, excited by love, and have strayed into the bottom of the Peach Blossom Pond. I am willing to make every effort! I spent my whole life revealing this secret, and the answer has always been you, love you and never give up!

46. The road of missing is endless, the rainbow after rain is beautiful, the clouds in the air are floating with the wind, the boat in the sea is sailing with love, the night without stars is accompanied by lights, and the day without you is only missing.

There is no point in liking you, but I have liked you since I was a child. Counting the bits and pieces of the past, there have been tears of laughter and really expensive memories. There are not enough friends, but they are sincere.

48, not tall, with good eyes; Not handsome in appearance, not bad in mind; Never spend too much money; Although my home is not big, I have always loved it; Don't love easily, you are an exception; I don't say much, but tell the truth.

49. I feel more and more that you are the spirit in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; In my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

50. True love is a summer breeze, which makes people cool; True love is to send charcoal in the snow and give people warmth; True love is the heart, giving people tacit understanding; True love is destiny takes a hand, giving people fate; True love is rare, cherish it!

5 1, miss you so much! If the breeze is affectionate, please take away my thoughts of you, and I will care about you all my life; If Baiyun is interested, please bring my love to you. I am willing to make love with you forever!

52. Busy work has not forgotten you; Season's greetings, wishing you happiness and laughter. My thoughts, my blessing, wind, I wish you happiness, always smile, Merry Christmas, and my blessing will always be treasured.

53. Let me accompany you, and God will send you a generous gift. There are no flowery words to express sincere friendship, only a heart that will always beat for you. That's how I really feel, no matter how I care about you day and night.

54. It's so hard to love you without wanting anything! Love you, but sneaking around, so tired! Love you, but break my heart, so miserable! Love you, I am willing, so sweet! Love is not an end, the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

55, butterflies flying, dragonflies chasing, a lot of troubles; Looking forward to flying swallows, looking forward to people returning, drinking a few drinks every time; Live and die together, let go of each other; The clouds chase the moon and the wind blows the willows. You are always welcome here!

56. If I can, I want you to spend the rest of my life with me. If I can, I want you to accompany me forever. I'm just one of them. Row down the sky, no one can feel it, row down the horizon, I wonder if it excites you?

57. I want to fill my happiness for you, hide my troubles for you, write down my true love for you and light up my happiness for you. So, marry me, let my hope ignite and let our true love bloom!

58. I look at you silently, just like an anemic star. I can't see your footprints when you come; The mood at the moment is like that coin, half storm and half flower; How I want to: exchange my life for your beauty.

59. The vast sea of people, sailing with your fragrance; Sad on a cold night, thinking of your beautiful warmth; Life is long, travel with your true taste and love; Years are long, and you are as old as your virtuous. Honey, I love you so much!

60. Our strangeness has become familiar. From familiarity to knowing ourselves, time has created sincerity and quietly narrowed the distance between you and me. In your life, I may not be the best, but you are the most unforgettable one in my life! .

6 1. It is said that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For your fate, can I climb two less so as to catch up with you earlier? Do you agree? Huh? Did you agree? Still agree?

62. Listen to a voice that dew is blown off by the breeze; Appreciate a picture, it is the long moon that adorns the starry sky; Love is a breath, a valley full of orchids; Love a person from dawn to dusk. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

63, waiting for your information, because I love you; Hold a mobile phone and remember you; Read your mouth and miss your heart; Without you, I am depressed; I am very glad to meet you; Love you all my life, I will work hard; Miss you all my life!

64. I clicked all winter and saw your smiling face. I copied your smiling face and stuck it in my heart. I downloaded my ideas and kept them forever. I turn on my mobile phone and give you my best wishes: Merry Christmas!

65. Sometimes I will be moved by a word, because I am sincere; Sometimes I cry because of a song, because I am emotional; Sometimes I think of memories as habits, because I miss them; Sometimes I send you text messages because I care about you.

66. I confiscated time and stopped the moment when we fell in love. I gathered time to witness the moment when we fell in love. I dumped the sea and couldn't put out the flame of our love. Honey, marry me, and love will witness this moment.

67. Stupidity is my specialty, and stupidity is my ideal. When stupidity and stupidity are intertwined, it is the most beautiful paradise in my dream! Don't laugh at me, I am so infatuated that I will love you silly until I am old!

68. Make a wish to the sky: I would like to hold your hand and grow old slowly! Your photo, I will put it in the hottest place on my body to make you feel that I miss your heart! I have no regrets about falling in love with you.

69. Because of you, I have become full of energy; Because of you, I changed my way of life; Because of you, my life is more exciting! I can't imagine the world without you. You know my heart, and you are worthy of my heart!

70. Some people say that marriage is a besieged city. I would like to build the most beautiful palace in the city for you. Some people say that marriage is a grave, and I would like to become a butterfly with you. Living with you is the most beautiful, and marrying you is the sweetest! Baby, marry me!

7 1, the happiness of flowers is watched by others with amazing eyes, the happiness of fish can be with water forever, the happiness of milk tea is the moment when people gently hold it in their hands, and my happiness is to hold hands with you to watch the long flow of water in this life.

72. The dry river appears in the most beautiful chapter of the poem because all the thoughts flow into the sweetness of your heart, and the starry sky appears in the most romantic melody of the ballad because all the love for you flashes in your intoxicating smile time.

73. If love can be advanced, I would like to dedicate all the love in the next life to you. If love can be reserved, then I would like to fix love in the afterlife first. Things change, everything can change, and what remains unchanged is my deep attachment to you!

74. It's hard to die in life. I only hope that your heart is the same as mine, and you will not live up to this mutual yearning. We hope to fly in heaven, two birds become one, grow on the earth, and the two branches of a tree ... make you miss each other. Fate broke up, but love made people.

75, the fragrance of roses, that's my wish, the treasure of diamond ring, that's my affection, my wish, put on my affection, a beautiful life, an auspicious gathering, happiness comes from knowing that I will give you a happy life wholeheartedly.

76. I have learned to lose sleep since the day I met you. I only remember your smiling face, not your face. If I don't see you in minutes, I'll be scared. Your appearance fills my sight, and I am willing to follow you forever.

77. I thought memories would slowly run aground, turn into bubbles and disappear at the seaside. But the seeds of memory sprout in our minds from time to time, but we can't go back to the previous time. We should be brave in the future.

Snowflakes are beautiful, but they will die one day. Although the sunshine is warm, there is always darkness; Even if the memory is profound, there will always be moments of forgetting. Between heaven and earth, only you and I will never fade. Christmas is coming, send my sincere wishes and happiness!

79. In the fleeting time, my love is silently waiting for you, because life with love is happy, life with love is magnificent, and life with love is like a flower. In the emotional sky, love is sacred, the most beautiful, the most youthful and the warmest.

No one knows how much I love you. Love you is a kind of sustenance. No one knows how much I love you. Loving you is a kind of persistence. No one knows how much I love you, except the lost time, the air and myself. My love is silent.

8 1, blue sky, clouds floating. Under the white clouds, I ran foolishly, carrying my love bag and chasing you until I was old and my soul was out of my body. Seeing that you are full of energy, dreaming that you forget fatigue, thinking that you can't sleep, don't say that you don't care, accept my red rose, it's wrong that you don't love me!

82. If tomorrow will be the end of the world, then today I will let happiness begin; If everything will disappear tomorrow, then today I will let fate meet; If I can't see your eyes tomorrow, then today I will let the hug warm each other deeply! Let me tell you gently that I have fallen in love with you!

Just because I looked at you again in the crowd, I will never forget your face again. I think everyone should forget themselves for one person at least once in his life. Ask for no result, no company, no belonging or even love. I just want to meet you in the most beautiful years.

84. You let me meet the most beautiful flowers, and you led me into the most beautiful dreams. For you, I can be brave and strong at any time, tender as water, and crazy about love at any time. For you, I can take off my gorgeous coat at any time, put down the world of mortals at any time, and avoid thousands of temptations at any time.

The truth that makes girls cry

1. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts.

No matter this life or the next, all I want is you.

Wherever you are, as long as you need me, I will fly back to find you.

I would rather get drunk than wake up after drinking your love wine.

The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug and happiness is my gift.

Your smile is the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen in my life. I want to collect such scenery all my life.

7. When you are happy, my mood is sunny; When you are sad, my mood is thunderstorm. Because I love you, I want to feel all your feelings.

8. You are a seed, which takes root in my heart. I will be happy because of your happiness, and happy because of your happiness. I will cherish your position in my heart, and you are forbidden to move anywhere in this life and the next!

9. In fact, the sky is blue and the clouds will always disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet, when your heart has a wish; In fact, I hope you are happy every day.

10. Hold your hand, day and night, wait for tomorrow, hold your hand, walk through this life, and hold your hand forever.

1 1. Dear, I love you like eating with boiled water, as natural as breathing, sleepless and gentle, so I will love you forever!

12. If I can change you and keep you in my sight forever ... I won't keep it.

13. If life is a two-way street, please let me hold your hand and walk through the vast sea of people, and I will never get lost. I love you!

14. The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever.

15. Full of flowers, full of vigor, all the best, patience, excellent skills, hard work and being attacked on all sides, which is a model. May you walk up a flight of stairs.

16. I love you, so I can only see you in my eyes. I love you, so my world revolves around you.

17. I love you until the end of the world.

18. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I want to be the theme song of your life.

19. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

20. I hope that in a few decades, you will still be with me, in my arms, like a child.

2 1. I want you to know that there will always be someone waiting for you in this world. Whenever and wherever, there will always be such a person.

22. You and I don't need any triviality to prove the weight of care, just a self-evident tacit understanding.

23. No matter how far the scenery is, it can't stop me from thinking of you. Please remember that my heart will always be by your side and bless you forever!

I didn't know how wonderful fate was until I met you. Let me take care of you, and I will cherish every minute we meet.

25. Meeting you is fate; Like you, it is destiny takes a hand; Falling in love with you is what I have to do; I miss you because I have to. I will love you with my heart, I love you!

Only hold your hand in this life, because you are enough in this life.

27. Always in old songs, I will fully appreciate my warmth. The last romance is accompanied by simple old songs and true joys and sorrows.

28. I always think of you when it rains, and think of walking with you in the rain. What I can't erase is that sweetness, and what I can't forget is your smile.

Truth or dare, truth or dare

Real or Adventure Question Real or Adventure Section 1/. What was the most embarrassing thing that happened and how was it solved?

2. What means are you going to cheat?

3. Do you drool when you sleep?

4. Where did you go with your boyfriend and girlfriend?

5. Do you have someone you like? who is it?

6. Do you like small breasts or big breasts?

7. Which part of the body is the most sensitive?

8. Do you agree with love without sex and sex without love?

9. What made you feel saddest last year?

10, what is the craziest thing you have done so far?

1 1. What color underwear are you wearing today?

12, who is the person you think of before going to bed every day?

13. What are the things or things you are most afraid of (name three).

14, what impressed you most was your first love or your first night?

15. When was the worst time you were beaten by your mother when you were a child?

16. How long is the boy's answer?

17. What finger do you usually pick your nose with?

18, who do you want to take a big adventure with?

19, which opposite sex tells you that I like you, will you be the happiest?

20. What do I look like in your eyes? (Can be the last player, at the discretion of the host)

Real or Adventure Question Real or Adventure Section II 2 1. Who do you care about most? (except relatives or boyfriends and girlfriends)

22. If time could go back, which era would you like to go back to and why?

23. What would you do if the previous opposite sex player fell in love with you?

24. Do you think the opposite sex lips here seem to miss Kiss the most?

25. Why do you go to an Internet cafe when you have a computer at home? Why do you touch your chest when you kiss?

26. What if there is no water in the shower? (Note that when you have foam on your body)

27. How old was your first kiss?

28. How many boyfriends do you have?

29. How many people have you secretly loved?

30. Who is the first person you like?

3 1. How many girls have you kissed?

32. Who was the object of your first sexual dream?

33. Is there someone you like present?

34. What's the name you've been thinking about?

35. Who do you think about before going to bed every night?

36. What do you particularly care about your boyfriend?

37. When are you going to get married?

38. Do you care if your partner is in love?

39. When do you wet the bed?

40. What color is your underwear?

Real or Adventure Question Real or Adventure Section 3 4 1, the most enjoyable thing in the past week.

42. The three things I fear most.

43. The most embarrassing thing happened with the opposite sex.

44. Given a chance to travel to the past or the future, which one do you choose? Why?

45. What three words would you use to describe yourself?

46. Which animal do you think you are closest to? Why?

47. The most interesting childhood experience.

48. What would you do in the face of conflict with others?

49, love career and family, how do you sort?

50. Three favorite foods or drinks.

5 1, Pepsi or delicious, which do you choose? (Can arouse collective discussion and debate)

52. Which do you choose, KFC or McDonald's? (same as above)

53. What shortcoming or personality do you want to get rid of most?

54. Do you have any special hobbies in your life?

55. What's your life state? Tell me specifically.

56. What color or pattern do you like? You can ask someone you like for a gift in the future. )

57. How many people have had a relationship since childhood?

58. (Go on, if the other person doesn't resent it, you can ask) What qualities attract you to ta?

59. Which elder had a great influence on you? Tell me specifically.

60. What do you think of non-traditional love, such as brotherly love, homosexuality and bisexuality? (Used to test whether strangers' three views are consistent)