How to say that the plane is delayed to send friends?

In this case, the way to send a circle of friends is as follows:

1, self-mockery and ridicule: "Today's plane doesn't know what's going on, it's always late. It seems that today's luck is not very good, not suitable for traveling! But fortunately, I brought a book, which can be used to kill time. "

2. Humorous relaxation: "This plane delay is really annoying. I've been waiting here for hours. Now I can accurately predict when I can take off (proudly pointing to the clock). "