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2017qq signature funny sentences

Maturity has nothing to do with your external life experience. It has to do with your inner journey, and it has to do with your inner experience. The following are the 2017 qq signature funny sentences that I share with you. Come and pick the one you like!

2017 qq signature funny sentences (collection)

1. I must be mediocre when you are In an ordinary life, be a shining psychopath.

2. Who said that words spoken in anger are angry words? Maybe they are true words that you usually dare not say.

3. I love the kind of people who always bring delicious food to me.

4. I have always been shameless, and I will continue to be shameless to the end.

5. There is a huge difference in attitude one second before and after being moody. Sorry, I am a bad person.

6. I tried to be an interesting person, but then I went astray and became a tease.

7. Time makes love ridiculous. Why do people who laugh cry?

8. The mirror is my best friend because it never smiles when I cry.

9. The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at the world for being so pitiful.

10. Is it easy for my mother to keep me so fat for so many years? I will not lose weight and will not lose weight.

11. Not being able to memorize a book is like being unable to poop, which makes me feel indescribable pain.

12. The more people I know, the more I like animals.

13. Human nature is so cold, as long as it is exchanged for something better, it will be willing to give up.

14. Even if you have a fever at home, you will still surf the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is late-stage cancer.

15. The mouth is trying to be strong, but the heart is surrendering and we are not that strong. In fact, we are all pretending.

16. Don’t worry about how to walk on the road you haven’t traveled yet, as long as you always walk in front of yourself.

17. You should live well, for the sake of those who want you to live well, and for the sake of those who want you to die quickly.

18. There are too many things in my heart that I can’t find suitable words to express. Forgive me for being speechless.

19. People who have never stood still and waited will not understand what it feels like to stand for a long time and be unable to bend their legs.

20. I know you left too early, but I still want to buy the right ticket for you.

2017 QQ signature funny sentences (popular)

1. Insomnia, all the stars in the world have names, and all the sheep in the world have numbers

2. ? Honey, can I shield you from the wind and my electric fan?

　3. When do the bills in my pocket become like school homework? Then I am definitely better than Bill Gates. .

4. ?Dear, I can shield you from the wind and my electric fan?

5. Ke Zhendong would never have thought that a group of people would rush him to see the little boy. The girls of the era all fell in love with Chen Xuedong in the end

6. A common problem of mathematics teachers - talking to themselves and asking questions.

7. My boyfriend and another boy are using names and I seem to understand something

8. Every time I say I will never pay attention to you again, you must Don't believe me, am I the kind of principled person?

9. Do you think it would be a problem for your girlfriend if she had three abortions?! No. It's my bike.

10. When I hate copying homework, I don’t want to copy Chinese homework as soon as I see the answers.

11. I wish that when I receive a red envelope, I open it and it says “come another one”

12. Anyone who can date you in this kind of weather is a real lover. Girls who wear their hair in this kind of weather are real heroes.

13. ?What is the difference between Chinese and foreign holidays? Are holidays in foreign countries a real rest? Are holidays in China just a different place to do homework?

14. When I was a child, there was a magical character called Xicheng. His function was to suddenly run out and fight someone else in every movie. Slap and then mysteriously disappear

15. ?Hey, my deskmate, why don’t you ask him who he likes? Oh, okay? He only answered three words? What are your deskmates?

　16. ?If I were a zombie, I would definitely not eat your brain. ?Ah, so touched~ But why pinch. ?Because you have no brain. ?

17. The electric fan is really man’s best friend. I just asked it if I was ugly, and it shook its head at me seriously all night long.

18. In the secret room, Xiao Yanzi and Ziwei were tied up with tears in their eyes, and the queen shouted, "Mom, beat me!" Rongma was stunned and replied shyly

19. ? I just played chess with my friend, and he beat me to the punch. ?What do you want to express? I am so handsome?

20. Whatever your identity is, you have an ID card.

2017 QQ signature funny sentences (selected)

1. I like to see people who love me sad for me, just like you like to see me cry for you

2 . With the one who loves me the most, I won’t be afraid anymore. The answer is yes: I don’t have to be afraid anymore in this life.

3. The night is so mysterious that your memory cannot be erased. That made me hide in the corner and cry, numbing myself.

4. When a lonely figure walks by in the dark night and looks up at the starry sky, he will always sigh inexplicably with a wry smile on his lips

5. Unprepared injuries will cause deeper injuries. ; Where you think it is safe, there are more gentle traps.

6. The geography teacher asked what verticality is! I compared the action of Ultraman firing light waves to hit little monsters

7. Now I feel that even if Xiao Ming dies, mathematics will not die. Because Xiao Ming still has a lot of friends!

8. Lonely laughter, I am too fragile. What role does it play? What kind of warmth does it retain from the invisible angle?

9. As for homework, you say you have more You're a bitch, no one wants to touch you, but you beg others to do it to you, really. . .

10. I play too much on the computer and want to fast forward while watching TV///

11. Why don’t boys go to ballet if they like cheating so much?

12. There is a way to make voice calls by swiping your hand

13. No matter how cruel you are, I will give you TFB

14. Huoxiang Zhengqi water is a must-have when going out! Trustworthy!!

15. Turn on the TV, play computer, and eat watermelon with a spoon