A classic phrase poking fun at one's woman's whipping.

1. You don't know until you look at them. You don't let go, pinch your heart, don't squeeze hard, exercise. Who made that up? That's awesome! 1. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

2.2. Hold on and choke your heart. Don't squeeze hard, exercise.

3.3. Don't mess with me, I have a secret weapon: fan you to death, fan you to death, fan me to death, fan you to death. 4.4. Eat what I want; Being thin is what I want, and I can't have both. I'll go.

5.5. Don't live like underwear, no one will find you. 6.6. The road is your own step by step. Do more and do less by yourself! 7.7. I can't leave my mind, I can't go back to the past. I was abandoned by you.

8.8. Do you know what humor is? Humor is the impulse to laugh when you cry. 9.9. Humans, people are tired when they are alive, otherwise how can they be called human beings! 10. 10. One person has two me, E79FA5E98193E7898E698331333636164. One is awake in the dark, the other is asleep in the light.

11.11.You said it was a brief encounter, but I said I was not brave enough to love you. 12. 12. You say you don't love me, then I will say you love me at your door every day.

13. 13. I thought Oreo was getting smaller, but I got bigger. 14. 14. I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.

15. 15. There are five words floating in the sky. Your sister is coming. It's okay. It's okay. It will be over in seven days. 16. There are no unqualified students, only unqualified parents.

17. I don't know what charm is, but it always surrounds me. 18. After drinking Youlemei milk tea so many times, I didn't see Jay Chou ask me who I was. 19. If you dare to mess with me, I will bless you and have a daughter for life! 20. Failure is the mother of success, pride is the mother of failure, and pride is the grandmother of success.

2 1. Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time. 22. In the future, I will marry Xia. My son's name is Xia. I'll see which teacher calls my son's name in class.

I thought friendship would last for a long time, but I forgot that time is always ruthless. 24. Tie your hair, put on slippers, big underpants and vest, and walk smartly.

25. There is too much computer play, so every newspaper should be copied and pasted. 26. I have a pinch of the flowers of the motherland.

The pillars of the motherland, I saw one cut down. 27. Domestic dramas love to go, Korean dramas cry, and American dramas come up.

28. Make the gods cry, I am a peerless person. 29. dust to dust, soil to soil, look back and say goodbye to 250.

30. Never argue with a bitch. If you lose, the bitch is worse. If you win, you are a bitch. 3 1. All quarrels that don't aim at breaking up are to show love.

32. Your parents must be brothers and sisters to give birth to such wonderful things. 33. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am at Sina and you are there.

34. Men can't wait, but they often say "I will wait for you all my life". Women can't wait, but they have waited all their lives. 35. I heard that you were not doing well, so I sat at the door all day and had a good time.

36. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day. 37. It was because I saw it too thoroughly that I began to live badly.

38. You lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you got stuck when you got fat. The doctor told me to do more photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

40. You are so shameless and heartless, and your weight should be very light. 4 1. Never let go of what should be cherished and never keep what should be abandoned.

42. If you want to live in my heart, can you afford the rent? 43. When I was a child, I was very confused. When I grow up, it is better to study in Tsinghua or Peking University. Now I know how to worry. 44. If you could see through me, I would have been riddled with holes.

45. The biggest pain in the world is a couple flirting in front of you by car. 46. The exam, why the exam, fucking killed so many people.

47. I won't compete with an idiot, so others won't know which one is an idiot. 48. If I pass your grave, I will clap my hands for you.

49. Exposing half a share doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small. 50. You say you are snobbish and I say you are nearsighted.

5 1. I have no charming appearance, but I have a heart that loves you. It's up to you. 52. Looking back, the fans died in thousands of troops, and looking back, they scared the millions of bears.

53. Don't think that men can be playboys. Remember, man, we women can be playboys! 54. Living in this fucked-up age, we should hold a fucked-up attitude. 55. Even if your hormones break out, you can't spray them with your mouth! 56. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep.

If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep. It's not my fault to steal food, but my mouth is really lonely.

58. You feed me and eat hard! Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you. 59. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

60. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

2. Recommend some classic sentences of flogging people, 1, a long adventure. ..

2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.

4, really creative, really brave to live!

5. You look so fucking postmodern.

6. You look like a car accident scene.

7. Your appearance is out of proportion.

8. Why cover your face with your ass?

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

10, you look very relaxed! !

1 1, which needs to be rebuilt.

12, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

13, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!

14, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

15, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

16, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

17, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

18, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

19, your long violation.

3. Classic sentences expressing women's atmosphere and temperament. To express a woman's atmosphere and temperament, the word "female man" is the most appropriate to describe it. The word "female man" has a long history, which is caused by the topic of "cultivation of female man" initiated by supermodel and host Li Ai in Sina Weibo. Usually used to describe those girls who are women but have a "pure man" character.

Some people divide women into men and women, and the third kind of people living in the world is a wonderful work among women. Someone called a woman's English name wo-man very vividly. Although there is no difference with a woman in appearance, a bar separates me from a man, which shows that she also has the characteristics of a man, and in real life, she will generally be a strong woman and so on.

4. Say something super classic and super funny. M: Tell me about it. Female: No male: Why female: Busy male: Busy female: Playing male: Playing male: What game female: Fun male: What fun female: Bored male: Bored to talk to me. Woman: Fuck man: Dirty woman: Shit man: Give you a shoulder. Woman: Death. Man: "I have medicine to stop dizziness." Woman: I took it. Man: I don't feel dizzy after taking the medicine. Woman: Big Brother: I know your sister. Woman: Please. M: I will worship. I don't need to take off my daughter. I'm going crazy. M: I called 120. Woman: You fairy man: Don't be superstitious. Woman: You still let people live? Man: You will live a more wonderful life with me. Woman: μ don't die. Woman: Please leave me alone. M: Well, give me my cell phone number, and I won't talk about it. W: Why do you need a number? Man: Today is Valentine's Day. W: So what? M: What flowers do you like? W: I like two kinds of flowers.

What two kinds? I'll give it to you! Woman: If you have money, spend it casually! Man: You are so beautiful! Woman: Am I that beautiful? M: Nice try. Woman:.

5.2 16 classic humorous short sentences tell me about the classic short sentences of 20 16.

1, you are a forest, but I have lost my way.

You didn't look back and I didn't stay.

Once the cigarette is finished, all that remains is determination.

4, was poked to the pain before desperately refuting.

5, you accompany her well, I am at home everywhere.

6. Pretend that the wind has never blown, and I have never lived in the future.

7. I live in the south, but you live in The Journey to the West.

8. If I live for you, I am not a fan.

9. Regret and youth are always tied together.

You always smile, but you never smile at me.

1 1, you have to hold tight, and the wind will be borne by me.

12, you play with your net to find your glory.

13, don't cry, I can't hold you.

6. The short and wonderful classic sentence in reality is 1. I refuse mediocrity because of mediocrity.

2. Ning Tianren let me down, but I let everyone in the world down.

3. Young genius is moderate, but his life is mediocre because he blindly imitates Wang Xizhi's calligraphy.

However, Su Shi, we say that he is a poet. Not only that, he can also play a lot of talents between applause.

No one can tell when life will end: when life will fall, no one can control it; No one can guess when life will be successful.

6. Zhuge Liang made a tripod for Liu Bei.

7. There is a sun for a hundred days, and the sun is not mediocre: there are stars at night, and the stars are not mediocre: there are birds singing in the mountains, and birds are not mediocre.

8. Mr. Lu Xun once said, go your own way and let others talk!

9. Reject the belief that mediocrity is a realistic ideal.

10. The big bang stage was created by ourselves.

1 1. People can be ordinary, but not mediocre. Therefore, we must reject mediocrity.

12. Grandma in the hospital bed patted me on the shoulder and motioned me to sit next to her.

13. I'm snickering.

14. Yesterday's excitement has touched my spiritual vein, and my long-standing heart has already been prepared.

15. When the coal boss appeared in a Hummer, all the people were surprised by his appearance. But who knows that the interior of a good car is a safe full of cash, which is mediocrity.

16. I have been studying hard for nine years in primary school, junior high school and senior high school.

17. Today, the Revolution of 1911 and the May 4th Movement have celebrated their centenary.

18. Xifeng won the attention of1300 million people with a more ordinary face than me.

19. A long time ago, I knew I was mediocre, only a little more beautiful than quasimodo.

20. Sima Qian had his legs cut off and sat in his cell writing history books.

2 1. One "post-80s" fell, and thousands of "post-90s" in Qian Qian stood up.

The earthquake of magnitude 22.9.8 turned the whole Sichuan into ruins.

23. Butterflies are also a flash in the pan. (inspirational world)

24. In the past and in the future, people are full of hope. There are praises and worries in the past and firmness and confusion in the future. What will the future be like?