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Stay away from people who can only say "drink more water"

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The ranking of "Top 1, the most unbearable chat for girls" is probably the sentence "Drink more water".

It's my period and my stomach hurts-drink more water.

I have a cold and a headache-drink more water.

My gums are swollen when I'm angry-drink plenty of water.

I'm sleepy after working late-drink more water.

I once read a joke, and the goddess said, I'm going to take a shower. The other person said, oh, drink more water.

Ha ha ha, after laughing, I want to say: it can be seen that "drink more water" has become a perfunctory sentence after it has become a universal golden sentence.

It doesn't matter if you meet a perfunctory person; When you meet a perfunctory person who feels that you have loved to the extreme and ask us to return our loyalty, you must avoid it.

Shakespeare said: "True love can't be expressed in words, but action is the best explanation."

However, many people do not understand this truth.

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My friend A told me such a story. She once asked her boyfriend, do you have a dream?

That boy, like most boyfriends in the world who know how to coax girls, touched her head and said, "I want to be with you all the time."

She told the story with a sweet and happy expression on her face.

At that time, I could only laugh with her, but I didn't have the heart to ask, so what did he do for this goal?

Later, they broke up unexpectedly because the boy just played games every day and ignored her. Skipping class and failing the exam as usual. Friend a is very sad. She shook her head and said with tears, "I have no future with him."

Later, I never heard her mention his name again.

Zheng in New Love Times said: "If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes care of you in every possible way. If he promises to take you to a place, he will be very happy until he has booked a plane ticket. If he says he wants to marry you, he will be moved to buy a ring and kneel in front of you. " Feelings are not just talk, we are past the age of listening to love. "

Love is not just talk, and love is not just a good word. "If I don't work hard for your future and my future, what can I prove that I love you?"

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Love that stays in words, like the spiritual dependence of long-distance love, easily disappears after encountering realistic contradictions; And love with execution is an infinite approach in life, an understanding after the collision of details, and a trivial sharing in this world.

"Zhong Shu is ill, I just want to live one year longer than him. Taking care of people, men are not as good as women. I try my best to defend myself, and strive for my husband first and my wife last. If the order is wrong, it will be bad. "

"Zhong Shu didn't close his eyes when he left, so I put it on his ear and said,' Don't worry, I'm here!' The media said I was calm and strong inside. Actually, Zhong Shu has escaped, and I want to escape, but where to go? There's no escape. I want to stay in this world, clean up the scene and do my duty. "

Jiang Yang was praised by Qian Zhongshu as "the most talented woman and the most virtuous wife". She said and did, cleaning the scene for her husband. This is her life's mission, starting from the first time they met.

1935, Qian Zhongshu won a scholarship to study in boxer indemnity. Jiang Yang hasn't graduated yet, but no one can accompany him. This great genius is seriously lacking in self-care. "He can't tie a bow and can't tell his left foot from his right foot. Grab chopsticks like a child ",Jiang Yang decided to stop studying in Tsinghua, marry Qian Zhongshu and accompany her husband to study in Britain and France.

Qian Zhongshu is more clumsy than Jiang Yang thought. When he first arrived in Oxford, he fell on a bus and lost more than half of his front teeth. He didn't know to go to the hospital. When he came back, he found his wife covering her bloody mouth with a handkerchief. Since then, they have always been in this mode-when a husband encounters a problem, he comes to his wife and can find a solution every time.

Jiang Yang gave birth to their only daughter, Qian Yuan, in Oxford. She was locked up in the hospital, and Qian Zhongshu was alone at home. Every day when she goes to the hospital to see a doctor, she will "surrender" and "I did something bad." These bad things include knocking over the ink bottle, dyeing the tablecloth of the landlord's house, smashing the desk lamp and breaking the door shaft ... Jiang Yang comforted them one by one, "It doesn't matter". After returning home, if you really need to repair it, you must make it up.

After returning home, they lived next door to the Lins. Both families have cats, and cats fight with each other. Qian Zhongshu didn't want her little white cat to get lost, so she took out a long bamboo pole to help. Every time, Jiang Yang would stop her. She said that the Lin family's cat is their "pet", and it depends on the owner's face to beat the cat.

Qian Zhongshu was arrogant and extravagant, devoted to learning, and always kept a certain distance from the secular. Thanks to Jiang Yang's mediation and communication, he handled many worldly affairs properly, and only in this noisy, ups and downs and cruel world did he find a quiet desk and a warm home for himself and Qian Zhongshu.

Without Jiang Yang, it is inconceivable what kind of person Qian Zhongshu will be and what kind of achievements he will achieve. Qian Zhongshu himself undoubtedly knows this well. Xin Di, a poet, said that Zhong Shu had a "wife fetish" and he often praised his Ji Kang. After the publication of his collection of short stories "Man, Beast and Ghost" in 1946, he wrote this message for his wife: "Give it to Yang Jikang, this is a unique combination of wife, lover and friend." Qian's mother also regrets this daughter-in-law. "The pen is shaking, the spatula is grasping, and all the rough work is done at home. It' s really stupid to go to the hall, go to the kitchen, go to the water, jump into the water, and read books. "

I love you very much. Your words are not as good as your actions.

We have seen too much frivolous love. As a talented woman who can write and speak, her friendship has never stopped at words. Her love is both strong in words and heavy in behavior-even with the support of behavior, words are strong and heavy.

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Some time ago, a soft girl forwarded a WeChat in the circle of friends called "Ten sentences that touched women the most". I'm curious. Open it. These words that touched women include:

"As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters."

"As long as I am with you, I don't care what the cost is."

"Any time, any situation, as long as you need me, I will come immediately and do my best for you."

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The speaker just moved his mouth, but the listener moved his heart.

I don't know how many girls will be touched by these words, but at least, these words can't touch me.

Girls believe in fairy tales at the age of fifteen, which shows that you are innocent. Twenty-five years old, still can't tell fairy tales from reality, that's childish.

Just like a 15-year-old boy who says he is born to love, I think this is a rare original thinking under the evil college entrance examination system; But at the age of twenty-five, it would be foolish to tear my heart out for love all day.

People who really love you don't have time to say much about loving you, but they do a lot of things that love you. As Venus said, "When my daughter grows up, I will tell her that there is a man who is distressed by your crowded bus and complains that you don't eat on time. He always reminds you to drink less, which is harmful to your health. On rainy days, I wish you a safe return home from work. Send funny messages to coax you when you are sick. Please ignore him. Then be with the person who can drive you, accompany you when you are sick, take you to dinner, pick you up after work, and tell you' Don't do anything stupid, come home with me'. We are all over the age of listening to love. "

I used to like romantic love stories, conspicuous love stories, such as putting a heart-shaped confession with candles, or setting off fireworks to make love, or Pushkin-style love duel, and double suicide. I am obsessed with this madness, just as women always like Louis Vuitton's classic monogram or chanel no.5's reputation, because in cities, the luxury of oral love is as rare as ghosts-many people have heard of it, but few people have really seen it.

I once read a passage: "No matter how far away we are, when you need me, I am willing to fly over the cold ice field for you and cross all obstacles to come to you." Maybe I can't help you, but you are weak, lonely, empty, lonely and broken. How can I love you? "

But there are not so many ups and downs in life, and it is often just a few ordinary actions. Love landed in an apron and two pairs of slippers, which gave birth to a fireworks-filled love in the company.

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Eiko Yamashita invented a new way of managing things from "breaking, giving up and leaving" when practicing yoga: "breaking, giving up and leaving." "Cut off = cut off what you don't need, don't buy, don't accept, don't take. Give up = give up useless things at home. Leave = get rid of the obsession with things, understand your real needs and create a comfortable space. "

"Humans have been spiraling forward in the cycle of gaining and giving up." This should be true for both things and people. The person who always tells you to "drink more water" but doesn't take any practical action might as well break up, give up and leave. Subconsciously, he feels that you can get your true feelings by talking and talking about love words. In fact, there is a little man who likes to take advantage of him.

You know, people who really care about you will only throw you a glass of water and give you a drink.