Tell me something interesting about Tanabata.

1, these days, it's stormy and thunderous. Don't panic, because there are too many men swearing in the state of Tanabata, so it is normal to thunder all the time.

2. "What happened to Tanabata?" "Hen" "Is it with a man or a woman?" "Do you have a choice?" "Have no choice! Forget it, let's sell condoms in front of the hotel.

3. Work reason: I can't spend Tanabata with my girlfriend. I had a headache at the thought of gifts, so I was going to call her Alipay directly, with four strokes: 1, 3, 1, 4.

4. The Cowherd handed the Weaver Girl a cup of mellow drink, and the Weaver Girl tasted it: "It's a little bitter, a little sweet and mellow. What is this? " Cowherd smiled and said, "This is the taste of missing. What you drink is the ash on this magpie bridge, which is formed by my endless yearning for you. I gave him a name, Queqiao Kahui. "

5. An idiot colleague took a few days off on Tanabata. It is decided to sell glutinous rice balls on the morning of the seventh day of the seventh lunar month on August 2nd, roses at noon, movie tickets in the afternoon, condoms at night and contraceptives the next morning. Think about this stupid colleague. When he is excited, he wants to make a lot of money, then he sticks a hole in the condom with a needle, and then he resigns next year to sell milk powder. ...

6.？ Tanabata suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions and excitement!

7, Tanabata, when I went to work in the morning, suddenly a courier came in to send flowers, and the recipient was one of our male colleagues! We all guessed that he was gay or really chased by girls, only to see that he was confused for a while with flowers and suddenly patted his head and said, "Shit, the recipient and the sender filled it in backwards!" " "

8. Handsome people spend Tanabata alone, while ugly people desperately show their love.

9. Go to the park with my wife on Tanabata. Seeing the familiar phrase "Never part" engraved with a knife on the old banyan tree in the park, I turned to my wife: "Wife, do you remember this?" Wife: "remember, you carved it that year." I can't help feeling sweet: "We really haven't been apart for so many years." The wife bowed her head: "Yes, I knew you brought a knife when you went out on a date. Who dares to divide? "

10, Tanabata is here, and friends around me always ask: Is Tanabata alone? So I can only answer: no! . Very funny, how can Tanabata be alone? It's a holiday!

1 1. The second-rate wife said, "We are sixteen generations behind." I was surprised and asked, "Why?" The wife moaned, "You only married me after eight generations of Fubao!" " ""I married you after eight generations of bad luck! "

12, on the morning of the eighth day of July, the magpie met a crow. The crow saw that the magpie was haggard and asked why. The magpie said: It was tiring to cross the bridge on July 7th. The crow said: In previous years, this bridge was not so haggard. The magpie said: Hey, the bridge is shaking!

13, tanabata, they watched a movie and sat in KFC. He watched her swallow an egg tart in two bites. Another Yi Yi finished a chicken roll and said, "Shall I buy you a cone?" She said, "No, I want to eat roasted wings." He said, "Have a cone and eat something cold." She said, "Roast wings! I said I want to roast wings! " So he went to the dining table and asked, "Waiter, is there any way to put the ring in the roasted wing?"

14. If you search for "How to Confess with Girls" on the Internet, the search results are more than 600,000, and there is always one of these more than 600,000 articles that can suit you. All right, we're done here. On the other hand, there are more than 3 million searches for "refusing boys to confess", which means that once you confess, there are five ways to deal with you.