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1, brother, don't make me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.

I like to make a fool of myself, but I am not easily tempted.

Talking about bragging and pretending to be funny (60)

3. The happiest thing in life is to listen to my wife say take your paws away in the morning!

4, brothers together, there is no hurdle.

5, not for anyone, just for yourself, don't buy a stall, don't look at other people's faces, and work hard.

6. Give your life to time, not life.

7. Only by making your heart strong can you not need anyone's protection.

8. Looking back suddenly, you haven't left.

9. I can learn to tolerate you, but I will never allow you to indulge.

10, I'm lonely, but I don't need your charity.

1 1. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

12, I am a man, and I am better than those women who pretend to be pure.

13, a few rotten fish and shrimp around you, you think you are a heartthrob loved by thousands of people.

14. If you can't lie to me all my life, please don't lie, even if you can't love for a lifetime, please don't love for a while.

15, shake hands with loneliness, greet the air, don't be too good to me, I will be proud.

16, it's hard to understand in my heart. After all, you are you and I am me.

17, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

18, what you must do in school, copy two, hit three, sleep.

19, it doesn't matter who you are, what matters is what you want to do when you come into my life.

20, not together and thinking, together and noisy.

2 1, the biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

22. Two hearts used to be so close, but now they have to give up like this.

23. He is fine without me. What qualifications do I have?

24, the road to mixed society, success is fame and fortune, failure is death!

25. If you say that the heights are too cold, I will hand over the mountains and rivers to please you.