Super narcissistic teasing personality signature.

Super narcissism poking fun at personality signature;

1, I am handsome, please don't look.

2, this day can't go on, the poor have no money!

3. A well-proportioned tree is better than Pan An, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.

I have been worried about one thing: how can others live without me in the world? Oh, I'm really angry.

My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money, and now I don't even have my only shortcoming. It's almost perfect. .

6. If I die, how will you live?

7. I am a god.

I was born to do great things.

9. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.

10, please don't secretly love.

1 1, handsome is not my fault, it is all caused by factors.

12, how can a beautiful man with bone marrow infiltration not pervert you?

13, if there is an afterlife, I hope I am not so handsome (beautiful) and ordinary.

14. If it is a crime to be handsome, I am already heinous.

15, honey, tell me who said flowers were inserted in cow dung. I really need a beating. Dare you say that you are cow dung? ...

16, a girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!

17, I am so angry with Jacky Cheung and so ashamed of Andy Lau! !

18, in fact, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy. ...............

19, have you ever seen a handsome brother like me! ! !

20. I said it was best to break up that day, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and said that we will still be friends in the future.

2 1. With me gone, China seems to have lost his soul.

22. Look in the mirror and say, Hey, it still looks so good without looking in the mirror. The mirror exploded.

Whenever I am in a bad mood, I go to look in the mirror.

24. When I look in the mirror, I want to give myself a kiss. I want to kneel and kowtow. That's fucking handsome.

25. Today's weather is good, and it's a good day to go out and look handsome.

26. The brother who has been imitated and never surpassed will be you, these lost cakes and sheep, the flaming mountain that you can never cross.

27. This user is so handsome. It is forbidden to set personal data.

28. I wanted to tell you about April Fool's Day, but when I thought that I was so handsome, you would definitely have a crush on me. Forget it.

29, don't be infatuated with elder brother, elder brother is just a legend.

Admit it, you still love me.

Super narcissism teasing personality signature talk about option 2:

1. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

2. I have a friend who reviews novels and is a Kan Kan star. She doesn't worry about the mortgage, she can buy food, drink tea and fall in love!

It is said that there are two ways to conquer a woman: one is to please her mother. Second, surpass her father.

If you smile alone, you mean it.

Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

6. People say that you have changed because you didn't live according to his idea.

Even if the whole world betrays me, I only need one person to stand with me.

8. You never know how much people who miss you love you.

9. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

10. I used to be a willful child, willfully thinking that you only belong to me and I only belong to you.

1 1. Love is sometimes a kind of loyalty. If you invite me, I will go with you.

12. Can a woman's paper like me keep her beauty without any weight?

13. Tell me if you are in trouble, but I can't help you anyway!

14. Even if I am wrong, I hope you can make me happy instead of blaming me. I'm just whispering.

15. If you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.

16. I want to be a single-celled creature and live mercilessly.

17. The failed audience is what you casually say to others.

18. Everything has an answer. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.

19. We have nothing to fear. We came into this world with no intention of going back alive!

20. I hate texting a person for a long time, only to find that he just updated something new in Weibo!

2 1. I want to have a house facing the sea, with spring flowers and 4M broadband. I can order takeout and express delivery without mortgage!

22. What I am most sorry for in this life is my heart, which hurts again and again.

23. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

24. I am such a person that I will be kind to whoever is kind to me.

Thank you for telling me that no one in this world belongs to anyone. We will only belong to ourselves after all.

26. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

27. In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who loves to hit you the most.

28. I wish: Those students who clearly review well, but cry all day to fail, can make their dreams come true.

29. The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

30. You must have been homeless in your last life, so you will live like this in this life.

3 1. You are my best friend now, my maid of honor in the future and my godmother in the future.

32. Some people look at it for 10,000 years as soon as they meet; Some heart, once started, flowing water under the bridge.

33. When you are in a bad mood, close your eyes and tell yourself that this is an illusion.

34. Many times, you can't help saying the opposite when you obviously don't think like that.

You said that no matter what I became, you would never leave me, so I took off my mask and watched you escape.

36. I wake up every morning thinking I quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual after twenty minutes.

37. Change the world with your smile. Don't let the world change your smile.

38. The difference between attending classes: primary school is expensive, junior high school is expensive, high school is expensive, and university is expensive.

39. No matter how much pain you have experienced, you will eventually forget it. Because nothing can beat time.

40. The most precious thing in life is not the things you have, but the people who accompany you.

4 1. The happiness I want is to find a warm person for a lifetime.

42. Love is a meeting, which can't wait or be prepared.

The complete works of girls' teasing personality

Girls tease than personality talk about one:

1, some people say that if you have a baby, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

2. There is a woman who is so cute, so cute and so stupid that she wants to hit on her. I just want to walk over and remember that my mother is a woman.

3. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.

If you look for me with my photo, you will never find me in your life. ......

5, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for your family, thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations!

6, in the shower, do not disturb, peep, please buy a ticket, 40 individuals, 20 groups!

7. When you take a shower, you can finally pee standing like a man!

8. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will be fat for a while now or my life will be incomplete!

9, I am too pure, I am pure and shameless!

10, I don't like money, I like diamonds.

1 1. In order to build a harmonious society, dear, let's do it again.

A girl imported from Thailand.

13, fat people still don't wear red scarves. Otherwise, it's like a buckle.

14, I don't even believe in punctuation, hum.

15, obviously you have lost weight! Are you fucking kidding?

16. Each weighing. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

17, the police forgive me, I thought there was no one opposite, it was too dark! ! !

18, break up computer, I'm getting married with the school. I can get a divorce when the summer vacation comes. Wait for me?

19, you finally came on Saturday after waiting for five days.

20, wait for my long hair to reach my waist and cover a fat body. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

2 1, University is the best period for female breast development.

22. Aunt, if you talk like this, shall we play together in the future?

23. Don't think that just because you look like a golden hoop, I'm afraid of you.

Stop staring at me all the time. If you stare again, I'll charge!

25. I like you. It's none of your business. You like me if you can.

26. Who can have as strong feelings for me as for RMB?

Two points about girls' provocative character:

1. I want to be your sun, warm you when I am happy, and burn you when I am unhappy.

I changed when I met him, and I couldn't get through two bullets in my face.

3. What happened in class? I don't know. Let's talk about it first

You say you like the sea, but in fact you like the waves.

On the first date, it was very cold that day, and the girls deliberately didn't wear coats to give the boys a chance to show off. Halfway through the date, the girl said, it's so cold today! I forgot to wear my coat. The boy said, nothing, nothing, I remember to wear it, otherwise it will be as cold as you.

6. What is your greatest trust in a person? I went out with him without thinking.

7. A buddy went to the grave on Qingming Day and sighed: Paper money is made just like the real thing, and it really hurts to burn. With a wry smile, my wife called to say that you didn't go to the grave? Why don't you bring the paper money on the table? Also, what about the hundred thousand dollars I just withdrew today? This guy cried in the grave several times after hearing this. Passers-by praised them in succession. How filial! It's really rare to cry like this at the grave now.

8. Why are there so few female couriers in courier companies? I'm afraid they can't help tearing up the courier while walking.

9. Really eating goods, dare to face the thick thighs.

10. A person saw a nun like it very much and went forward to ask. The nun ran away shyly. The aunt who swept the floor on the roadside said that the young man could ask her to be a priest. The young man felt good, so he put on a priest's mask and asked about the nun. After the passion, the young man took off his mask and said, haha, I am the one who asked you out this morning. The nun took off her mask and said, haha, I'll give it to you tomorrow morning.

1 1. People who are too simple will never be able to do those math problems full of brains, and they will never win math!

12. I think you are right to like me.

13. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

14. Would you please raise your hand and let me see your hand? ! The robber shouted at the crowd in the bank.

15. Tell me what fruit you like to eat. Wash the fruit, cut the fruit, cut the fruit.

16. Ready ~ Sing: String up your hydrogen, my carbon! String an isobutane, string an atomic group! Let's wait for the call of all periods and double bonds and get together as partners! Don't be young, the more you grow up, the more lonely you become! Throw my sodium carbonate into your hydrochloric acid! Let the earth go around with our atomic group forever! Call out to the sky, sodium magnesium, aluminum silicon phosphorus! To the drifting white clouds, projection, catalyst! Thick hydrochloric acid will smoke when opened, halogen element chlorobromoiodine! Orbits overlap and we form valence bonds! I want to take you to self-study and ask you questions about the element cycle! Give you the brightest star and ask your related reaction! Redox electrons move, and wind energy and water energy are not as good as hydrogen! Let us freely sink into the ocean of chemistry!

17. You girls still wear bras in hot weather. Isn't it hot? If we don't wear bras, you will be very hot.

18. I've been working outdoors recently and got a tan. I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, and the salesman even praised me: Your Chinese is really good.

19. There is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor family and return to idolization. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.

20. Teacher, how to do this problem? Think for yourself. I've been thinking for a long time, but I still have no idea. Can you guide me? Get out. How can you say that? Isn't it natural for teachers to teach students to do problems? One more word and you'll be disqualified, little bastard.

2 1. I saw an old woman lying on the ground today. I don't know if I should help her. I just want to go up and help her The old lady said, go away, poor boy, and don't disturb my business.

Let's take a trip on this spring day. I'll take you, you get the money.

23. There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

Funny than a guy with a signature.

Funny than a guy with a signature.

1, night-reading talents look forward to female ghosts, and single old men look forward to aunts;

2. Altman counts a ball, and Pig Bajie is the cutest.

With the reform and opening up, my weight rubs on the ground.

You don't have to say anything, I know everything. You want to say I'm beautiful,

It's better to be drunk than not to drink.

6. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexy.

7. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexy.

I really don't want to say that you are looking forward to the scene of the accident.

9. Are you a Pacific policeman? That's a pretty big tube.

10, watch that conversation every day. The corners of the mouth unconsciously rise.

1 1, Nd people really don't care about men, so he will be like a mad dog.

12, I also want to be an elegant lady. It's life that makes me a bitch.

13, not every cow has Telunsu, and not every father is Li Gang.

14, I have never regretted it. If you miss it, you miss it. I am very attractive. If I miss it, I will try again.

15, comrades. I'm already dead. I have nothing to do but throw my grave and die.

16, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I must be too wicked.

17, I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid I'll be surprised if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

18, I think, I am a madman, a madman who can't even grasp love.

19. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

20. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

2 1, I didn't miss it, only when it was wrong.

22. My mother was merciful and said that she would help me with the yellow diamond in the future. Oh, my God, I had another dream.

Don't brag, please give me back the cow, because cows also need sex.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

25. People say that my hair is long and my knowledge is short, so I decided to cut it short.

26. If you are unhappy, just say it to make everyone happy.

27. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

28. Looking at beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

29. I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask my sister to answer this and that.

Your promise to me is like cutting your mother with a knife, and it will never come true.

3 1, you scold, you continue to scold, and then tell me when you have scolded enough. I'm going to bed first!

Mom told me: If your husband bullies you, let your grandparents take him away.

33. People are following the trend now. Everyone likes to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.

It is difficult to go to school at noon on weeding day. I have entered the school and stood all afternoon.

Dear friends, I really envy you. I know you are so young.

36. Teachers always like to say: Students, please look at me.

37. I have to admire my female friend for wearing shorts in such a cold day.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

39. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

40. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

4 1, brushing your teeth is mixed. Holding a cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

42. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

43. If you test a lie with a lie, you will get a lie.

44. If you earn money, don't use it to wipe your ass.

45. I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I boasted when I was a child.

Son, don't blame your mother for not studying hard now. Because mom saw a handsome guy who looks like your father.

A dog jumped out of the bush, and I couldn't help calling out your name.

48. I am such a man who is hurt by love. Only blame my love for being too stupid and too deep.

49. Don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. This is fate!

50. If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun. I am the most famous in Tianjin.

On the teasing character of cute girls

I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom. The scariest moment in the world is when the head teacher stands at the window with a smile on his face.

Your procrastination is getting worse. Yes, we have agreed not to love you for a long time.

[Biology book, you owe me innocence, and I will definitely let you return it. You wait. . .

Youth is a handful of change that happens to get a can of beer.

Many people are saying: you know, I want to say: I don't understand.

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you!

Don't fart when you are friends.

Do you love it or not? Do you feel anything or not? You are all looking at your faces.

I don't know when I was the only one making faces in the big photo.

What's wrong with the person you're dating? At least they are honest, simple and rude, and will not fart like I love you. They are much better than some people.

God, come out and see the Tathagata.

I was in Enemy at the Gates that year, and you watched.

-Your Majesty, do you remember that bottle of' 82 XO?

I said hold you tight. I really called the police.

There is no fate between you and me. Everything depends on me.

There was once a woman who wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.

Sleeping is like charging, but I've never been full.

Laugh and cry, cry and laugh. . . . .

I heard that our school was attacked by terrorists and was killed one by one according to the results. That's great. I still have a long time to live.

You haven't seen me take a shower because you played QQ and I wiped my hands for a second.

Money: Look at the middle of the nose, look at the face, look at the oblique bangs, look at the temperament, and look at the five senses without bangs. I am suitable for masking.

The old man was 800 degrees nearsighted. One day he pointed at me in class and shouted, What are you standing for? Sit down. I felt puzzled and turned around and found a coat hanging on the wall!

After putting on headphones, I suddenly found that there was no sound on the left. After careful examination, I found a false alarm. It turns out that I am deaf in my left ear.

Women can comment on men's breasts in person, but they can be unscrupulous; If a man is like this, he is a rogue.

Aunt canteen said: If you think my cooking is delicious, then I am the canteen chef. If you don't think my cooking tastes good, then I am a breeder.

Why don't you review for the exam? How can I be in the mood to review before the reunification of the motherland?

Who said that looking at the dynamics after breaking up is nostalgia, and you have to look at the toilet after going to the toilet?

Today, I am playing with my mobile phone after class. Suddenly, someone was lying on my back. I thought it was my girlfriend and kissed her. It was my head teacher. ......

What are you laughing at? I am an old man. Will you be scared to death after watching a horror movie? For the last time, will you accompany me to the toilet?

When the ancients made a mistake, it was called a false word. The ancients made a mistake, which was called inversion. What the ancients didn't finish is called ellipsis. When we were wrong, we made a fork. It's not fair!

I often point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to my deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!

[There is a woman who is so cute, so cute, so stupid, so want to hit on her. I just want to walk over and remember that labor is a woman! ! ! ]

A classmate's cell phone suddenly rang during class. To my surprise, his ringtone is: please pay attention to reversing, please pay attention to the teacher's thought it was the sound outside.

Seeing the boss fall asleep in the rocking chair, the proprietress gave him a leg and instantly felt so loving. I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wangzai and left.

I saw a couple making out on the road. So I ran to the boy and said, brother, this girl is not as beautiful as yesterday.

Is May Day coming soon? Are you ready to go shopping? Are you ready for dinner? Are you ready to go to the amusement park? I just want to say, remember to take me with you.

Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad teenager for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan, and the delinquent boy gave it back to him, 30 yuan.

It turns out that the English ambulance is ambulance, and the Chinese pronunciation is: I can't die, so I remember it all at once.

Two students in the class are in love. After the class teacher found out, he called both parents. Both parents chatted and found that the other family was in good condition, so they got engaged.

The teacher asked: what does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring? Classmate: If someone throws a drop of water at you, you throw a bucket of water at him and kill him.

We are about to graduate. The headmaster said that each of us should choose something as a souvenir, and all the students in grade one said in unison: the headmaster is going to refund our tuition.

It's none of my business if you hate me. You make it sound as if you like me and you can sublimate my life.

Next, I want to have no distractions and study hard. Strive for the senior high school entrance examination. Can you believe it? I don't believe it anyway.

Every time I see the goddess in the climate where I eat out occasionally, I will drag my head back and pretend that I don't care, and then take out my mobile phone to search for people nearby.

Are you out of your mind? Yeah, then why don't you see a doctor and get better, so I don't like you.

How can I ask my deskmate to see the teacher for you when playing mobile phone in class? Play with your deskmate's mobile phone! .