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1. Valentine's Day is not afraid of being alone, but of being with the person you like.

2. Valentine's Day is afraid that the object will be taken away if it is too handsome? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

3. On Valentine's Day, I wish all lovers in the world will be well!

God is fair. He let you spend Singles' Day, and he won't let you spend Valentine's Day.

5. Valentine's Day is coming! I'm so nervous. What should I do if I receive many gifts? Is my room hot? It won't pile up in the future. What should I do if I receive Apple 6Splus? What should I do with my current mobile phone? What if someone sends money directly? I heard that money is willful. Oh, I'm so nervous! Don't even think about it! Although I am ugly, I want to be beautiful!

6. The person who will marry me in the future, Valentine's Day is coming, so don't do anything sorry for me.

7. My room is full of Valentine's gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.

8. Don't ask me how I spent Valentine's Day, I can only say and laugh it off.

9. Yo, why did you come out alone on Valentine's Day? I'm afraid I'll come out alone to scare you.

10. On Valentine's Day, it is recommended not to bask in gifts, but to bask in boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions.

1 1. All the beautiful people began to receive Valentine's Day gifts. I looked in the mirror and gave up.

12. How many people cheat others with sweet words on Valentine's Day, and how many men and women tell the truth on the pretext of joking on April Fool's Day.

13. Never show your date on Valentine's Day. If it is repeated, it is not good for anyone.

14. I don't want anything for Valentine's Day, as long as you tell me, I'll take care of your Valentine's Day in the future.

15. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute, especially when going to a fancy restaurant. I can also take pictures, and I am good at taking pictures.

16. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day, and I simply said two words to skip.

17. I miss my boyfriend so much. I wonder if he has eaten, what he is doing, how old he is, where he is, and whether he is handsome or not. Valentine's day is coming, and he hasn't come to me yet.

18. Today is Valentine's Day. Are you afraid that someone will take you away if you are too handsome? I am ugly.

19. What if there is no lover on Valentine's Day? If there are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's house, do we have to kill a few?

20. On Valentine's Day for three years in a row, she will receive a blessing message from the same strange number, with only five short words: Happy Valentine's Day. She never replied. In the fourth year of Valentine's Day, SMS did not appear. She hesitated for a long time and finally sent a message to that number: Happy Valentine's Day. Soon there was a reply: thank you, who is this? Love doesn't wait in place.

2 1. I want to give you a lovely Valentine's Day gift, but the courier won't let me in.

22. Your Valentine's Day was robbed by my lover.

23. I think you not only secretly wrote your homework behind my back, but also secretly found someone before Valentine's Day. You are all liars.

24. Don't ask me if I'm still alone on Valentine's Day. Nima, will I become a dog?

25. I'm going to rent two children to walk on Valentine's Day. When you meet a man named Dad and a woman named Mom, you can be separated. Anyway, I don't celebrate Valentine's Day.

26. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

27. Don't ask me how to spend this Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip it, skip it and muddle along, but I still admit that I only feel sad.

28. Do you know why it thunders on Valentine's Day? Because too many boys curse.

29. How many people say false love words under the guise of Valentine's Day, and how many people say sincere love words under the guise of April Fool's Day.

30. Actually, Valentine's Day is similar to Tomb-Sweeping Day. The only difference is that Valentine's Day talks a lot of nonsense to people, and Tomb-Sweeping Day talks a lot of nonsense to ghosts.

Talk about Valentine's Day, and talk about the mood phrases of Valentine's Day.

1. The best gift for Valentine's Day is that you are by my side. My greatest wish is that you will still be by my side next Valentine's Day.

2. Will it snow on Valentine's Day? Even if I'm not around, I want to be white with you.

I won't send you flowers on Valentine's Day, but I will send you a wreath.

Valentine's day, without him, there would be no gift.

Valentine's Day is in a few days, so I sincerely remind you that dogs will die if they eat chocolate.

6. A person's world, a person is drunk; One person's love song, one person sings; A person's Valentine's Day, a person; A person's story, a person's interpretation. Day and night of Valentine's Day, loneliness will always be encountered. I don't know who else will be lonely and drunk with me on Valentine's Day.

7. Let me count by hand. I am alone this Valentine's Day.

8. I sell it at a low price on Valentine's Day, and it's a bargain!

9. You are allergic to flower pollen when you kiss, get an electric shock immediately when you hold hands, catch fire at the candlelight dinner table, get bitten by a snake in the wild, and wish you a happy Valentine's Day when you watch the movie theater explode!

10. I robbed my lover when someone else celebrated Valentine's Day.

1 1. Actually, 2. 14 is April Fool's Day, and 4. 1 is Valentine's Day. On that day, I don't know how many people hid their true feelings with sweet words. On that day, I don't know how many people revealed their true feelings through jokes.

12. Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.

13. What is just Valentine's Day? Find the right person, every Valentine's Day. The wrong person, Tomb-Sweeping Day every day. Find a lazy person, every labor day. Find a rich man and celebrate the New Year every day. Find a playboy and celebrate Singles Day every day. Find a naive, everyday Children's Day! Find a liar, every April Fool's Day!

14. Now all the children are celebrating Valentine's Day, leaving a group of young people clamoring for Children's Day all day.

15. It's Valentine's Day soon. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I sell dog food.

16. Parents, please note that if your daughter is February 14, do your hair and wear perfume. Needless to guess, they all went on a date, even spluttered. Please lock the doors and windows at home that day and confiscate the child's mobile phone. Ignoring subtle movements may give you a grandson. If you are not at ease, please put your daughter in my house for one night. You're welcome. Please call me Lei Feng ~

17. After Valentine's Day, it is Women's Day, which means that Valentine's Day turns you into a woman, and after Women's Day, it is April Fool's Day. You become a woman and find yourself cheated.

18. Valentine's Day is about leaving your daughter at home! It is a lie to say that the teacher told 13 to go back to school!

19. Who wants to marry me in the future, please keep an honest woman for me on Valentine's Day.

20. I can't celebrate Valentine's Day, but I must have you.

2 1. Valentine's Day, even a happy Valentine's Day is extremely extravagant!

22. Valentine's Day is coming, so I can only say sorry to myself: I'm sorry, I have to spend Valentine's Day alone again this year.

23. Valentine's Day, by yourself.

24. What do you want for Valentine's Day? I want nothing but your promise. I love you.

25. Valentine's Day without a lover is not loneliness, but unwillingness.

I spent Valentine's Day with my homework, and I fell in love with my homework show.

27. I would rather never grow up, live simply and purely, and be insulated from sadness and troubles. Dear yourself, Happy Valentine's Day!

28. Don't show love on Valentine's Day, but take care of small animals, okay?

Valentine's Day phrases sentences about Valentine's Day

1, I have nothing more to say but one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you! Happy Valentine's Day!

I want to lie in your arms again, I want you to dry my tears, I want you to hold me tight, I want to kiss your face again, I want you to say you love me!

On Valentine's Day, romantic petals dance for you, colorful colors are gorgeous for you, fiery hearts beat for you, and silver rings shine for you. Dear, marry me, and I will give you a lifetime of happiness!

4. Have an affectionate dialogue and write it for you; There is a romantic confession from you; Have an inner straightforwardness and love you for a lifetime; There is a sincere confession that will accompany you all your life. Dear, Happy white day!

5, a green vine and two fruits, one really loves you and me; When the melon is ripe, you and I will never leave. Rose Valentine's Day, two happy messages, ringing the bell, corners of the mouth cocked. I wish you a good mood and love you every day.

6. Vagrancy that someone cares about is not called vagrancy, crying with someone is not called sadness, feelings that someone cherishes are called love, and happiness that someone shares is called happiness. I wish you happiness!

7. I love you, and I love you too. 1 gives birth to a 4. February 14, let's get stuck in boundless love together!

8. It is sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

9. I love you, but I dare not look for you. If I miss you, I can only hide you in my heart. A lonely snake bit my heart. I just hope you can snuggle up in my arms next Valentine's Day.

10, a flower and a grass, full of comfort, telling the sweetness of love; Bit by bit, crystal water drops, the source of friendship; One minute, the passage of time brings together the treasure of love; Throughout life, the dependence of the soul explains the true connection of love. Rose Valentine's Day, true love for your beloved!

1 1. On Valentine's Day, I'm going to draw a circle around me with the Monkey King's gold-banded cudgel, so that I can't miss you anyway!

12, you and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half, and I finally found you after all kinds of hardships!

13, my wish: to spend every Valentine's Day with you. My regret: no tears have been touched by other people's affectionate diaries, because I have been ordered by all your diaries. May you and I be happier and happier.

14, the first time I met you, it was the will of fate. Like you, it was the belonging of the soul. Falling in love with you, it was the beginning of happiness. I only wish you a lifetime and bless you. It was a little happiness. Happy Valentine's Day.

15, squeeze 3 cups of juice to send you: one cup is grape juice, which makes you sip romance; A cup of cucumber juice will make you healthy; One is orange juice with honey. May life be sweeter than bitterness!

16, happy as a song, I want to burn a beautiful moment with a kiss; Sadness is like a poem, I want to add the image of hope with a kiss; Love is like wine, I want to sprinkle happiness into the fleeting time with a kiss. Valentine's day kiss, love your kiss like a rose, make your smile bright.

17, spring, I don't love it. But I love Mao Mao rain; I don't love it in summer. But I love lotus; I don't love it in autumn. But I love fallen leaves; In winter, I don't love. But I love snowflakes; I don't love this world. But I love you.

18, people, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed-in note, a lovesickness, looking forward to each other wholeheartedly; A love, a lifelong love.

19. Maybe I like you wrong. I really changed a lot when I fell in love with you! Fool, I love you! Happy Valentine's Day!

20. Write a "bright" smile in the sun, and the seaside is full of passion. Amb Lee draws a picture of "innocence", writes "beauty is like jade" in the moonlight, and closes the diary for you to enjoy. May you sleep with my deep affection and dream with my love!

2 1, there is always such a person to cook and wash clothes for you, there is always such a person to shelter you from the wind and rain, there is always such a person to wait for you silently, and there is always such a person to understand and cherish you. Please say to that person: Happy Valentine's Day!

22, send you a rose, express your love for it, send you a big peach blossom, luck depends on it, send you a bowl of tofu, and make you laugh all day!

23. When we met, it was one in 1.3 billion; We know each other because our hearts are connected; We love each other, whether it is fate or separation or interdependence; We follow each other, so that happiness will always accompany this life without regret. Rose Valentine's Day, say I love you, let's hold hands and stay together for life. Happy days will always be like honeymoons!

24. The kiss in the first love is sweeter; Kissing in love is more exciting; Kissing is happier when you are in love and more considerate when you are together; At this time, passionate kissing adds a romance. Kissing is valentine's day. I love you deeply and give you a pure kiss.

25, Valentine's Day roses always bloom in the cold winter, not to compete with plum blossoms, nor to say hello to spring, but to warm your heart with my love in this cold winter.

26, Valentine's Day, send you exclusive thoughts, send you exclusive romance, send you exclusive happiness, send you exclusive happiness, send you exclusive angel, so that you will always be the only one and accompany you forever!

27, baby! I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. It feels so sweet that I have cavities.

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

29. Give you a thousand roses, ask you to love yourself, give you a thousand lucky stars, let good luck surround you, give you a thousand pistachios, let a good mood find you, and have a happy holiday!

30. I will never forget your kiss. Your kiss hurt me deeply. Your kiss left a mark on me, you hateful mosquito. Hehe, today is Valentine's Day. Wish you happiness and good luck.

3 1, time can't wash away the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

32. Accidental encounters are destined to hold hands for a lifetime, and the constant in the years is love. In heaven, let's be two birds flying together forever, and on earth, let's be two trees linked together forever. Let the rose send my blessing: May lovers love each other till they are old!

I didn't see you want to cry. When I miss you, my heart breaks. If you are angry, you will collapse. Honey, I just want to be with you at any time. I will send you red roses on Valentine's Day. I hope to snuggle up with you forever!

34. Before, I never thought I would spend Valentine's Day with you. In the future, I don't think I will spend Valentine's Day with anyone else, dear, I love you!

35. The tree of career is in full bloom, welcoming your girlfriend into the door. Parents are happy when they see it, and they are diligent in drinking and drinking. Send a silver ring to wear on your hand, hoping to get married as soon as possible. I wish you spread your wings in Qi Fei for a hundred years of harmony. Happy Silver Valentine's Day!

36. Send a notebook to record our love, write down romance in a round way, write down warmth in a funny way, write down feelings word by word, write down attachment in paragraphs, and bring a notebook for Valentine's Day on June 65438+ 10/4. I wish you happiness and long-term happiness.

If there is a magic lamp, I only need one wish, and that is to be with you forever. Dear, today is Valentine's Day for roses. May we just hold each other's hands and move on.

38. Even if a thousand people leave me, I can still recognize you easily, because 999 of them stepped on my body and you stepped on my heart.

39. You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

40. Thinking of you is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Spending every Valentine's Day with you is a great event in my life.

4 1, I+you = happy to each other. Whether you accept it or not, I really love you. You are my sunshine after the rain and the warm ocean in winter! Happy Valentine's Day!

42. Cut a spring breeze and blow away your beauty; Find a cool place to cover your fatigue; Hold a curved autumn moon and hang your feelings; Send a snowflake and write down your drunkenness. I fell into the dust just to see the beauty of your blooming for love. I love you. Happy Valentine's Day, Ross.

43. Dig a gentle soil, bury a sweet seed, pour a spoonful of considerate water, blow a caring wind, sprinkle a ray of missing light, plant a happy tree for you on Green Valentine's Day, and care for your sweet love.

44. Being busy is a real reason, but caring is an eternal theme. I often think of it, but I don't contact each time. I silently bless it, but I don't send it every time, but our friendship will last forever! Happy Valentine's Day!

45, grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish you miss the results! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke tea boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night!

46. Did you sneeze? That's me thinking about you; Do you have a fever in your ears? That's me thinking about you! Did you get the message? Old friend, I wish you a good mood like spring!

47, you appeared, it is love; The wind is tired and I want to sleep; The sunset is drunk and will set; Valentine's day is coming, I miss you; Do you miss me too?

48. When you are gloomy, I am a firefly, which brings you light; When you are depressed, I am a woodpecker, pecking your heart; When you are happy, I am a rose, blooming quietly in your heart. Kiss Valentine's Day, love you, and kiss you forever!

49. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is accompanied by you, which fools will understand.

50. Life is like a dream, and the years are like a river. Every journey is accompanied by never giving up and waiting quietly; Rose v. love, diary compassion, recording precious memories of youth one by one; Looking back suddenly, I can see that every word on the paper tells the truth and the truth. 65438+ 10/4 Happy Dear Diary Day.

5 1. Love is like a dress. If you wear it, you will become more beautiful. Today, let's put on this beautiful dress and go to our festival!

52. At this moment, let this short message embellish your sweet dreams and cover your side with my sincere blessing. May your life be colorful and happy all your life!

53. Send you a rose. True love is a dried flower, true feelings are flowers and leaves, true feelings are petals, and true feelings are stamens. On Valentine's Day, hold this flower and make a promise quietly. I am willing to hold your hand and grow old together. I love you all my life!

54. Acacia is like the wind. May the breeze send you to sleep; Care is like rain, may the drizzle wash away your fatigue; Love is like spring. May spring moisten your heart. Baby, today is Valentine's Day for Roses. I wish you happiness!

55, the copper pot fails to report, the day is about to dawn, and it is another good time of the year.

56, pay your love, without preservatives, but can keep fresh for ten thousand years, send your affection, without edible glue, can also be inseparable, green Valentine's Day is coming, it is a natural and pollution-free commitment to you, I would like to accompany you to grow old together. Happy Green Valentine's Day!

57. I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, there is only her in my heart! Really love you!

58. I filled my room with 98 flowers, so I carved my heart on the last flower. I prayed silently that people who read text messages would be happier than me.

59. I am in a daze because my heart was stolen by you; In this romantic festival, I just want to say I love you and wish you a happy program!

60. Reject purposeful love. True love cannot be explained by words. This is an emotional experience that makes insomnia people worry. How much laughter and tears are lingering, just for physical and mental dependence, hand in hand.

6 1, you are a faint ink landscape painting, without rich colors, but it can dilute people's mood, just like the fragrance of roses on Valentine's Day and the affection of chocolate.

62. The stars and the moon are right, because you left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you. Happy Valentine's Day!

63. Being single is the seed of early spring, full of hope; Single is the summer sun, full of enthusiasm; Being single is a fallen leaf in late autumn, free and easy; Being single is a snowflake in winter, romantic. Being single makes you happy on Valentine's Day!

64. When I miss you, do you miss me too? No matter how far apart we are, no matter how long the road ahead is, Valentine's Day just wants to say: falling in love with you is my greatest happiness in this life.

65. On this day last year, we were happy and sweet together. Today, I was alone in the street recalling our happiness and sweetness. Tears blurred my eyes. Can we still be together?

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

67. Don't regret missing it. What you miss, others have a chance to meet; If others miss it, you will have a chance. Everyone will miss it, everyone will miss it, and what really belongs to you will never be missed. Happy Black Valentine's Day!

68, Valentine's Day, both pairs; If you are still single, you are wrong; Act quickly and find someone to date; Sincerely profess, holding roses; A glass of red wine makes you happy and intoxicated; Get rid of bachelors and fly together; From now on, the two of them will be together!

69. I met you one day, and I knew it very well! Your smile is the language I recorded, your kindness is the focus of my attention, and your beautiful world is a classic I have treasured all my life! Diary day, I love you in my heart!

70. If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

7 1, I am afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the electricity! Let's date on Valentine's Day!

72, Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, night cold, Valentine's Day alone, Gu Ying from sorrow. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

73. Send you a cup of tea, with fragrant blessings as leaves, gentle exhortations as flowers, boiling enthusiasm as water, and tolerance as cups, to drink out your good mood of the day and your lifelong blessings!

74. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you. The ring is still in the safe. I can only send a blessing to chase you, hoping that we will never blow it.

75. Love letters are the typesetting of love. Every word and sentence has been carefully revised, and every expression has been copied. If the heart is still beating, it will be a love dictionary, published forever! Happy Valentine's Day!

76. Love is a kind of care. Wherever you go, your heart is tied to the tip of your hair. (Classic Quotations and Classic Sentences)

77. In fact, the sky is blue, and the clouds will always disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, from one shore to the other; In fact, the dream is very shallow and everything is natural; In fact, tears are also sweet. Wish you all the best!

202 1 Valentine's Day Talking about mood phrases Talking about the mood when Valentine's Day comes.

1. Valentine's Day special, the second cup is half price. No, I'm alone.

I hope that on Valentine's Day, there will be a power outage all over the country, which will make people who sing, drink and go to bars to watch movies angry, and then there will be a heavy snow, which will freeze people who go shopping hand in hand.

The sweet words of Valentine's Day lied to you, but the truth of April Fool's Day didn't impress you!

On Valentine's Day, my grandfather with Alzheimer's Harmo's disease disappeared. In the evening, the hospital called and said that an old man with this phone sewn on his clothes was standing in a ward and refused to leave. When I went to pick up my grandfather, my mother cried as soon as she entered the ward, where my grandmother died. Seeing the roses that my silly grandfather picked from nowhere, I suddenly thought of Valentine's Day a few years ago. I asked my grandfather why he didn't send roses to my grandmother. He said that silly old ladies don't deserve roses.

If anyone shows their love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take pictures. When you get married, the object is not that person, I will send you the photo in a red envelope!

6. Cross the street alone, spend Valentine's Day alone, eat a couple package, watch romantic movies alone, listen to love songs alone, cry alone, laugh alone, make fun alone and practice alone.

7. You didn't show up on Valentine's Day. From now on, my world has nothing to do with you.

8. Valentine's Day is spent alone. It doesn't matter. I am not disappointed. I'm used to it anyway.

9. It suddenly occurred to me that Valentine's Day is like Tomb-Sweeping Day, with flowers and vegetables, and a lot of deceptive words.

10. When I left you, congratulations, you have lost me.

1 1. Speaking of ghosts on Valentine's Day, Tomb-Sweeping Day speaks of ghosts.

12. Two men chase a woman, and the one with shallow feelings gives up first. Two women chasing a man, give up first with deep feelings.

13. Having you is not the best time, but you gave it the best time.

14. I pestered you and hit you, but you ignored me. Nobody loves you now, and nobody thinks of me. I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore.

15. More self-knowledge and less self-love.

16. Before I met you, I always thought it was good to be single. After I met you, I prayed that everything would be all right every day.

17. There is a name, even if you lie to me a hundred times, I will turn back. /Ming/Huang Li/

18. No matter how far you go, you will never leave my heart, just like the shadows of trees at dusk will never leave the roots.

19. Is there such a person, who has given up countless times, but still can't bear to part?

20. It is said that all the handsome people have started to receive Valentine's Day gifts. I looked in the mirror and decided to give up. But then I looked in the mirror. What if someone is blind?

2 1. Those who marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day.

22. Actually, if you love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day; If you love the wrong person, every day is Tomb-Sweeping Day.

23. On Valentine's Day, I will dress up neatly and eat melon seeds at home.

24. Actually, I am not afraid of Valentine's Day, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend Valentine's Day with others.

25. Valentine's Day is coming. Dogs will die if they eat chocolate

On Valentine's Day for three years in a row, she received a blessing message from the same strange number, with only five short words: Happy Valentine's Day. She never replied. On Valentine's Day of the fourth year, that message didn't appear. She hesitated for a long time and finally sent a message to that number: Happy Valentine's Day. I will get the answer soon. Thank you. Who's calling? (Love won't wait in the same place)

27. On Valentine's Day, spend a lover's robbery with yourself.

28. On Valentine's Day, she dialed his phone with trepidation. But the number you dialed is busy. She hung up and dialed again. After a dozen repetitions, I finally gave up. He is so charming that he must be very busy on Valentine's Day. She thought. Soon, his phone came and she answered it happily. He said, who are you calling? I've been calling.

29. Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.

30. Valentine's Day is in a few days! I'm so nervous. What should I do if I receive many gifts? My room is too small, I can't pile it up. If I eat too much chocolate, I will get fat. What should I do if I receive Apple plus? What should I do with my current mobile phone? What if someone sends money directly? I heard that money is willful. Oh, I'm so nervous! Don't even think about it! Although I am ugly, I want to be beautiful.

3 1. The most terrible thing about Valentine's Day is not being alone, but being alone when you have a lover.

32. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you still alone? Will I become a dog?

33. The person who really loves you, no matter you beat him, scold him, tell him to get out, or even break up, he will accompany you. Because he knows that you will cry alone without him.

When a drunk man calls you, his words may not be credible, but he definitely has you in his heart.

Don't take the man who loves you seriously. One day, another woman will thank you for not knowing his goodness.

36. Girls grow up loving someone, while boys grow up without someone.

Do you like me? I don't like it cheating on a puppy. Woof, woof, woof

38. It's not that I don't want to say goodbye to being single, and I don't want to be alone all the time. I just choose a quiet life, for that love, for the love of the person who has always been in my heart.

39. Valentine's Day is just to highlight how alien we are to the world.

40. Valentine's Day is coming, damn it, I'll chase you if someone likes me!