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Humorous words after receiving gifts

1. Classic sentences after receiving gifts 1. The gift still arrived as scheduled. Thank you.

You can send me something every time I want it. It's good to have you. 3, every holiday can receive your gift, which is a comfort in plain life.

4. The present you received today, today's happiness comes from you. No matter whether the gift you prepared is cheap or expensive, only when you are ready can you prove your intention.

6. Thank you for your surprise, for meeting me and for everything. 7. You said you were a limited edition, so I told you I was out of print.

I feel very happy because of you. 9. Every holiday, you will give me a gift. Thank you very much.

10, this gift is really a surprise, a surprise. 1 1. Thank you, dear. I am very happy today.

12. Have fun and get a gift. 13. With you, everything becomes meaningful.

14. The gifts you chose are all things I like. 15. I like the roses I received, and I prefer you who sent flowers.

16. In fact, happiness is very simple, and a gift is enough. 17. I got up early in the morning and received a gift from him, which was both pleasant surprise and touching.

2. What are some funny sentences that mean "I didn't receive a gift on Qixi"?

Selected tanabata humor talk 10 article

1. I had an accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

Oh! Dear, I tell you, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.

3. I fell in love with you at first sight, and I hugged you without saying anything. I came to see you at two ends in three days, and no one kissed you around. I married you in five days, and I won't part for 60 years!

It's almost Valentine's Day, and a rose seller stopped me on the way to work and asked, "Do handsome people buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, I just don't have a girlfriend. How many flowers does it take to get a new girlfriend? Nothing, not bad money! " Then the boss silently took the flowers back …

It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to lower my love and format my memories. Do you know my heart is crying?

6. Looking for an object: Jane Doe is elegant, gentle and beautiful, intelligent and kind, and will always stay in my heart. Anyone who knows his whereabouts please contact me as soon as possible and would like to give him a rose!

7. Waiting for the starry sky, looking forward to rain, counting the stars and making wishes. There are thousands of stars and rain in Qian Qian in the starry sky, and the stars and stars all hope to return to the present. I wish friends from afar peace and happiness, and know each other with a smile.