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It's hot every day in summer. Short and incisive.

1. I once threatened at a low temperature of zero that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.

The sun in July hangs in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seem to be melted by the sun and disappear without a trace.

Those ironware are like baked sweet potatoes in the summer sun, which makes people afraid to touch them.

The blazing fire umbrella is in the air, so hot that the fish in the river dare not surface and the birds dare not fly out of the mountains. Even the dogs in the village just stick out their tongues and gasp endlessly.

The buffalo hid in the pond for a long time, and its whole body was buried in the water, only one head was exposed to breathe.

6. The hot salted fish went to the heat of vaporization and exploded. It really evaporated! I lost weight!

7. A person is in a humble room, and mosquitoes are diligent in hot weather; There are trees and birds in front of the window, and the gloomy mood is gone.

8. It's not innocence that beats you! It's very hot! !

9. It was so hot that my soul ran away and held a cup of hot coffee side by side with the sun.

10. I'd rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

1 1. Oh, my God, you have to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!

12. The weather is sweltering as hell, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

13. The buffalo hid in the pond for a long time, and its whole body was buried in the water, only one head was exposed to breathe.

14. My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.

15. The weather is unbearably hot. In the shadow of cactus, it is Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

16. Summer is here. The object depends on the object. If there is no date, we will stay in the air-conditioned room.

17. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!

18. The willows in the street look sick, with dust hanging on their leaves and rolling around on the branches, and the branches are motionless. There is white light on the road, and the vendors dare not shout. The plexiglass signboard at the door of the store seems to have been sunburned.

19. In midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if afraid that the sun will burn their wings.

20. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

2 1. The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepping down.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

It's very hot, and I don't want to go out, so I'd better stay at home and do nothing.

24. It's too hot to wash your hair and go out for dinner.

25. The burning sun roasted the earth mercilessly, and the earth was scorched like a huge cage, which made people breathless.

26. It's hot today, and the sun shines wildly on the earth. Under the scorching sun, there are fewer pedestrians in the street, and cicadas in the trees are screaming desperately.

27. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

28. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

29. The sun is like a fireball of the boss. The light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.