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The story of the little mouse

In the first year of the Republic of China, there was a farmer named Wang in yutian county Village, Hebei Province. In this year, Wang Gang's wife, who had been married for one year, had dystocia. Several midwives came, but there was nothing they could do. Seeing that the lives of adults and children were in danger, suddenly, a foot-long rat emerged from under the heatable adobe sleeping platform. When the mouse saw many people in the room, he jumped into the pregnant woman's face in desperation. The pregnant woman shivered with fear and worked hard to give birth to her child. The child was born thin and small, with a lot of fine hairs on his body, like a big mouse. The child was safe and sound, but Wang's wife died of excessive blood loss a few days later. Shortly after the death of Wang's wife, there was a rumor in the village that Wang's son was reborn as a mouse. To make matters worse, this son is not a descendant of Wang at all, but his wife cheated on a mouse. The child had no milk to eat, so Wang gave the child to his mother to help raise it. The old lady nicknamed the child "Baby Mouse". When the old lady raised the baby mouse to the age of five, a serious illness took the life of the old man. At this time, Wang had married a new wife, and the new wife gave birth to her two young sons. When the poor baby mouse came back to his father, he had become a "little bastard" that his father did not love and his mother did not love. Because the baby mouse is thin and small, and because of the rumors at birth, the children in the village don't play with him and always bully him. Gradually, the baby mouse becomes silent and often doesn't say a word for several days. Baby mouse likes to play alone where no one is around. When the baby mouse was seven years old, it suffered from famine, and the crops in the field failed, so every family had to tighten their bellies to live. For some time, Wang found that the grain at home seemed to have been stolen, and there were always some scattered grains around the wheat vat. On this day, I followed the wheat sown by the king to the ruined temple at the head of the village. Wang looked at the broken window and didn't make him angry. It turned out that the baby mouse was taking out wheat from his pocket and feeding it to seven or eight big mice. Wang picked up a brick from the corner and threw it at the mice. The mice ran around in horror at once. Wang rushed into the ruined temple and shouted at the frightened mouse baby's two big mouths. The king scolded, "You little devil! The family can hardly eat any more, and you steal food to feed the mice. I think you may be a real mouse. Go away and don't let me see you again. " After beating and cursing, Wang angrily turned and left. Unexpectedly, the baby mouse didn't come home for two days in a row. Wang had to go to his relatives and friends' house again to look for it. As a result, no one has seen the baby mouse. Since then, the baby mouse has disappeared. Second, in a blink of an eye, it was 22 years of the Republic of China. This year, an informer appeared in Jinan. This informer is too powerful. Jewelry stores, jewelry stores, officials, rich people, there is nothing he does not steal, and the police can't find clues to solve the case. The police chief was very angry about this and ordered a notice to be posted, offering a large sum of money to the person who provided the informer's clue. The police in the whole city are out, vowing to find the snitch even if he hides in the mouse hole. On this day, a thin old man in his 60s came to the police station. The thin old man claimed to be an artist playing monkey tricks. The lean old man told the police that 15 years ago, when he went to the village as an artist, he once saved a hungry boy on the roadside. The little boy claimed that his parents were dead, but he was later accepted as an apprentice by the thin old man. What the thin old man didn't expect was that the little boy was stunted. He can communicate with mice, which are as clever as kittens and puppies in front of little boys. The thin old man had a brainwave. He was going to let the little boy train mice. Monkey jugglers are common, but few people have seen mice. The little boy really didn't let the thin old man down. He trained rats to step on wooden balls, jump into fire rings and drill bottles. In those years, the little boy relied on this unique skill of playing with mice to make the thin old man make money. When the little boy was fifteen years old, the thin old man found that the boy began to learn badly, smoking, drinking and playing cards, and even learned to visit the kiln at an early age. But all these expenses need money! The thin old man looked at the boy quietly for a few days and couldn't help being surprised. It turns out that the child is secretly training mice to steal money. The thin old man said, "Artists live by craft, and stealing money is dirty work." I beat him up in a rage, and I didn't want him to leave without saying goodbye overnight, and I haven't heard from him since. "The police were surprised to hear that. He asked, "You mean the Snitch may be your apprentice?" The thin old man said, "The place where the Snitch enters is heavily guarded. I think only rats can steal gold and jewels without leaving a trace. "The child doesn't have a big name. His nickname is Baby Mouse." As the thin old man said, this whistleblower who made a lot of noise in Jinan was the poor child who ran away from home that year-Baby Mouse! At this time, the baby mouse is lying in the bed of Chunxing, the elder sister of Yichun kiln, flirting with Chunxing and joking. Besides, this spring apricot, because she is thin and sharp-tongued, few guests will like her. Because there are no guests, Chunxing is often beaten and scolded by the pimp of Yichun Hospital. In Yichun Hospital, spring rises earliest, does the most, and eats the worst. The kiln sisters in Yichun Hospital often treat Chunxing as a maid to drink. On this day, Chunxing was a little hot because of the shower gel sent to a red card kiln sister. Sister Red Card Kiln was overbearing, scolded Chunxing and slapped Chunxing in the face. As it happens, all this was seen by the informer who went to Yichun Hospital for fun. Baby mouse, dressed in a suit and tie and greasy, didn't say a word at that time. He called the procuress, opened his mouth and asked, "How much does it cost for the hottest girl here to sleep?" Seeing that this man has some connections, the procuress dare not underestimate him. She smiled and said, "Two dollars a night. Of course, if she is willing to serve you, you can also give her a few small money at will. " With a straight face, Baby Mouse took out ten dollars from his pocket and slapped it on the table. She said, "Go and shout out all the hottest sisters. What is superfluous is the reward given by the uncle! " The procuress is a big customer at first sight, and her mouth is full of joy. The procuress quickly called her red flowers and green leaves for the mouse baby to choose at will. Unexpectedly, the baby mouse cocked his head and said, "I still want you to pay for these crooked melons." Is there anything better? If not, give me my money back and I'll leave. "The procuress was in a hurry. I didn't want the baby mouse to suddenly point to Chunxing, who was bending his head to wipe the table, and shouted at the procuress," You really don't have long eyes. You wasted such a good girl. Let her stay with me tonight. "Say that finish, Mouse Eva grabbed Chunxing's hand and pulled it into the room. Look at that pimp and those Yaojie, all tongue-tied. From then on, even if the baby mouse fell in love with Chunxing, he would come to Yichun Hospital every once in a while to pay homage to Chunxing, and he was very generous every time. The procuress couldn't help laughing. What an asshole who secretly loves mung beans! Chunxing is even more grateful to the baby mouse. Every time she is obedient to the baby mouse, she stretches her hair. On this day, after the baby mouse had a relationship with Chunxing, Chunxing leaned on the baby mouse's shoulder and tentatively said, "If you really like me, you might as well help me redeem myself. I will be your wife and wash your clothes and cook for you every day. " Baby Mouse smiled and said, "It's not that I don't like you. There are too many friends in my family, and I am afraid that you can't tolerate it. " Chunxing quickly said, "How can it be! I am not an unreasonable woman, and I will naturally entertain your friends. " That night, the baby mouse gave the money to the procuress and brought Chunxing home. As soon as this spring apricot entered the door of baby mouse's house, she made out with baby mouse in her arms. Chunxing took off his clothes and got into the bed of baby mouse. Suddenly, Chunxing screamed and jumped out of bed. In the light, a dozen big rats with shiny fur lie on the baby mouse's bed. Baby Mouse smiled and said to Chunxing, "These are my friends. They treat me better than my parents. "Specific ChunXing later is how to accept the mouse friends of the mouse baby, will not be described in detail. The next day, the baby mouse brought enough ocean and went to Yichun Hospital to redeem Chunxing. Never thought, Baby Mouse was about to leave Yichun Hospital with Chunxing, and suddenly broke into a group of policemen armed with live ammunition from the outside. Without saying anything, the policeman stepped forward and knocked the baby mouse to the ground. It turned out that the police began to visit every brothel and kiln when they learned that the baby mouse had a hobby of visiting the kiln. When the pimp of Yichun Hospital told the police about this unusual customer, the police waited near Yichun Hospital with the thin old man. When the thin old man confirmed that the person who gave Chunxing money for redemption was a baby mouse, all the police swarmed and arrested the baby mouse. Baby mouse is happy, too. When he arrived at the police station, he told all the things he had done without waiting for the police to torture him. The policeman stared and asked, "What about the gold, silver and jewels you stole? Baby mouse winked and said, "I sold them all." "I ate all the money I sold, drank it, went whoring, gambled and smoked. I'm thinking about stealing more these days. " The police gave Baby Mouse a good scolding and put him in prison. Sleeping until midnight, the baby mouse habitually touches the mouse sleeping next to it every day. This touch, I actually touched it. Baby mouse suddenly woke up. He's in a cell. Why did his mouse come? Eva, the mouse, opened her eyes and saw his dozen big mice snuggling up to him one by one. Baby Mouse looked at the guard sleeping on the table. Under the command of the baby mouse, the mice bit off the key hanging on the guard's waist. Baby Mouse quietly opened the iron gate, ran to the dressing room, stole a police uniform and put it on, and swaggered out of the police station. Chunxing, who had been waiting in the corner, rushed forward, and the two men fled Jinan overnight with a dozen big rats. Ten days later, Chuwa and Chunxing were already sitting in Tianjin Wei's restaurant eating Goubuli steamed stuffed bun. With the help of mice that can steal things, Mouse Baby and Chunxing live a good life. I don't know why, in a blink of an eye, two people lived in Tianjinwei for two or three years, and Chunxing never got pregnant. The baby mouse is also a little unhappy about this, and gradually starts eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, and Chunxing can't help it. On this day, the baby mouse went out and didn't return all night. At first, Chunxing thought that the baby mouse was in a bad mood and went out to gamble and drink. I don't want to. Baby mouse didn't come into the house for three days in a row, and the spring interest panicked. Chunxing took the mouse all over the street to find the whereabouts of the baby mouse, but the baby mouse disappeared like it was evaporated. Let's talk about the baby mouse again. He was really bored that night and went to the casino to gamble. However, he was too unlucky to win all night. In the middle of the night, Baby Mouse lost all his fur coats to the gambling table. The mouse baby with no money staggered out of the casino, and suddenly several big men appeared on the side of the road. Without saying a word, those people tied up the mouse baby and stuffed it into a cloak carriage next to them. At first, Baby Mouse thought that the police had seen through her identity. Unexpectedly, the big men who kidnapped the baby rat were all Tianjin Wei's "cannon fodder gang". What does this "cannon fodder gang" do? In the past two years, the Japanese army invaded and the country was in danger. The troops of the national army are recruiting everywhere. Some rich children don't want to be recruited to the front, so they will pay someone to replace them. What this "cannon fodder gang" is doing is kidnapping young people in the street. They used kidnapped young men instead of rich children to go to the front to fight and fight with bayonets. In this way, the baby mouse became a soldier in a muddle. On the day when he first joined the army, the baby mouse thought about running away. Unexpectedly, on the first day of recruit training, the officer patted the pistol on his waist and lectured: "Every man is responsible for the national disaster. From now on, anyone who dares to run away from the battle will be shot on the spot. " Then the first mate made another brave speech, and the baby mouse was moved. Yes, it's too enterprising for a person to defend his country and live secretly all day. After a month's training, the baby mouse put on the military uniform, sat in the car, took the gun and went to the battlefield. Although the baby mouse is a thief, it is unambiguous to fight. In addition to aiming, shooting and bayonet-fighting, the mouse baby has used all the skills she has learned from mice for so many years on the battlefield. What can a mouse do? Rats only steal when no one is looking. When people came, it ran away. If it can't escape, it will cheat death. The same is true of baby rats in war. He hid in the trench and shot at the Japanese soldiers desperately. As soon as he tried to fight for a bayonet, he deliberately jogged a few steps, pretended to be shot to the ground when no one was looking, and then looked for an opportunity to shoot the Japanese soldiers. Not to mention that. He never changed his mind. He stole a pistol and a watch from the dead Japanese soldiers, and even put the "Assault One" condom distributed by Japanese soldiers during World War II for fear of getting sexually transmitted diseases into his pocket. In this way, after several wars, Baby Mouse was not injured at all. Instead, he was promoted to monitor by the fire line because he fought bravely and captured a lot of trophies. What annoys Mouse Wa is that although she killed many Japanese soldiers, the troops of the national army still lost again and again. Baby mouse ran around with the army and actually returned to Jinan. At this time, the Jinan government is already in chaos, and refugees fleeing for their lives are pouring out of the city. Before the Japanese soldiers arrived, the chief ordered the soldiers to build fortifications and let them rest in batches to relieve the pressure before the war. Baby Mouse took several brothers and wanted to find a pub for a drink. However, they turned a few blocks, and none of the pubs were open. A big man played the role of a soldier of fortune and smashed the door of a pub with the butt of a gun. The shopkeeper said cautiously, "I'm sorry, sir, but our shop is closed today." The big man scolded, "Shit, we won't know whether we are dead or alive in a few days. I will fight Japanese devils for you. Can't I have a few drinks with you? " The shopkeeper is also a man who knows the big picture. He quickly bowed and said, "Please come to the army. I will bring all the good wine and food to the army. I don't want money, please help me kill more kids. " Several people were drinking and guessing boxing when a beggar woman in rags came in from the door. The shopkeeper was afraid that the beggar girl would affect their mood, so he took out a cake and sent the woman away. Seeing that this woman looks familiar, Mouse Baby asks the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper said, "This woman came here two months ago to beg for food. Now that the war is raging, it is not easy to get something to eat. But this woman is strange. She took some big mice with her. She doesn't eat rice herself, but she has to feed the mice first ... "As soon as the owner's voice fell, Mrs. Mouse Wa jumped out of the pub. At the corner not far from the pub, the beggar woman really opened an iron cage in her hand and threw the cake she just wanted into the cage. Baby mouse approached the beggar girl step by step and whispered, "Spring apricot!" " "The beggar woman trembled and suddenly looked up. This woman is Chunxing. Spring apricot and baby mouse look at each other, and tears can't help pouring down. It turned out that Chunxing couldn't find a baby mouse in Tianjinwei, and he couldn't direct the training of mice. He ran out of money and begged all the way back to Jinan. Baby mouse pulled up the spring interest and returned to the pub. Mouse Baby introduced Chunxing to her brothers and briefly described Chunxing's trip to Jinan to beg for herself. The brothers can't help crying when they think that their loved ones at home are still alive and dead. Because the war is about to start, Baby Mouse has no time to talk to Chunxing too much. After dinner, the baby mouse took out a few oceans from her body and patted them on the table. He called the shopkeeper and said, "This woman is my wife. I'm going to the front to fight the devils. I'll entrust her to you. If the Japanese don't go to Jinan, you can take care of her. If they come, please take her with you. "Mouse baby's brothers saw it and gave them the money. Mouse Baby said goodbye to Chunxing with tears and left with her brothers and never looked back. In the winter of 26 years of the Republic of China, Jinan Prefecture was occupied by the Japanese army. Miss Chunxing, the baby mouse is rushing to the pub in the flustered crowd. The pub owner has fled for his life, and the baby mouse is lucky to walk into the pub. Unexpectedly, Chunxing actually wiped the table in the shop. Seeing the baby mouse, Chunxing smiled, but could not help but shed tears. Chunxing said, "I know you will definitely come back for me, so I will stay and wait for you." Baby Mouse hugged Chunxing and said, "Come with me, Lao Zhao of our cooking class was killed by a Japanese plane." I'll tell the company commander to let you cook for the brothers. "Chunxing nodded and said," I will do anything as long as I can be by your side. " In this way, the baby mouse came to the army with Chunxing. Chunxing is also an ingenious woman. Besides cooking for her brothers, she also helps them with some needlework. In his spare time, Mouse Baby lets his mouse out of the cage and performs some small programs for his brothers. When the two brothers saw those clever, obedient and well-trained mice, they were amazed and cheered again and again. On this day, the baby mouse squatted on the ground to tease his big mouse. The squadron leader ran to call him, and the squadron leader said to the baby mouse, "monitor, the group seat will let you pass right away!" " "Hearing this, the baby mouse becomes bigger. The biggest officer he usually sees is the battalion commander. How did the group know that he was such a small monitor? Baby mouse hurriedly patted the soil on his body and followed the messenger straight to the regimental headquarters. In this group's office, besides the people in the group, there is a middle-aged man wearing the rank of Major General. After the baby mouse entered the regiment office, he was busy saluting the regiment and the major general. The regiment is in awe of this seemingly kind major general. Major General asked Baby Mouse, "What's your name?" Baby Mouse blushed and said, "I don't have a big name, but my nickname is Baby Mouse." The major general smiled after hearing this. Major General asked again, "I heard that you can train mice, but is this true?" Thinking that he was caught stealing with a mouse by the police station many years ago, the mouse baby dared not answer. The regiment was in a hurry and scolded, "What a fucking soldier. Your son is going to be lucky, tell the truth. " It turns out that this major general is called Dai. He is the nephew of Dai Li, director of the Military Bureau of the Kuomintang, and also the director of the Military Bureau responsible for collecting Japanese intelligence. Director Dai heard that there was such a strange man in the army who could train mice, so he wanted to collect Japanese intelligence by training mice. After learning the reason, the baby mouse was ecstatic, thinking that the mouse he trained could also serve the country and make contributions to killing the enemy. Baby mouse nodded in agreement. Later, the baby mouse rushed back to the company in a group car, brought his baby mouse and performed live for Director Dai. After watching the mice's performance, Director Dai applauded excitedly. Director Dai decided on the spot, immediately reported to Shangfeng, promoted Mouse Baby as the captain's staff, and was responsible for training spy mice for the Military Bureau. Director Dai said with a smile: "When you are a captain, you can't always call yourself a mouse baby. You have to give yourself a name, or you will be laughed at by your subordinates. " Baby Mouse blushed, thought for a moment and said, "My wife's name is Chunxing, so I'll call her Chunxing. In this way, my wife and I will never be separated again. " Director Dai smiled again and said, "I have never heard of mice. Why not just call it Shu? " Since then, the baby mouse has his own name Shu Xingchun. Mouse Baby flew to Nanjing with Director Dai and Chunxing. Director Dai has prepared a big yard for the baby mouse, and the perimeter of the yard is heavily guarded. Baby Mouse and Chunxing live in this big yard and are responsible for training spy mice every day. Training spy rats is easier said than done. Eva the mouse used fake jewels as props to train the mouse to steal. Whenever the mouse finds his hidden jewels, Eva the mouse rewards them with delicious food. The methods used to train rats to perform tricks are similar to those used to obey their own orders. But this mouse can't read and write words and can't understand Japanese. How could he steal Japanese intelligence? For more than two months in a row, the work of training spy rats by baby rats has not achieved much effect. Finally, director Dai came up with an idea. Director Dai bought more than a dozen miniature tape recorders for American spies. As long as the tape recorder is disguised, tied to the stomach of mice, and then put these mice into the headquarters of the Japanese army, you can get relevant information by eavesdropping and analyzing Japanese conversations. A few days later, the first trained spy rats went out. 5. During the Anti-Japanese War, how many spy rats were trained by the baby rats, and how many Japanese military intelligence these spy rats brought back, because they were all military secrets of that year, it was impossible to verify them one by one. However, Shu Xingchun, the official of the mouse baby, is really getting bigger and bigger. On the eve of liberation, Baby Rat was already the colonel and deputy director of the Third Intelligence Division of the Kuomintang Central Bureau. 1949, Baby Rat fled to Taiwan Province Province with his wife Chun Xing and the defeated Kuomintang army. Four years later, because of the exclusion of Kuomintang officials, Chuwa took Chunxing to settle in Los Angeles. Chunxing runs a small teahouse in Chinatown, Los Angeles. Baby Mouse never asks about the teahouse. He keeps a group of mice in the backyard and lives a leisurely life with them every day. Chunxing has never been able to give birth to a son and a half for the baby mouse. When Baby Mouse was 48 years old, the couple adopted a little boy from the orphanage, even if they had an heir. During his stay in America, Baby Mouse has been asking for information about his biological father and family. It is said that when the Japanese invaded China, his father and family went out to flee, and we never heard from him again. Since baby mouse left home at the age of seven, she has never seen her father again, which has become her lifelong regret.