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Single funny message quotations. Are urban men and women; My heart is still far away, and I am a single young man. Enthusiasm is the characteristic, chic freedom is the characteristic, maverick is the characteristic, and being alone is only a specialty! I wish you a happy Singles Day!

2. Stupidity is my specialty, and stupidity is my ideal. When stupidity and stupidity are intertwined, it is the most beautiful paradise in my dream! Don't laugh at me, I'm so infatuated, and I'll love you silly and stupid until I get old!

3. As beautiful as a flower, it seems that the years have passed, and you can go back to the past, but you can't go back to the beginning.

4. If the incense burned for one year can meet you, the incense burned for three years can get to know you, and the incense burned for ten years can cherish you, I am willing to change my mind for the happiness of my next life

5. If the person you love leaves, it is not because you don't deserve it, but to tell you that you deserve better.

6. If being single is wealth, I am willing to go bankrupt completely for you; If loneliness is a good move, I would like to fall into Sun Shan for you; If a couple is a prison, I'd like to sit through it for you. On Singles' Day, I would like to "strip naked" for you.

7. The greatest pain of human beings is that the soul has no belonging, whether you know it or not, whether you admit it or not.

8. people are really tired when they are alive! You have to queue up when you get on the bus. Unrequited love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you are very tired at work. You can't rob yet. You have to pay taxes when you earn money, and even you have to pay for sending a text message to the pig. Happy Singles Day!

9. The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

1. Please polish your hair, bring spring to your face, eat all the food, drink all the wine, spend all the money, throw away all your troubles, and be a naked bachelor! I wish the brighter and happier Singles Day!

11. Can't I sing Happy Break-up without company on Valentine's Day?

12. Don't show your love in front of me on Valentine's Day, or I will sing Happy Parting in front of you.

13. Listen to the person you like and say that the person you like will know what kind of suffering it is.

14. Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because those who win the quarrel are single.

15. In fact, you live for yourself, and not many people can keep you in mind.

16. In the dark night, you can still see the back of your turn.

17. Chinese Valentine's Day is here, and the best you can do is to be cuckolded.

18. My friends always laugh at me. I have money, a house and a car, but I just don't have a wife. I'm unhappy on Singles' Day, and my sad days are so lonely. Send me a message to bless me, just as you pity me! Wish me a happy singles day!

19. We bachelors are carefree. We don't have to worry about being cuckolded by others all day, but we can also cuckold others all day and let them be turtles. What a joy!

2. All women share the same enemy and the same man, that is, the one who is not interested in himself. Singles are interested in all single women, so it seems that even if we are alone, we are very popular! Singles' Day * * *!

21. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

22. Do you know that there is someone who always misses you and misses you? Your smiling eyes, like starlight, adorn my heart curtain and shine every night.

23. You will never miss the person who is destined to accompany you for life, and the person you miss will never accompany you for life.

24. You and I have a good relationship. The gossip tells you that Singles' Day is still 1 days away. Singles should hurry to find their partners and go on blind dates, and their relatives and friends will also help. If it is not decided by that day, harassing calls will continue.

25. You are a bachelor. Who are you afraid of? One person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. One person is chic and happy. Today is November 11th. Happy Singles Day! Find someone who knows the cold and the hot early, and the world for two people is also wonderful!

26. Do you want a dog at home? The single kind!

27. Your personality is sunny, your mind is bright, you have a good eye for things, your troubles are all polished, your bad luck is all shining, and your fatigue is all gone. Today is Singles' Day. May you add another light, that is: take off your clothes as soon as possible! Happy Singles Day!

28. You didn't choose to be single, you just chose the love you want.

29. Men always like clean women, but they always get dirty.

3. The kind of girl who at first glance thinks, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such girls are usually single dog.

31. Pick up your mobile phone, wave your fingers, touch each keyboard, input every word and sentence, synthesize all kinds of blessings, click SMS to send, ring your mobile phone and send my wishes: Happy Singles Day!

32. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I think someone will say to me with roses in their hands: Excuse me, please.

33. Bees lead butterflies to fly, turtles are willing to carry snails, tigers chase cats all over the ground, frogs and toads hold them in piles … animals will grow angry: no intermarriage is allowed unless they are of the same kind! Answer: Singles' Day is over, I can't care so much. Let's take off our clothes first!

34. I endure 12 Valentine's Days every year; I also endure the wife's day on the 27th of every month. There is also a Chinese Valentine's Day, and I have endured it; I can't resist six sticks on Singles' Day this year: my friend, I really should take off my clothes.

35. Every time at this time in the evening, my heart is always empty, and I feel as if I have been abandoned and forgotten by many people. I am overwhelmed by deep loneliness and I don't know what to do.

36. No one sets off firecrackers, no one wears new clothes, lonely eyes, when to hold hands. Before such a day, I only have you, a single compatriot who is connected with the same disease. I wish our little singles day a happy one!

37. It's Valentine's Day soon. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I sell dog food.

38. If two people are together every day, it is better to be apart. Distance makes beauty.

39. Li Bai said: so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, bachelors should be in pairs. Su Shi said: willow cotton blowing on the branches is rare, and bachelors should also look for grass. Meng Haoran said: I don't know when I'm hibernating, but bachelors are noisy everywhere. I said: Singles Day is coming, I wish you all the best!

4. Wife, always afraid of cheating; The plane is always afraid of crashing; Life is always a ghost; Career, always tripping; Being a chic bachelor is really beautiful! Singles' Day is here. Have fun!

41. Chopsticks with fried dough sticks, a pair of bachelors attack the other pair, leaving four bare bachelors, slowly feeding them into their mouths and eating them all, leaving just a pair. I wish all bachelors a happy holiday, and no more Singles' Day after today!

42. Longing for the truth is more urgent than others; Pursuit of perfection, more persistent than others; Sometimes lonely, but very quiet; Sometimes I am afraid, but I am more determined. Who will understand the sincerity of a bachelor? Be a happy bachelor, Happy Singles Day!

43. Seeing that you have been a bachelor for so many years, I wonder, it must be because many people have a crush on you, because no one has confessed to you until now. It's Singles' Day again, so relax and take off the "single" sooner or later.

44. The giant Singles' Day is just around the corner, and bachelors are not distressed. Let's continue to adhere to the ideological line that I am single and I am happy, take the principle that one person is full and the whole family is not hungry, adhere to liberalism, and take my place as my master, and cherish this short single time. I wish all the singles in the world a happy holiday!

45. Urgent reminder, new mobile phone virus transmission mode: it is spread by mobile phone bachelor greeting. For health, after receiving the blessing, be sure to soak the mobile phone in disinfectant before using it!

46. Today is your festival. I'd like to send you a special gift: 4 fried dough sticks and 1 steamed stuffed bun! Four fried dough sticks are four 1s, and steamed stuffed bun is the middle point-11. 11! Happy Singles Day!

47. Today is Singles' Day, which is celebrated by the whole world and rejoiced all over the world. You are out of the organization and are in deep water. Do you still remember being a single friend?

48. Today is January 4th, and it will be Little Singles' Day in a week. In order to achieve the goal of "naked", male and female singles can sign a "naked" agreement and establish a strategic partnership for love. Time limit: for life!

49. Today's Singles' Day, I wish all the bachelors in the world a bright face when they go out, a sparkling image, colorful life, enjoying the scenery of life, good luck every day, troubles swept away, and the days will always be glamorous!

5. There is no gift for Valentine's Day this year, but only for boyfriends.

51. Nowadays, men and women love to get married late, and it is a matter of bringing up bachelors. Four sticks get together every day, which is full of spirit.

52. Teach you one of the most effective ways to get rid of single dog, and be my wife.

53. If you have a plane tree at home, don't worry about the phoenix coming. Do not miss your career and love, as soon as possible!

54. since I can't get it, goodbye, goodbye to all my past.

55. I'm single without a match. I digest food in the streets and alleys. When I see a beautiful woman, I have no soul, so I want to make an appointment with her. Who knows, the beautiful woman quite understands and asks me if I have a light with a smile.

56. A lie has a better name after packaging.

57. For a long time, today we finally found that we have the same thing, that is, one person is full and the whole family is not hungry. They are all bachelors, appreciate each other. Happy Little Singles' Day and get rid of the bachelor group as soon as possible.

58. What a good opportunity! Only once a year! You can't miss it when you pass by! Why hasn't anyone come to pick me after all the publicity here? )

59. What news hurts me more than that you belong to someone else? No.

6. Money will do if the stick is not in the light. Women are not left, and beauty is spiritual. Alice is single and still happy. Valentine's day is not wasted, but Singles Day is annoying. Laugh and have friends, and have friends and relatives. Bachelor Cloud: Why not be beautiful? Happy Singles Day!

61. There are both good and bad bachelors, depending on the individual's love. Lovers insist on sincerity and don't like to fall in love as soon as possible. As time goes by, beauty and white hair become faster. I wish you to get rid of your bachelor as soon as possible and enter the besieged city to be served by women. Happy Singles Day.

62. A new understanding of singles. On Singles' Day, you were still a young bachelor. After Singles' Day, you have squeezed into the ranks of middle-aged senior bachelors; If you don't bid farewell to singles, be careful to become an old bachelor who is ignored by no one on Singles Day!

63. bachelors are happy, and when one person is full, the whole family is not hungry.

64. Singles live a sweet life and don't need to calculate pocket money; Bachelor is really carefree, carefree and unattended; A bachelor has a bright future and develops on the road of love; Singles are popular, and friends are full of blessings. Happy Singles' Day!

65. Being single and tired, lonely and unloved; It is difficult to be single, and no one asks if you are hungry or cold. A bachelor is bitter, and he wants happiness even in his dreams. Singles' Day is coming, please help me introduce someone to fulfill my dream of getting rid of the bill as soon as possible. Happy Singles' Day!

66. The bachelor is bitter. He is twenty-five, and his clothes are torn and no one can mend them.

67. Singles suffer, but there is no blessing on Singles' Day; The bachelor is sweet, and there is no need to calculate the private money; Singles are happy, and sleeping at night is not afraid of crowding; Singles, on January 11th, I wish you a happy Singles' Day.

68. The blessing of Singles' Day is short: a holiday has passed with one click of a finger, and a year has passed without one click of a finger, so I wish you a happy Singles' Day! It's not bad money anyway, ho.

69. Singles' Day is coming again. No matter who is single, non-single or planning to be single, after receiving this message, you must implement the "Three Lights" policy to polish your worries, kill all your worries and burn all your loneliness!

7. Singles' Day is coming, the temperature has dropped, and the weather is cold. Singles, don't forget to wear two cotton-padded jackets. When you meet a beautiful girl who is pale with cold, offer your love and smile. Maybe you will be a couple next Singles' Day.

71. Singles' Day trick: first, dress smartly; second, be bold and not calcium-deficient; third, be thick-faced; fourth, look down on failure; fifth, take the opportunity to be a rogue; sixth, roam the beauty zone; seventh, blink wildly to show love!

72. Send flowers on Singles' Day. I sincerely hope that the clubbers will wear them. A "flower" is born everywhere; Second, send forever "flowers" like years; Three gifts add "flowers" to the future. Finally, I hope that the stick friends will "spend" the candle in the bridal chamber as soon as possible.

73. The day before Singles Day, my girlfriend and I got a marriage certificate. I finally got rid of the bachelor family on Singles Day, alas! This is the result of my efforts. Single friends! What are you waiting for? Sister Lin won't fall from the sky. Come on!

74. It's Singles' Day. First of all, I wish you a happy Singles' Day, and I sincerely invite you to take a one-day trip to the luxury suite. A pair of bracelets and two lovers will be given away for free, and there will be a shuttle bus. For details, please call 11 for free consultation.

75. When Singles Day comes, blessings will be sent: if you are single and have no company, it's all right to get together with some friends, without love and friendship; If you have a partner, make an appointment. Singles Day is a Valentine's Day, and the lingering feelings are even stronger.

76. Singles' Day is coming. I wish you to polish your troubles, drive your sorrows away, wipe your pains away, forget your sorrows and your bad luck away, and then take the opportunity to go out for a stroll and get back to being full of spring. Happy Singles' Day!

77. Singles' Day is Singles' Day. Don't press me with this. I am proud to be single.

78. Singles Day taboo "one", both words and deeds should be double. You need two short messages, one for sending and one for hiding; Eat two bowls, eat one bowl and watch one bowl; Two cups of tea, one for you and one for me. Both are lucky, and the bachelor is happy.

79. Dinner on Singles' Day-Let's eat: Four fried dough sticks are the four "1s" of "11.11", and steamed buns represent the point in the middle. This is the declaration of singles and the mascot of Singles' Day.

8. On Singles' Day, I will tell my heart, and my tears will flow from my heart. Life has been a long time, and there is still no bosom friend. Parents and relatives urged busy, how can you forget the troubles in your heart? I hope I can get rid of the "light" as soon as possible and be a happy bride. Singles' Day is coming, I wish you realize your wish, in pairs!

Humorous sentences for singles

1. All income is paid by yourself.