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A classic swear word.
2. The dragon is innocent. The dragon is sorry for the people and the party.
3, you are a fauvism!
4. You are so fucking postmodern.
5. Your appearance is out of proportion.
6. You are so beautiful that I want to faint.
Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.
8. In order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars.
Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
10, Nu Wa must have run out of mud when she made a baby, and made some with excrement!
1 1. I took your photo as a desktop on a whim and actually got a computer virus.
12, since you got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.
13, I'm not looking down on you, I'm just too lazy to talk to you.
14, you look so pale, don't come out. Is it intentional? Is it necessary for everyone to vomit before you feel at ease?
15, I will never say that I know you, or the whole world will know that I can't speak human language.
16, look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!
17, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.
18, the longer you are in contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!
19 brother, it's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to come out and scare people.
20. Damn, you are so easily recognized.
2 1, I envy you, having such a successful father at such a young age.
22. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
23. Actually, you are not a coward, you are his predecessor.
24. Everyone says you are beautiful, but in fact you all wear makeup.
25. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?
26. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.
27. Because you look like an ugly city, traffic accidents are increasing day by day, from 1% to 100%, and the average number of people with poor appetite is the highest in the world.
28. It is estimated that your IQ has been fed to the dog. On behalf of Tianjin steamed stuffed bun, I thank you for your support.
29. I clearly remember that the customs prohibited animals from entering the country. How did you sneak in?
30. You are really creative and have the courage to live!
3 1, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.
32. Long adventure. Very creative.
If I want to have a child, I must let you teach him, and I must teach him history. Look at your face. China remembered it for five thousand years!
34. I think you are completely unreliable. Winning the World Cup in China is almost as outrageous as you.
35. Some things are shit. Why does he always say that he is the same color as gold?
You look like a car accident.
It's ridiculous not to measure yourself when you can fly and shake a tree.
38. It's too wasteful. Why don't you go to Yikang Hospital to do it?
39. Do you think you are a sunflower, and you can't live without sunshine?
40. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!
4 1, it needs to be rebuilt.
42, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, walking on the road, suddenly looking back, looking around, countless aunts.
43. Let's not be ashamed, shall we? I really feel inferior for you.
44. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.
45. You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament and mind of a pig.
46. You eat well. Only pigs can compete with you.
47. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!
48. You are really ugly, but ugliness is special, that is, especially ugly!
You must be the product of the combination of your father's ugliest sperm and your mother's ugliest egg.
You are still alive, which is simply the first miracle in the world. This must be hard for you. You are so thick-skinned, the city walls feel inferior when they see you.
5 1, what do you think you have? You are a loser, do you understand?
52. The long flying sand is great.
53. Did you eat too much penicillin when you were young? I had better give you a bottle of sodium hydroxide to protect your skin.
54. As soon as I saw you, I knew that Xifeng had company. Your international face is universal, and it really matches.
55. Your IQ is as thin as oxygen in the Himalayas.
56. You were born when your mother went for a walk in the zoo.
57. Judging from your appearance, you just came to this world from eighteen layers of hell.
58. The international face is universal.
59. Don't give up, never leave this life; If you don't like it, die.
60. Your appearance has broken through human imagination.
6 1, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.
62. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light
You can laugh, but remember to turn your head when you laugh. I just finished eating and left room.
64. You haven't fully evolved. It's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.
65. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and when I turned around, I was a gangster!
If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
67. You should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in prison at once!
68. Seeing you is like seeing small vegetables that are about to go out in the market, a handful of 50 cents.
69. If my life were a movie, you would be a pop-up advertisement.
70. An idiot can be your teacher, and even a mentally retarded person can teach you to speak.
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