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Beating around the bush to scold her mother-in-law is very incisive in classical Chinese.

Beat around the bush and scold her mother-in-law

First, there are six people out of ten who hate you.

Second, how are you?

Third, the numbers are visible.

Fourth, let bygones be bygones,

What happened today is outrageous.

Six, rotten wood can't be carved, and the wall of dirt can't be broken!

Seven, swear sentences in classical Chinese

Eight, obedient can not be taught, rotten wood can not be carved.

Nine, you are a mouse, and you are extremely poor.

10. Can Swallows know the ambition of swans?

Eleven, anger, nap, not only me,

12. What's the point?

Thirteen, the situation has not been absent, but also wrong.

14. What can you do?

Fifteen, vertical, insufficient, and scheming!

Sixteen, mother, mother's sincerity.

Seventeen hours. It won't get better when you get older.

18. Confucius said: The initiator has no future?

Nineteen, if I hadn't stayed and fucked you,

Twenty, today I said close your eyes and take a nap.

Twenty-one, not less than two or three sentences at the top.

22, inhuman, you don't benefit much!

Twenty-three, the old fairy is a thief.

Twenty-four, only villains and women are difficult to raise.

Twenty-five, there is no cure for brain-disabled people.

26. If you are really capable,

Why are more than half of the students lying on the chopping board?

Twenty-eight, which makes me very angry.

Twenty-nine, everyone who laughs has lost his teeth: the dog hole is wide open.

Thirty, your mother is locked!

Swearing words in classical Chinese

One. This is heartless, heartless, your body is very light! ?

Two. Before I knew Wang, I didn't see the disease of skin covering.

Three. Your mother gave birth to this piece of junk for rape and contraception.

Four. Who has been looking straight at you for so many years? I'm convinced.

Five. When you were born, you were abandoned three times and taken in twice?

Six. I really want to stand on a size 37 shoe and face your size 42 face.

Seven. You are a caring, charming and diligent person, and the younger one always serves the people with new ear fish.

Eight. Old people are science fiction, and old people are the best!

Nine. Dude, why don't you lower the resolution of your face?

With Tenuto, your appearance broke people's thinking.

Eleven. When your mother gave birth to the baby, it was not raised in the womb.

Twelve. Don't tell me I'm a neat freak.

Thirteen. I can't stand shit and urine, and neither can you.

I can't even buckle you when I hit the wall.

Fifteen. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart from each other.

Sixteen years old. There is a big plate on these two lips.

Seventeen. Wen ruyi is rich, and Erlang God is the main person.

Eighteen. You cheat, but you split, not your ball is cold.

Nine times out of ten. People will say, my mother. What can you do to your father? .

Twenty. People scold you for pretending to be thirteen, but you can return. Well, you're only thirteen.

Twenty one. People scold you, my son said, I fire you! .

Your mother has 22 in her belt, and others ask, big sister, you monkey count the money to buy it.

See if your grandmother doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't.

The twenty-four swordsmen will always be swordsmen, and they are in danger. You are also valuable.

Please take a reunion trip.

Twenty-six cure, keep the change, I'm not a doctor.

Your inner face is longer than your pelvis.

Twenty-eight people are happy and drink urine candy.

Twenty-nine years ago, the public was proud of each other. Now, why not? .

Thirty. I jumped on the dog and wagged my tail, knowing why you did the same.