Humorous sentences to evaluate the rise in oil prices

Humorous sentences to evaluate the rise in oil prices are:

I suddenly decided to lose weight. Why else would my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.

I said the oil price was too high, and you said Sweden was higher. I said Swedish roads are free, and you said Japan charges. I said that wages in Japan are high, and you said that Russia is not high. I said that Russia has universal health insurance, and you said that India has no health insurance. I said India didn't tear it down, and you said Iraq was bombed. I said that Iraq has freedom, and you said that North Korea is worse. I said North Korea has low-rent housing, and you said Afghanistan still lives in caves. I said that you are over 60 years old, so why can't you learn better?

People of all ethnic groups in China welcomed the rise in oil prices and said that there was no pressure on the rise in oil prices and the impact was not great. I heard that the oil price has risen again for no reason, and the people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other and applauded. International news: American oil workers went on strike in a large area. According to the news released by the Associated Press, the reason for the strike is suspected to be that the oil price is too low and the scene is very chaotic. Strikes are widespread, and it is estimated that 98% of Americans live in dire straits.

Hey! Oil prices have gone up, and cremation is popular among the rich. If someone dies at home and is not cremated with gasoline, they are embarrassed to say hello when they go out!

We finally achieved Chairman Mao's grand goal of catching up with the beauty of the Premier League. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.