What are some humorous sentences that describe being hot?

0 1 1, all cooked pork belly, almost brought salt to myself.

2、 ? Stay where you are. -That's not a curse.

It took an hour to make up and opened the door without makeup.

I was scalded by tap water.

5. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

6. I hope there is Jam Hsiao in my city every day.

7. Steamed steamed buns in the house; Teppanyaki outside!

8. I was just a handful of cumin before the barbecue.

9. A man fell and his face was badly burned.

10, the table is too hot. Mahjong burnt as soon as it was laid!

1 1, want to fly to the sky and shoulder to shoulder with the sun!

12, a man died. What's his name? Is it hot? . Interesting sentences

13, Empress Dowager: I think it's better to change the flat peach banquet into a water-splashing festival, so that everyone can cool off.

14, Yue Lao: Now everyone who is looking for an object is interested in seeing constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.

15, Jade Emperor: Heaven has mastered the core technology and will soon install a giant central air conditioner in Lingxiao Hall.

16, I was also an infatuated seed, and as a result, the sun was too big, too hot and too crazy, and it died alive.

17, I am crying in every pore.

18. If I had to choose a way to die now, I would freeze to death.

19, summer is hard. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

20, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, go home and become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt.

2 1. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

22. The practice dropped all over the floor and immediately evaporated.

23, don't wrestle when you go out, it is easy to burn.

24, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been set and actually burned!

25, all became cooked pork belly, and almost brought salt to myself.

26. I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

27, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, go home and become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep!

28. We will die of heat in summer!

I slept in the refrigerator last night and burned out the next day.

30、? Stay where you are. -That's not a curse.

3 1, oh, my god, you have to let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!