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Tell me about the recent bad humor.

1, the soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it is a little sticky.

I am the master of youth, and my money is unreliable.

3, no money, no right, no move. How sad I am to watch you frown.

I haven't had enough breakfast, and I don't know where to find dinner.

Many people can even sell their souls for money. Think about it. It's so sad. Why can't my soul sell money?

6. I am not poor, but a price-sensitive consumer.

7. Growing up, my best and most effective magic was to make money disappear.

8, fish and bear's paw can not have both, poor and single can!

I owe my friend ten dollars, and it will take me a month to pay it back.

10, money makes the mare go, but you can't move without money. That is the reality. People are not as poor as ghosts, tea is not as light as water, and so is the world.

1 1. No one in this society can respect your money. If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there.

12, Rolls-Royce with money, working hard without money.

13. At present, I don't think my money can change me because I have to change too much.

14. My mother told me that the maximum face value of RMB is 10 yuan, and anything over 10 yuan is counterfeit.

15, salary is like a period: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so.

16, the so-called holiday, the family hates it, has no money to go out, and has extra leisure every day.

17. I never care whether they have money when I make friends, but they are all richer than me.

18, since everything can be paid by WeChat and Alipay, I have never picked up any money again, suddenly remembering that I have never picked up any money before! I cried with a "wow"!

19. Those who have money are brushing Taobao, while those who have no money are brushing Weibo.