I'm happy to be funny all day.

One day, in the classroom, Xiaoming put the bowl next to Xiaojie: Try my rice … Xiaojie scooped up a big spoon and fed it to his mouth. Xiao Ming added: Are you old?

I usually read books because I am curious, and I read books before exams because I want to survive.

Don't call me immature. When I am mature, I will naturally fall from the tree.

Someone who secretly loves me? If you secretly love me, don't be shy. Say your love!

Please be old, and don't hold me with inferior thread in the future, it will break from time to time.

What can be shouted out is the truth, and what can always be recognized is the fat man.

Do you think I'm ugly? If I were the most beautiful person in the world, I wouldn't like you.

No matter what kind of disaster you will have in the future, in grandma's eyes, you will always be a hungry little yellow dog.

There are two me in the world, one is intermittent efforts, and the other is continuous degeneration and indulgence.

You see, when the child grows up, it's really the wrong head, face, neck and neck. You are a freak!

Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't forgive just looking at others, let alone making mistakes.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

Some people say that 99% of things in the world can be solved with money, but what they don't say is that the rest 1% is needed.

I used to think that people who rely on relationships must be very incompetent. After contact, I found that people are better than you.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

Tell me whether you like me or not. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

* * is a profound knowledge, not everyone can try it casually, so you'd better not try it in vain.

My mother often tells me: when looking for a partner, don't just look at other people's looks, but look at your own. Others are not blind and really poke your heart.

The hurdle of life is the valley of bad luck; Cross over, there are new levels waiting for you.

They are used to criticizing you behind your back because they have no capital to face you. You are the winner, don't be afraid.

Holding a courier is like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but you often find that your child looks like Lao Wang next door.

I just made a risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, my two dollars will be wasted.

Girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of grey donkeys.

When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, husband and wife often think about what trouble they got in their last life.

There are often some photos in Korean dramas. The hostess's head leaned against the bus glass, which looked very nice, so I was also shy on the bus and almost became a concussion.

Working overtime, forgetting to eat and sleep, sometimes may be a sign of inefficiency and low working ability.

Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.

You can restrain yourself from looking for him, but he can't reply to you when he looks for you.

You can't go back and make the same mistake again. You must look ahead and make new mistakes.

Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let children lose at the starting line, they don't know that some people are born at the finish line.

If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

Washing vegetables is more effective than quickly; Bargaining said that it would be cheaper and more effective to look at it; It is more effective to say you want to go than not to.

In the past, the mail was slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

The three tragedies of dinner: the person who wants to invite didn't come, the person who came has nothing to do with you, and you are the only sober person when you check out.

I felt special when I was a child.

Don't think that just because you have Ximen Qing's face, you can pursue your sister. She is not Pan Jinlian.

I didn't know until I was so old that there were so many phobias when shopping, wasn't it because you were poor?

Don't talk about meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age, and I can surf at any time and lie down at any time.

You are my sleeping pill, but it will fail occasionally, giving me a headache.

Don't blame me for my capriciousness and bad temper. I don't protect myself in this world.

Sister doesn't collect junk. Now that she's gone, don't come back.

Do not judge me. What you see is exactly what I chose to show you.

Online is also for you, and stealth is also for you. I'm afraid I can't find it online. Invisibility will hinder my eyes.

The elevator is clearly standing, why do you always say that you are taking the elevator?

What to eat? Sliced squid and cuttlefish. Give me some mermaid fragments.

I don't know the spring sleep, the blade master runs around; At night, the sword rang and a tower was stolen.

Years passed, but plain paper lost its hometown, its glory was exhausted, and the city became fireworks.

Take shit seriously if you don't fall hard.

Apple loves crazy five, eggplant potatoes potatoes.

If you live and suffer, you don't have to look at others' faces.

The so-called melodramatic, obviously in anger, but make a look through the world, always saying that their hearts are cold.

To tell the truth, I didn't help the teacher during the exam. They really thought they taught me.

Everyone is sexy when they are young, and they don't want to wear underwear.

There are always more than 30 days a month when I don't want to go to school.

Staying up late should be changed to staying up late, and going to work should be changed to staying up late.

Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually faking it. Ask her to open the courier and try it. No need to cut it.

All the good feelings in the world add up to no noble action.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when your mother-in-law holds a parent-teacher conference, you can only call her aunt.

You looked back and smiled that year, and I still have a hangover.

Time can really change a person, for example, you were ugly before, and now you are ugly.

Modern sadness has flooded, remember to be good to yourself.

Why do I often cry? Because my mother is so sleepy.

The left side looks like an idiot, the right side looks like a fool, the top looks like a pig, and the bottom looks like a donkey.

Seeing my parents shivering in the car, I couldn't help but burst into tears. I bowed deeply to them in the car and my head was caught by the door.

If you have a dream, you must stick to it. The alarm clock went off. You should turn it off and go back to sleep.

Don't think that your girlfriend is idolized, and an idolized one can have a crush on you.

What is the generation gap? Is to put on new clothes and walk around in front of my mother and say, mom, are there any models? Mom looked at me and said, yes, in the pot, help yourself.

I don't think I'm going to school now, but I'm going to school. I'm simple and rude, I don't have a set

When I woke up, it was dark.

Many people suggest that I can rely on my face to eat. If I don't think so, I will eat down-to-earth, otherwise I will be embarrassed!

On my birthday, my boyfriend knitted me a grass ring and said, you and I will be together forever. I was moved to tears. How can we find a poor man?

You left without worrying about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

Some things can't be done, so let's leave them till tomorrow. If you are lucky, you won't have to do it when you die tomorrow.

Quarrel with others today, lying in bed at night, thinking about what can make the other person say silence. Oh, what a pity. Today's quarrel is really exciting.

You should take good care of yourself. Remember to drink on time. If you feel uncomfortable, you should smoke more. You should stay up late every day. Remember to eat more snacks. Don't eat breakfast often. If it is cold, you should wear sandals and socks. If you have nothing to do, play with your mobile phone more. Remember to turn off the lights when reading. If you can't sleep, you should take more sleeping pills. I like watching you swallow the cup. Remember to use boiled water when taking a bath. If you are bored, you should burn your hair. Sadness means * *. I believe everything will be fine!

My date is very good, and it is also very good for me, and it is very good for horses, rabbits and dogs.

The tragedy of being single is that a person accidentally gets into his eyes after eating hot and sour powder, but he is afraid to go away to wash it. He is afraid that the waiter will close the door and can only eat it with tears in his eyes.

It is said that women are lewd. In fact, there are only five kinds of lascivious women: golden pink iPhone, white BMW, mink and colored RMB!

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