Talking about Chinese Valentine's Day

1. The Chinese Valentine's Day is here. I'll give you a flower to show that I miss you. I'll give you two flowers to show that I miss you. I'll send you flowers all over the mountains and fields: Run away quickly, Bumblebee. was attracted. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

2. When I have the power, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou-6 be your special plane, the China Grand Theater be your singing room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. That’s fun! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

3. You pull, you pull, you are the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie. Except for a body of flesh, you have nothing else with you. No one will bury you when you die. Happy Valentine's Day!

4. Valentine’s Day wish: be a koala and lie down on a big eucalyptus tree and sleep soundly. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus tree. Amen! ! I will stick to you, love you, and need you all my life! ! !

5. Men and women should be equal, of course, except those who are married. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

6. A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said: "I love you." The little girl said: "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy Said: "Of course! We are no longer one or two years old!"

7. In previous years, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met on the Magpie Bridge on Chinese Valentine's Day. This morning, the magpies came to Tianhe to queue up. After waiting for a long time, they still didn't see Brother Niu and Seven Sisters. Bage ran out of breath and came to inform everyone that the speed of science and technology has doubled, and there is no longer a need to meet at Magpie Bridge. At this time, the two of them were chatting intoxicatedly on the computer.

8. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if you have a lover, continue to be sweet. If you don't have a lover, don't be discouraged. If you have a goal, work harder. If you have no goal, continue to search. I want a romantic candlelight dinner and a real reunion under the moon. Yuelao sends you a message in a low-key manner, keeping it confidential!

9. As the saying goes: Trains are not pushed, happiness is not blown; on Chinese Valentine's Day, I want to say to you: It is right to have you, and my heart will be drunk.

10. Dear, help me, my brain terminal was infected by the lovesickness virus, the emotional sector was formatted, and all files were renamed "I love you.exe"