A funny copy of a circle of friends

1. I say to myself every night: I will die if I stay up late. It turns out that I am really not afraid of death.

I never use cosmetics. The secret of staying young is to lie about your age.

Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later. After careful consideration, I did it at noon.

Mom said you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.

I have many advantages, but the only disadvantage is my lack of balance.

6. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and wipes my ass too carefully.

7. The princess was awakened by the prince's kiss, and I was either hungry or suffocated by urine.

8. My family also has mines, door frames, window frames and glasses frames. Do you want to consider being with me?

9. Collect a few closed disciples online. I will teach you to close the door for men, and I will teach you to close the door for women.

10. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, love will have no good end.

1 1. People say that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, beauty is companionship, and ugliness is entanglement.

12. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will be scolded if you win, and beaten if you lose.

13. It's also a selfie. When someone reaches out, it's Cartier, and when I reach out, it's an anti-mosquito bracelet.

14. There is nothing valuable at home, only I can do it.

15. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to exceed 100 million assets overnight? Why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

16. Although I am always indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

17. Come to me when you have no money. I'll tell you a steamed bun. How to eat for two days?

18. Don't trust a woman's chicken soup. They can say anything to take a selfie.

19. It's hard to drink eight glasses of water every day, but if you drink eight cups of milk tea, just say: it's my treat.

20. Hello, I am a little sheep. I had my hair cut today, so I can't sleep.

2 1. I'll tell you a story about the bait hides the hook, hahahahahahaha.

22. I am a mature person. I don't eat in a fit of pique, so I always eat after a full meal.

23. Young man, having no money now is nothing, and there will be many days when you have no money in the future.

24. What is courage? Is knowing that eating will make you fat, but you have to face difficulties.

25. If there is no way to make me thin, then make my friend fat!

26. I am not abandoned by this society, but this society has no time to talk to me at all!

27. It turns out that I am the legendary tennis messenger who has nothing to eat and do nothing.

28. If having money is also a mistake, I would rather make more mistakes and repeat the same mistakes.

29. Don't ask me how poor I am now. I have an echo when I talk to my wallet now.

30. I work so hard to gain weight because I want to occupy more land in your hearts.

3 1. Whether two people can stay together for a long time is very important, but for me, three meals are more important.

32. An impulsive person like me should give a good beating and be careful and calm.

33. Isn't it good to find a fat girlfriend? For the same money, you chose the biggest one.

34. What do you mean you won't resign? It's probably 10,000 times a day.

35. When I saw myself in weighing scale, I was embarrassed to say that it was my mother's sweet little cotton-padded jacket. That's just a military coat!

36. My mother asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I'm blowing in the wind.