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Thirty years old. Inventory of Tanya's classic quotations and classic sentences

1. Can you talk it over with your mother and ask her not to come by herself while we are away? When she comes, she will return to the house and cook. No one can afford to have a snail mother-in-law.

2. When my dad said that he would name me Gu Jia, he never thought that I would be a full-time mother. I didn't live up to his expectations, and I did everything well.

3. Pay attention to your work, and your salary will rise quickly.

4. Be sure to go back to your parents' house. Go home as soon as I'm on a business trip, and take the cat back tomorrow. I told you earlier that you can't keep it.

5. We both have fun when we play separately. Why can't we spend an hour together, even in other people's homes?