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Conquered by classmates. The novel is Ma Ma Lv Mei Conquered by Xiao Gang, a classmate.

Introduction: In fact, I learned a lot during this period. I'm not a child anymore. They actually call it a middle-aged crisis, thinking that a dull life means no feelings, but it is this state of life that is the happiest and most desirable.

Later, my classmate's mother, Aunt Lu, also apologized to me.

She said they just have a good impression, that's all, and I discussed it with my classmates. Don't tell my mom about it, tell his dad, it's good for everyone. In this way, we saved our parents' middle-aged crisis together, and everyone was happy. I hope to see my parents as happy as guests.

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Dad replied: You don't know how I feel! In fact, it can be seen from this message that Aunt Lu occupied her father, but they had no actual relationship, because I asked my mother later, and she said that her father was fine and went home on time at night! After telling my classmates about it, he said that he was very sorry for me, but he said that his mother definitely didn't mean it.

Actually, I am a little angry, but I really don't want to see our family split step by step like this. Later, he and I thought of a way, and we must not let this situation continue. We called our parents out separately. I told my father a lot that day, and I also said that in my heart, he is a great image and I really want to see him and his mother.

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The Great Nirvana of Rebirth is a novel with the theme of youth and crossing, which first appeared at the starting point. The writer is a roasted sturgeon fort in Orleans.

Su Can: The protagonist of this book unexpectedly returned to his senior high school entrance examination for three days while walking on the street in his hometown. With a keen sense of the future, he successfully changed his life, founded Shushan Stationery Factory and Big Pineapple Media Company, and co-founded facebook with Zuckerberg during the exchange at Exeter College in the United States in senior three.

Tang Wu: The heroine of this book is a junior high school classmate in Su Can. She is gentle, virtuous and considerate. Due to the unfortunate experience of later generations, Su Can was determined to change his destiny. Later, she met Su Can and got to know each other. She went out with Su Can despite her mother's opposition. Finally, she made a positive result.

Lin: The heroine in this article is cheerful and optimistic. After Su Can was born again, she met Su Can's best friend and fell in love with the hero unconsciously. Later, she waited quietly, because Su Can always loved Tang Wu. Until she got married, she finally woke up and took the forest belt away at the wedding.

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Boring people always do boring things. The whole university has been doing boring things for three years, so I am a boring person. Now is the era that all undergraduates have mastered. We junior college students who can't learn well are boring people. There was no class last semester in junior year, so there was no concept of time. At half past four in the afternoon, I was still lying in bed. I played Warcraft in the Internet cafe all night yesterday. I went off the line at eight in the morning and went back to school to sleep until now. I don't remember the date of the month, but I know there are activities in the guild tonight. Repeat the same thing every day-stay up late, eat and sleep.

I sat up slowly, leaned feebly against the wall and lit a cigarette bored. I just took a sip and heard something in the lower bunk. Sure enough, a thick yellow hand reached over and patted my bed bar. Then a casual voice came: "I said have fun, don't invite me if you have a cigarette." Not enough buddy. " I tilted my head and saw him sitting up, so I threw one down and said, "I thought you were still thundering." I can't bear to call you. " He lit a cigarette, took a drag and said, "You spit fog on it, and I'm the only one who thundered below." I don't want to do such hard work, but I am very comfortable with you. " I smiled and said, "You still work hard for snoring. I can tell you this smoking.

Don't forget to adopt it.

I exchanged my random novels with my classmates.

Drink less water, be watched, don't jump, don't post in the school forum, write two pages of copybooks first, and get that classmate done early, by the way, he will be your future target.

I and the first chapter debauchery and beauty

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The corner gate of Jiyue Hall is close at hand.

As long as we enter Ji Yue Temple, we will succeed tonight.

However, at this moment, a severe reprimand came from nowhere: "Stop it!" " "

I admit that at this moment, I feel frozen by ice and snow, my limbs are numb and my whole body is stiff.

When I turned around, I saw two black shadows coming towards us on the road ahead.

Chapter 19

the first paragraph

Although it was a dark night, it was surrounded by white clothes. In the vast snow, the two figures dressed in dark clothes were even more abrupt and scary.

My eyes are black, my feet are weak, and even my soul seems to have left my body. At this moment, my brain is blank.

Only one heart beats like a drum in my chest, reminding me that I am still alive.

In the dead silence, Dong Cen's helpless gibberish came: "Empress, what should I do?"

Almost subconsciously, I woke up from my dream and took a deep breath.

The cool air poured into my body on a snowy night and calmed me down.

This is a life-and-death moment. If I panic, do nothing, and be seen through, not only myself, but also Dong Cen and Dong Hui will die.

Tonight, they braved the snow and fear and took such a big risk, all for me.

At this time, I am also the only object they rely on and rely on.

I stared at the blurred figure of my face in the snow fog and encouraged myself: What are you afraid of? I have arrived at the door of Yue Ji store, not under that begonia tree, and I caught it red-handed!

the second part

The snow is deep and the road is slippery. Although the two men are in a hurry, they can't walk too fast. Seen from a distance, they are still a few feet away from us.

During this time, I stood still and recovered my usual calm. I whispered to Dong Cen and Dong Hui, "Don't panic, there is a palace!" "

In my heart, I have been thinking about it anxiously. What wording can explain the strange behavior of traveling in the snow in the middle of the night

As the two men got closer, it could already be seen that they were two men dressed as guards.

I heard Dong Cen exclaim softly: "Gu's adult? When did he come back? "

While speaking, people have come to the front.

Headed by a tall young man, although wearing a black robe, I can see from the sword in his hand that he is by no means an ordinary bodyguard.

He seemed surprised when he saw me. After a while, he knelt down and saluted: "It turned out to be the humble minister of Queen Wan Fei, to salute the Queen!"

I nodded slightly and said slowly, "Mr. Gu is welcome!"

The man seemed to be taken aback again and looked at me and Dong Cendonghui. Then he asked doubtfully, "It's past midnight on a snowy night. Is it urgent for Queen Wan to go out at this time? "

the third part

Dong Cen and Dong Hui held me around, and when they heard his question, they couldn't help but pinch my arm.

I looked sad, looked down for a moment, and then whispered, "My sister died of leprosy and set herself on fire. Tomorrow is the centenary of her death. In the middle of the night, I dreamed that my sister was on fire and shouted for help. After waking up, I felt uneasy and couldn't sleep, so I wanted to go to Zi 'antang to recite scriptures and burn incense for my sister, hoping that she would turn over as soon as possible.

Who knows, I haven't gone far yet, and the snow is heavy. I accidentally fell down and had to turn back. Alas, let's wait until dawn! "

The man stared at me. After a while, he first smiled faintly, and then showed a sympathetic look: "It's really touching that the empress and her sister are brothers. However, the empress still has to take care of her health and feel sorry for your loss! "

I was a little relieved to see that he seemed convinced and didn't mean to pursue it.

Pretend not to look up, at this moment, the snow is getting tighter and tighter.

We have to stall him for a while, waiting for the snow to cover our footprints just now, so that he won't see that I lied.

So he said gently in a concerned tone, "When did Mr. Gu come back? It is really hard to patrol the palace in the middle of the night! "

He smiled and explained, "I just returned to Beijing from the border, and I went to the palace late at night because I had something urgent to tell the emperor."

I understood in an instant that he had heard nothing, and he had come here on purpose. It should have come in from Antaimen in the south, and I happened to pass by here and saw the three of us.

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After I was no longer in danger, I greeted him easily: "At this time, I am afraid that the palace door has long been locked!"

He glanced at me and answered slowly, "How can I enter the palace at any time?" The queen forgot? "

My heart suddenly tightened and a burst of irritability hit me.

Really, if you talk too much, you will lose!

It seems that this adult Gu plays an important role in the palace. His sister and he should be familiar with each other before.

I can only bite the bullet and smile: "I am also very confused. I haven't seen you for many days, and I have forgotten the privilege of this adult! " "

After chatting casually, I glanced at the ground and saw that the footprints we had just come had been filled with heavy snow. Even the two people in front of me were covered with a thick layer of snow, so I said, "Then I won't delay Gu's adult, so hurry to see the emperor!" "

He saluted me again and said respectfully, "It's late at night, let's go home early and rest!" "

With that, he took his entourage, turned around, bypassed the road in front of Yue Ji Temple and walked away.

I let out a long sigh when I saw that they didn't take the path next to the begonia tree.

Section 5

Watching them leave in a hurry, I wondered to myself what happened, which made this man brave the snow and enter the palace late at night to tell the emperor.

A north wind, wrapped in snowflakes, will jump up and scrape the whole cheek, like being whipped by a small whip. Dongcen tugged at my skirt and whispered, "Empress, go home quickly. Look at you, you are almost a snowman! "

When I came to my senses, I felt that I just responded, as if I had exhausted all my strength.

So, I dragged my limp legs and walked slowly to the Yue Ji store.

It was such a thrilling night that I went back to the warm bedroom and put on a dry and comfortable pajamas, which made me feel reborn after the robbery.

Dong Cen touched his chest and whispered, "I'm scared to death. It happened that I met Lord Gu Fan again. He is with the emperor, amazing, thanks to the empress! "

Dong Hui also looked at me adoringly: "The empress is really witty. The handmaiden has just calculated that the centenary of Miss Er is really tomorrow!"

I smiled and said, "How dare I lie about such an obvious thing? It was also God who saved us. You two should go to bed quickly. At dawn, we will go to Zi 'an Temple to burn incense and chant Buddhist scriptures. "

Section 6

My voice did not fall, but I saw Dong Cen's legs suddenly limp and fall on my bed, looking like he was in a daze and wanted to cry.

Dong Hui touched her: "Well, it's all right. The queen has passed away. Why are you crying now? "

Dong Cen's shoulder slightly stirred up: "handmaiden is not crying, handmaiden is afraid of jumping into the grave and touching the bones of the dead, afraid of death." Handmaiden dare not go to sleep, will definitely have nightmares. "

I paused, pulled Dongcen up and said sadly, "You girl, look at your posture just now. I thought you were so brave that you jumped in without saying anything! "

Dong Hui sighed: "The Empress doesn't know. Don't look at her ups and downs In fact, she has little courage. At night, she has to call the handmaiden to accompany her! "

Dong Cen scoffed: "The handmaiden doesn't pretend to be bold, so you can't let the empress jump down and look for it. I was wearing a string at that time, but I was not afraid. Now that I think about it, I still can't help but be numb. "

I have mixed feelings in my heart. Since I entered the palace, I have thanked Dong Cen and Dong Hui for thinking of me everywhere and sharing my worries. If they knew I was just pretending to be my sister, would they feel cheated?

I picked up a handkerchief to wipe Dong Cen's tears. I sincerely said, "I remember your kindness. I will definitely find you a good husband's family, prepare a generous dowry, and marry you off with dignity. If you are afraid, let's sleep on the floor next to my bed with Dong Hui. It's almost dawn! "

Dongcen was relieved and smiled through tears: "handmaiden doesn't want to marry, handmaiden should always stay with the empress!" " "

I suddenly thought of something and quickly asked Dong Cen, "Have you released what I asked you to put in? I was so nervous just now that I forgot to remind you! "

Dong Cen nodded again and again: "Empress, don't worry, I haven't forgotten. I always put it in with me. Still the same place! "

Section 7

I nodded, took out the Yu Pei I brought back and put it in my hand.

Dong Hui leaned in and examined it carefully with me. She said in a positive tone, "That's it. Handmaiden remember very clearly. It was given by the emperor. No wonder I never found it. The queen used it to frame the queen. It's really hateful! "

I was completely at ease and didn't speak. I rolled Yu Pei on a layer of dust and threw it under the bed.

It snowed until noon on the third day. The night after the snow stopped, I was going to sleep when the emperor suddenly came.

I keenly feel that the emperor looks a little gloomy and depressed.

I got up in a hurry, twisted my handkerchief and handed it to him to wipe my face. I observed it and said, "The night before yesterday, I was going to Zi 'an Temple to burn incense for my sister, and I happened to meet Lord Gu entering the palace late at night."

These two days, I have learned from Dong Cendonghui. That Gu Fan, the deputy commander of the imperial army, can be called the emperor's confidant.

Not long after I entered the palace, the emperor sent him to the southwest border to inspect, and I haven't seen him.

It is expected that Gu Fan might have told him about me after seeing the emperor that night, so he took the initiative to mention it, lest the emperor get suspicious.

The emperor turned a deaf ear and didn't speak. He just looked at me silently with a complicated expression.

Suddenly, he murmured a very hurtful sentence: "Why did you lie to me?"

I was scared out of my wits, but I asked with a smile, "Your Majesty, who are you talking about?"

He gnashed his teeth: "The woman around me, the woman I once loved, who hasn't lied to me?" What about you? Did you lie to me, too? "

Section 8

My heart is like a rabbit trapped in a trap, jumping around. I don't know if the emperor has a glimpse of the truth, or why there are such questions.

But then I thought, if he knew I was pretending to be my sister, would I still be safe in Yue Ji Temple?

He calmed down, looked him straight in the eye and said softly, "Since the emperor asked, I will tell you what I think. As the saying goes, company is like a tiger. Women in the palace sometimes lie to the emperor for fear and survival.

However, this kind of deception falls into three categories. One is purely for status and interests. It is clear that evil is rewarded with evil, but it is necessary to act gentle and virtuous in front of the emperor; First, it does not harm people, only for self-protection, for fear of making the emperor angry and having to cheat; The last category is just a white lie to please the emperor.

As far as male and female servants are concerned, as long as they are not in the first category, the emperor can turn a blind eye. Speaking of which, who in this world has nothing to hide? "

He stared at me: "What about you? What kind are you? "

Section 9

I tried to stay calm and said with a gentle smile, "I promise the emperor, it will never be the first one!" " "

"That is to say, you will cheat me to save yourself?"

I nodded sincerely: "Yes, both male and female servants want to live well. In this world, there are too many things worthy of love and nostalgia by male and female servants. For example, on the first night after the snow, accompany the emperor and chat as you like! "

He still stared at me, but his sharp eyes gradually softened. A moment later, he sighed in a low voice: "I hope this sentence is from the heart, not a white lie, to please me!" " "

I shook my head: "Of course not, male and female servants like to be with the emperor!" " "

This sentence didn't go against my will. I don't know when it started. I'm really looking forward to meeting him.

But I still keep a clear head. I secretly speculate that I don't know where the emperor's mood came from tonight. Could it have something to do with Gu Fan driving late at night?

Who the hell lied to him? Look at his sad and angry look, he is a person he trusts very much!

Section 10

Just thinking about it, he suddenly pulled me into his arms and murmured, "I listen to you, and I won't pursue it again." You are right. Even I have worries and lied to many people. "

Before I could speak, his lips were blocked. He kissed me again and again, lingering and overbearing.

Then, we both fell on the bed.

This is our real first time.

I can't help it I'm awake to each other.

Perhaps because of the last experience, he brushed my long hair gently, almost carefully, took off my pajamas and gently printed a kiss on my last injured shoulder.

In an instant, the shadow of Cao Rubin appeared in my mind, but it soon disappeared.

Me and him, no way. At the moment I decided to be a princess, it was doomed that the emperor was my husband.

Reality has turned me into a sober and rational woman.

During the period of living in the harem, it can be said that you are walking on thin ice and can't move. I have to admit, from the moment the emperor rescued me from the fire, I slowly began to yearn for the care and gentleness that this man gave me.

Slight pain, slight trembling, I closed my eyes and snuggled deeper into this warm and solid embrace.

However, when he was madly in love, I quietly groped for the clothes he took off.

I said to myself: I'm sorry, I still want to cheat you and use you again. When I am no longer threatened and controlled by the queen, I will treat you wholeheartedly!

The brightness of moonlight is hazy and charming through the curtain of lotus leaf pattern of fish play.

Section 1 1

The next morning, the emperor got up and changed his clothes, but he couldn't find the sachet he had with him last night.

At that time, I was well dressed, while brushing a corner of the imperial robe for the emperor, I hesitated and asked softly, "Will it fall under the bed?"

One leng, the emperor quickly understood the implication, sipped his mouth and gave me a teasing and ambiguous smile.

I blushed and asked Dong Hui to call the color fan in.

The color fan is petite and clever. As soon as I said that the emperor's sachet might have fallen under the bed, he quickly leaned down and got into bed.

Soon, she shouted, "Empress, here it comes. Hey, what is this? "

I saw a colorful fan coming out, holding the emperor's sachet and a travel-stained Yu Pei.

The emperor looked intently and said with a smile, "Isn't this the piece of Yu Pei I gave you? I said I lost it before, and I was distressed for a while. It turned out to be here! "

I also pretended to be surprised and regarded it as a treasure, holding it tightly in my hand.

In my heart, I breathed a long sigh of relief.

Under the witness of the emperor, this Yu Pei finally came back to me in an appropriate way.

There is no danger, everything is ready. From this moment on, I will open the huge net I have woven and cover the queen inside.

End of chapter 19