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Meaningful things
Question 2: Interesting thing: There are two girls sitting opposite each other every five minutes in Tsinghua canteen. I heard one of them say to the other, "I'm not full yet. I want to eat some more." The other said, "What do you want? I bought it. " The previous girl said, "It's the kind of fan-shaped acute angle cake. Please buy me two more. " I thought to myself: Tsinghua girls are really different. We usually just call that kind of cake triangle cake.
Analysis, such a woman dare not marry a wife, and invite lg to dinner after marriage: Hey, come with that irregular polyhedron!
(2)
I was waiting in line to buy eight watermelons, and I heard the master say to ppmm who had an operator in front of me, "How much do you want?" Operator mm said, "Just that piece 1/2." Master fu thought for a moment, "is it half? What do you mean by half? "
(3)
Professor Tsinghua spoke better. He once went to the school hospital to see his eyes. A few days ago, he heard a teacher describe the symptoms to the doctor. "er ... well.
..... that is to say, the object and its image can't overlap ... "We looked at each other for a long time, and the doctor and aunt suddenly realized," You mean there is a double image in seeing things? "
..... for a long time.
(4)
My parents are both doctors, and my uncles and aunts are all doctors. Once, an aunt went to buy vegetables and said to Fu, the butcher, "Master, have a pork loin." The master was confused and ignored her.
Next to this, a man said, "I want this kidney." As a result, all the pork loins left in the meat stall were taken away. Aunt is depressed.
(5)
It's my first time to eat Longxu Noodles in the canteen. I've only seen others eat delicious food before. I didn't know its name, so I said to the master, "Master, the diameter of that kind of noodles is relatively thin, probably not more than 2 mm, and then I put two half-cooked eggs in the soup, and …" I was just about to say "green leaves in winter and winter", and the master said, "Fight!" But when I saw it, it was 1.50 yuan. I don't think Longxu Noodles is that cheap, so I repeated: "Master, what I want is that ..."
"Come on, Longxu Noodles, I understand!"
(6)
The following is a conversation between a man and a doctor when we donated blood, which may be old, hehe.
Doctor: Please bend your arm, classmate.
Classmate: What is the bending angle?
Doctor: ...
Doctor: Please hold your hand, classmate.
Classmate: How often?
(7)
In my senior year, at night, I explained to the people in the room that there is a kind of melon in our south, which is described as follows: "Its diameter is about 10cm, and it is shaped like a space body with a heart-shaped pattern rotating around its axis of symmetry."
As a result, I was despised for one night and continued to despise the next day.
(8)
I have been trying to avoid this mistake, so once I pointed to the watermelon and said, "Half ... Half ..."
I'm still thinking about it for a while, for fear that I won't be able to pay the bill without it.
The master waved a knife and said, "One eighth?"
I wonder if the master has been hit (this little girl in front of me dares to underestimate my math literacy ...)
Anyway, I was beaten-_-!
(9)
There used to be a joke that almost everyone knew the white-haired girl, but after the pedant became pedant, no one understood it.
Psychological Rebound and Physiological Reversion of Yang's Daughter after Sexual Violence ...
Today, I was watching a DVD when my mother came in with a book and said, tell me what these words mean. Mom: What does this "I don't know" mean? I said, "I don't know." Mom: I sent you to college for several years. How come you don't know anything ! I said: no! I don't know! ! Mom: Still mouth shut! ! ! ! $@%! #$^&; %#$%@$%@#$%! ^%^! ^%$^#&; Mom: You told me this. What does "I know" mean, mean? You should know. Tell me about it. I said, "I know." Mom: Tell me if you know. I said, "I know." Mom: Are you playing tricks on me? You just cleaned up a little, didn't you? I said: I know! Mom: I know you haven't said it yet! ! Don't pretend to understand! & amp*$%^@$#! % $ @% * $ #% (another beating) Mom: Be careful, it's really ... >>.
Question 3: What can be done to make sense? Volunteer when you have time.
Question 4: What is the meaningful thing to do? I've thought about this question-although the answer is not what you asked, you can have a look.
What is the meaning of life? This seems to have become an eternal proposition. Everyone often thinks of this unanswered proposition inadvertently or in loneliness. Many of us have the same mental journey. In fact, although this proposition is somewhat nihilistic, once we don't understand it or find a reason to convince ourselves, it will haunt us for a long time, and even make those paranoid people embark on another road.
In rational understanding, the meaning of life comes from what you see and think; In perceptual knowledge, everything depends on the experience of the soul and the richness of emotion. But at the same time, it is not only an experience, but more importantly, it affects the way of thinking. Life may be a process: experience-accumulation-thinking. When you get used to this lifestyle, the only thing that lasts is thinking. At the same time, thinking is also a gradual process. It also needs a negative-positive-negative cycle, and it also needs to go through a process of ideological confusion, gradually moving towards clarification, then moving towards independence, and finally establishing its own thinking mode. This requires not only time, but also unremitting accumulation and courage. Not everyone has such a will, and not everyone can enjoy such a life. The meaning of life may be different for everyone. I think living hard and enjoying life is the whole meaning of life. Questioning the meaning of life is the inevitable torture of every thinking living body on its own soul. "What is the meaning of life?" "What are you living for?" We set out with such a dignified question, but most of them are "life is beautiful, and the meaning of life lies in love!" " This frivolous and gorgeous language is a shallow and useless simple sermon.
Unique characteristics make everyone different and make everyone's existence meaningful, which is closely related to creative work and human love. "One cannot find the abstract meaning of life. Everyone has his own special vocation or mission, which needs to be realized concretely. His life is unrepeatable or irreplaceable. Therefore, everyone is unique, and only he has a special opportunity to complete his unique talent mission. " "Once a person understands that his position is irreplaceable, it is naturally easy to make every effort to take the greatest responsibility for his existence. As long as he knows that he has the responsibility to take care of himself for some unfinished work or those who look forward to his early return, he will certainly not abandon his life. " Whenever I see such a joke, I can't help but feel sorry for those "sad people" and those who are suicidal. As long as there is a "will to seek meaning", not only life and love, but also "suffering" and "pain" are of great significance. There are many different views about the meaning of life. Everyone has their own opinions, but in the end, they have to feel and understand for themselves. What others say can only be reference.
"Life is not long, as long as it is meaningful."
Ten years, twenty years ... fifty years, even a mediocre and timid life, are not as meaningful as a year, a month or even a day. As long as life has shone, it is worth living, life and death have nothing to do.
People who live to be 100 years old are basically no different from those who only live to be 30 or 20 years old. Although the former lived for decades, the latter lived for decades; However, this is only people's conceptual feelings and persistence. For those who understand the meaning of life and the true meaning of the universe, the length of existence is no longer regrettable.
Time is eternal, and living to be a hundred years old is the same as living to be only twenty years old. Ten thousand years is a year, and a year exists in ten thousand years.
People think that there is no eternal existence without ever-changing time, which is wrong. Eternity exists in time. Without impermanent time, there is no eternal existence.
So, as long as you create eternity and elevate your life to the realm of eternity, what does it matter whether your life is long or short?
As long as you live meaningfully, life is close to eternity, not just decades. How can I live a meaningful life?
In the short term, life is inseparable from work, so if you want to live a meaningful life, you must engage in meaningful work. What is meaningful work? It is a kind of work that pays and meets spiritual requirements.
What belongs to dedication is to do work that is beneficial to mankind, the country, society and all beings. There are many jobs all over the world, and what we need to do is to pursue perfection and live in reality.
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Question 5: I didn't do anything meaningful to recommend an article to you.
I have always been an uncertain person, at least in my mother's view.
Since elementary school, everyone ran after me, and I ran after me, but soon I slipped into the river alone to bask in the sun. Everyone began to fall in love in junior high school, so did I, but I soon found it more fun to assemble radios. When I was in high school, I either became a gangster in the rivers and lakes, or I held the idea of "solving difficult problems in extracurricular training in various subjects in high school, focusing on breakthroughs." I rushed to sell cheap socks and greeting cards in various bedrooms, and occasionally emptied a few boxes of instant noodles. When I was in college, I basically did nothing serious. I travel everywhere, buying and selling things. Everyone is seriously in love, and I have talked about it, not very seriously.
My father commented on me that when I should do something, I would never do it. This made him very worried.
This kind of worry runs through the communication between father and son. For example, when it comes to falling in love, we will stop talking about it, and when we get married, we are still wanting more. Although all these things were solved later, he had a long talk with me many times.
But anyway, in my opinion, what I do is actually what he thinks I should do, not what I want to do. Fortunately, although my dad talked to me, he didn't force me to give up, so I don't have much promise now, and I don't have the cheek to blame him. If I don't work hard, the boss won't be sad. I have no brothers or sisters. I am the boss.
After I was about twenty-three, I began to be qualitative. Qualitative means working hard, getting off work, making money and saving money, and jumping around on motorcycles. Later, I sold the motorcycle I bought for 3,500 yuan to Qiu Yao, and 4,000 yuan was replaced by a 2020 Beijing Jeep with a green shell. I had to drive for a year and a half without a driver's license, and then I sold it for 4500 yuan.
Later, I learned that life is about drumming, just like I used to sell gloves, wool hats under the overpass on Nanjing West Road. It's normal for me to have bad luck and meet a plainclothes chengguan, so it's normal for me to lose blood. I borrow money to buy goods and then sell them. It is very important to learn good kung fu. When I saw that something was wrong, I picked up the four-corner rope of the stall and turned around and ran.
At that time, I had no money. I worked in a hot pot restaurant in Baihuazhou for a while, with a monthly salary of 450 yuan. At that time, my greatest ambition was to save enough 200 yuan to have a hard meal in the folk restaurant opposite, and it was best to take a beautiful woman to eat Dole burgers. When my boss kicked me out because I knocked over a plate of quail eggs, I suddenly felt desperate for life.
Later, I got a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan and ran to the door of the folk restaurant with a smug smile. Suddenly, I lost my appetite. There are no beautiful girls around, and Dole burger has long since closed down. Even the hot pot restaurant where I work has become a glamorous fashion shop.
Losing the motivation to eat hard, I suddenly feel that the struggle in previous years is meaningless.
Since then, I have been tossing and turning, working hard, fooling around, starting a company with a fever, going bankrupt, and then repeating it over and over again.
At the age of 30, I suddenly realized that what I call qualitative is that there is no fixed way. Then I decided to work hard and live seriously. This makes my life look meaningful. Everyone praises me as an enterprising, intelligent, diligent, obedient, intelligent, reliable and good young man. Now is a beautiful middle age, and it will soon become a beautiful old age.
They still can't understand my life.
I'm in the field, so I spent 3000 to 4000 yuan to buy a full set of equipment, from PP dogs to camouflage uniforms, and even a German helmet, but the soles of my boots in the field have never been stained with mud.
I fish, one shot 1000 yuan, and I don't know how much the whole set of equipment costs. My mother estimated the price of the fish I caught, which was about 70 yuan in the market. I dare not tell her that it costs money to go fishing on the farm. These fish actually cost 100 yuan. One day, I saw a fish die, and suddenly I didn't want to fish any more, so I gave all my equipment to Ning Kuan. Ning Kuan is still grateful to me.
I played photography and changed several sets from D90 to D300. My dad was worried again and told me that SLR was poor for three generations. So I stopped investing. I bought a lot of books and added more than 100 activity groups to Douban. But I've never really looked at it, read it or studied it. The SLR is regarded as an idiot machine. Zhang Longhui said that what matters is not the lens, but the head behind the lens. I think this head may be of little use, so I'd better forget it.
I have been collecting stamps since I was six years old. I have no money. I often rummaged through trash cans and secretly tore people's envelopes at the doorman. Later, it was discovered that this was not >>
Question 6: Ask for something meaningful. It's sunny and sunny today. I walked on the sidewalk in the street with a happy mood. Suddenly, I saw a coin on the ground. I rushed to pick it up. In that room, what my parents and teachers said when I was a child came to mind. Their words forced me and encouraged me to give this coin to the police uncle. I feel that today is really meaningful. I think I wrote too much.
Question 7: To live well is to do many meaningful things. The meaningful thing is to live well. Xu Sanduo's famous saying probably means that people will do something meaningful when they are alive. Living is more meaningful, because you have done something meaningful. Show a positive attitude towards life, life is endless and struggle is endless.
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