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1. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.

2. There is a kind of person who only does two things and you succeed. He is jealous of you. You failed and he laughed at you.

3. Water makes noise because it is blocked, and people mature because of setbacks!

4. Sometimes, it's better to worry less than to worry more.

5, cocoa love has no head, happy heart, no brain, fat, full of hope.

6. Since I got * *, the whole person has been much more energetic.

7. I'm blind only because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

8. Singing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood.

9. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

10, the worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

1 1, have a bitter taste and sleep sweetly.

12. Why didn't Karry talk to me after the concert? Probably because he doesn't know me.

13, I smiled proudly when I saw my old classmates living under the overpass today. The overpass he chose is not as good as mine.

14, when I was pursuing Happyness, I stayed at home for fear that I would not be at home.

15, when I paid the phone bill, I found that what I said was very valuable.

16, the left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.

17, the boyfriend who broke up said that he took the outer eight characters, while I was the inner eight characters, and our eight characters were inconsistent.

18, shameless thing, done well, is called excellent psychological quality.

19. Only the liar is sincere, because he really lied to you.

20. Grandpa Mao is most valuable when he blushes.

2 1, winter in the north depends on heating, and winter in the south depends on healthy atmosphere.

22. I hope that when I receive the red envelope, I will open it and write another one.

How long the mouse lives depends on the cat's mood.

24. When you think you can't do it, you walk on the zebra crossing, and then you become a pedestrian.

25. Mom: "Look, your house is just like a pigsty. Still not cleaning up! " Me: "Have you ever seen a pig tidy up the house? Not all pigs are cleaned. "

26, life does not care about the length, only care about living wonderfully, eating and using up, and being healthy!

From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

28. Sometimes there is an inexplicable feeling: although life has just passed for more than 20 years, it is already such a feeling. This feeling is like scratching, scratching a word "thank you" ...

29. You may not be beautiful, you may not like dressing up, you may even be fat, you may not be excellent, you may not make progress, and even you may not be smart, but I can't.

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3 1, Grey Wolf is too poor to buy a new hat. It will always be a patched hat.

Don't reason with me, just give me the money. Everything you said is right.

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34. If I give you a pair of wings, you should be braised …

35. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.

36. When I was a child, I was always told, "It doesn't matter if you don't look good now, but you will look good when you grow up in a few years." Ten years later, I didn't grow up, but I wanted to.

In this age of weak human feelings, if you want to have someone who can always care about you, then the best way is to borrow money from him. The more you borrow, the deeper you remember.

38. Copywriting is stolen, sadness is fake, and I think you are fake too.

39. When I was a child, I looked down on those scum who fell in love. Now that I think about it, I think those students are really great. They met someone at a young age.

As long as you work very hard, one day you will find that you can never close the gap with the rich.