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Listen to me. Yuko is looking for Sue.
Unexpectedly, Yunyou immediately reached out and said, "Nothing, nothing, even being beaten by her is so comfortable."
After hearing this, Big Zuo and Xiao Zuo froze, their faces sank and they said angrily, "You are so cheap."
Just sitting on the ground and wandering around watching the beautiful image of flowers go away like a shadow, I shook my head and recited a poem:
The eyebrows are picturesque, half-covered and half-covered, and the posture is light and feminine.
Excuse me, where is that girl going? Starry sky for nine days.
"The somebody else say leave here, still nine days? I'm shameless. " The left side is the same size as anger.
"Are the two little beauties jealous?" Wandering around the corners of the mouth dirty blood to two people bad laughs.
Zuo Ben wanted to pull him up, so he gave up immediately and he fell to the ground again.
"Serves you right", the second uncle twisted his head and left.
Yunyou got up and patted him with a smile, just like Mrs. Han, the foster mother, greeted him with a smile: "Your boy is promising, and finally coming to see me once will only cause me trouble."
"Foster mother said where words, I this is not always busy? Looking back, the cost is all on me. Benefit the country and the people. You are also hurting people. " Yunyou smiled and helped foster mother rub her shoulders.
Mrs. Han smiled angrily: "smelly boy, you are still so glib." Don't label my mother, but it is merit to do it. Let's do something for people who leave the city and Wang Po. "
"Wow, or foster mother understand the sense of honor. She's a heroine among women. My little Zhang Yi is here to thank the foster mother on behalf of all the members of the March 9th School. " After that, I bowed to my foster mother, Mrs. Han.
"Son of a bitch, also like when the church strategist to protect the city. You will never be right. " Korea's wife can only wry smile with him.
At noon 1 1 p.m. 15, more and more people gathered in front of Man Chun building to watch and join the fun.
But I saw a high platform in front of the building, full of spring, covered with red carpet and beaming, with five seats under the stage.
Mrs. Han, the foster mother, walked onto the stage with a red waist and a twisted waist, holding a hollow bamboo tube in her hand and shouting at the audience: "Today is the first time we have held a flower contest in spring. Thanks to the neighbors for taking care of the store for many years. However, all the girls participating in the competition have rich gifts regardless of promotion or failure, and the focus is on participation. The five seats under this stage are the judges' seats, and the five with the highest scores win. The game is about to start. Girls who want to attend now, please come backstage with me to dress up. "
After that, two servants lit two strings of firecrackers hanging high on the platform. In the sound of "scratching", a large group of girls bowed their heads and smiled and ran to the Spring Building.
The crowd was crowded and the atmosphere was warm.
In the crowd, I saw a handsome constantly chauffeured man waving a white jade fan in Jin Lan. This is Mo Shaoyan, Duke of Jin Lancheng. Followed by flowers like a shadow, there is a small white face that is neither male nor female, but I don't know. That's Princess Purple Moon.
Confucius came to Wang Po City with Mo and Hua Ruying, and has been helping him maintain the order of the casino in Xianle. As a newcomer, she is very interested in all kinds of new things in Wulin. Even if she is allowed to play dice with the guests, she can live well.
Besides, she is with Mo Shaoyan, a handsome man who can make her fall in love at first sight. That's really fun. I don't want to go back to that boring palace compound anymore.
Mo Ye confirmed that she was a woman. There is no doubt that some rich girl must have come out to wander the Jianghu, but she didn't think of the princess.
"What is this doing? So many people. " Confucius asked with a puzzled face.
Mo Shaoyan shook his head: "You have a look first."
"Hey, Mo Shao's adult, here, here ..." Wandering ran over and waved and laughed at him.
Mo Shaoyan smiled and said, "I don't know who it is. So it's your little Zhang Yi. I heard that your boy is doing well now. "
Yunyou was very close to him and said, "No, I am different from Master Mo Shao."
At some point, Yunyou glanced at the flowers behind him, such as Ying, and said with a chuckle, "Miss Ying, we are destined to meet again after a while. If Ruying is also on the stage, it will really stand out. "
Huaruying stared his one eye, thinking how this shameless little man ate my palm?
Confucius looked at this bohemian hooligan in front of him and thought he was the little Zhang Yi that his brother was looking for. Why are you so frivolous? Let me see what kind of character he is. I don't want the emperor's brother to be cheated by this little man.
Immediately drew his sheath and separated him from Hua Ruying: "Little brother, your oblique eyes scared my friend. Although my friend looks like a fairy, it's rude of you to stare at her so blatantly. "
Wandering around looking at Confucius and thinking, who is this sissy? Ear holes are so obvious, the skin is delicate, the facial features are exquisite and small, and you speak softly. Although wearing men's clothes, I can see at a glance that this is a woman in the eyes of countless women.
I think the child must have heard too many Jianghu stories. I thought he was blind and could not see. Come to think of it, it's wrong. What if Mulan joined the army? Could it be that Mulan gave birth to a boy? Or are Mulan's comrades all blind?
I'm thinking, I've been staring at her for a long time, but Zi Yue is really uncomfortable. She stepped back a few steps, raised her sword and said warily, "Rogue, what are you ... what are you looking at?" No ... don't come here, take a closer look ... I'll gouge your eyes out. "
Yunyou deliberately teased: "Who is this brother? The pectoralis major is so developed. "
Confucius was ashamed and angry, and cursed at the side: "shameless thief." Pull out your sword and stab him.
Wandering in surprise, thinking that this sissy is fierce, I immediately got into the crowd.
The two of them chased each other and hid in the crowd.
"The elder brother of the tide, don't really hurt small Zhang Yi. He is just bluffing, not malicious. " Mo Shaoyan smiled and shook his head.
"This little man should teach him a lesson, otherwise he has a bad memory and always speaks lightly and disorganized." Flowers are like shadows and hate.
"You can't say that. People just worship your beauty. What man in the world doesn't like beautiful women? He is just happy and doesn't know how to converge. "
"Master, even you make fun of me." Huaruying bowed his head by his boast.
Looking at the cloud tour, the white fox on the side regretted it very much, and finally understood what he had said at the beginning, that is, "buy gifts and return pearls." Thinking of his original idea, he could only sigh: "Alas, this boy really underestimated him at the beginning. Who would have thought that he started a March 9 school and merged with the city? " There are rumors of Sanjiu religion everywhere in the rivers and lakes, and the momentum is no worse than that of famous schools. "
"What rumor?" Mo Shao said a strange thing.
"Haven't you heard of the duke? Since the last time the leader called on all factions to retreat from the North, children in the streets and alleys have been preaching "three religions and nine streams" to educate all beings. Everyone is equal, and the world is a family. " This boy is good at propaganda, and deserves to be a street villain with many tricks. "
Mo Shao smiled and said, "This man had better be used by me. If he is the enemy, he will be a great disaster. You can't underestimate him. "
Yunyou and Confucius collided in the crowd. When they caught a glimpse of the left and right, they immediately shouted, "Beauty, come and save me. This sissy wants to murder your husband. "
Left and right have long been used to his nonsense and think it is not enough. They threw the diamond ring to Ziyue: "Be careful, son."
Purple Moon stood in front of her with a sword, and the diamond ring touched the sword and made a "ding" sound, splashing some sparks.
Yunyou quickly got a drill and hid behind the left and right. With the background, her self-confidence became hard. She pointed to Ziyue and said, "This is the sissy. She wants to harm you, a widow. "
The size of the left looked at the cloud tour and comforted: "Don't worry, you have our protection."
"Beauty, big or small, is still good to me. Not like this sissy. After a few looks, she killed and chopped. Not like a woman. " Travel around smirked and said that the hand was naturally placed on the shoulders of the two.
The size on the left shrugged, but the clouds swam tighter.
"Little rascal, I can't believe there are so many beautiful women around you to support you. Really blind. How can you two have a crush on such a rogue? " Confucius saw that one sword could not defeat four diamond rings, and his hands rested on her hips to tell the truth.
"Don't insult your son. He is not a thief. You are afraid of misunderstanding him."
"Misunderstanding? He obviously harassed me ... friend, is it also a misunderstanding? "
Yunyou smiled and said, "Everyone has a love for beauty. I'm just a little outspoken. How can I become a prostitute? " I want to see what a real slut looks like, and I'll know later. See if I look like him. "
Yunyou put her hands on her left and right shoulders and scratched her fingers along their necks, only to see two pearl necklaces on her neck: "Meizhu, I wanted to give this to you for a long time, but when I remembered it, I put it on you without authorization. It won't be weird. "
The size left touched the necklace and thanked him, "We haven't received a gift since we were so big. Your son is too kind to us. "
"Gee, that's disgusting. Your despicable means can only deceive such a little girl, but in my eyes, it is all a child's trick, which is not worth mentioning. " Zi Yue frowned and looked disgusted.
"oh? So Sissy feels old? Don't be jealous of the little girl when you are old. No one can refuse flattery, but it's not on you, otherwise, alas, it's so comfortable, praise me harder ... ". Yunyou grinned at Ziyue with a cheap swish expression.
"You ... rogue." Ziyue was very angry, but she couldn't beat the two little girls around her. She had to twist her head and pull the flower like a shadow and say, "Sister, let's go. Don't let this rascal look at you. He is really mean and irritating. "
"The childe, you ...". Flowers like a shadow gently pushed her hand away.
Zi Yue realized that she was still busy dressing up as a man and said apologetically, "It's rude, it's rude." Say that finish, they walked to the sage.
"Oh, great man, I'm sorry, I ran away with your sweetheart." Wandering hands.
Mo shook her fan and said simply, "She's just a servant girl beside me. She is a little beautiful, and her sweetheart is impossible. "
After listening to his words, Yunyou didn't care about flirting with Hua Ruying at all. She looked condescending and didn't care about her at all. I don't know whether to be happy or sad. "Maid? Master Mo is so lucky that even the maids are so beautiful. This Jinlan City really deserves its reputation and is full of treasures. "
"Ha, ha, ha, when it comes to blessing, where can you compare with your little Yi Cheung? There are two little women hugging each other at home. Can you stand this small body? " Mo Shaoyan smiled and patted his chest with a fan.
"Great people are joking. Although Xiao Zhang likes beauty, it is limited to this. We are innocent so far. " Yunyou put his hands on his left shoulder.
"Ha, ha, ha, you don't need to explain. We're all adults. Do you still care about honor? "
The idea of traveling is getting worse and worse. We have a clear conscience and are aboveboard. We have done nothing shameful. Do you think this is your business? You wouldn't understand if you told me. Ignore it, just smile.
Mo Shaoyan pointed to the crowded spring building and said with a smile, "What is your foster mother doing today?"
"Didn't you see the choice based? Of course, there is a good show. "
"all right? What good show? "
Yunyou whispered beside him, "You've been trapped, you've been trapped."
Mo Shaoyan stared blankly for a moment, then smiled and said, "Oh? Then I'd like to see where this turtle came from. It's worth your trouble. "
"Hey, white fox elder brother, why do you always avoid me? You don't owe me money. Are you so afraid of me? " Yunyou found that the white fox shrank behind Mo Shaoyan and deliberately avoided himself.
White fox frowned and shook his head, signaling him not to talk. Yunyou knew that he was afraid of being defeated by Man Zi, and his front teeth were knocked out. He still owed three conditions. That would be embarrassing in front of Master Mo, so I had to smile in a friendly way.
Only heard the "rumbling" drums, the based competition is about to begin.
The four people at the side door and Mrs. Han, the foster mother, sat in five seats separately, but Yunyou ran backstage and said, "Great people, we'll talk later."
The master under the stage moved his seat closer to him and said, "Third Sister and Fourth Sister, is that boy good to you these days?"
The size left a puzzled face and said, "Very good. My son also gave us pearls. Look. " With that, the two of them waved the necklace around their necks together.
The expert quickly said, "That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is that boy dishonest when you sleep at night? Tell me that he dares to bully you, and your second brother is the first to refuse. "
Who knows the size of the left but ungrateful, twist a head and say: "This is a personal matter, you have to care? We are all voluntary. "
Hearing this, the master trembled with anger, quickly stood up and said angrily, "This boy insulted my third and fourth sisters, and I will fight him desperately ..."
Zuo Qi said, "What's the matter? What we are talking about is that in order to protect our son's safety, we volunteered to sleep in his room, but the son was scared to death and ran to share a room with his brother. If you talk nonsense again, you thin bamboo pole, we will ignore you in the future. "
The master said consolingly, "You really didn't sleep together. I can't believe it. This boy is too jealous to do anything. " Some regret the feeling of giving you to him, and the sheep enter the tiger's mouth. "
Zuo gave him a white look and said angrily, "Believe it or not."
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