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Top ten jingles of smoking

The top ten jingles for smoking are as follows:

1, a good daughter-in-law at home, take a decree. If you have an evil woman, draw a red river. If you have a beautiful wife, draw a red canal. Wife is an idiot, Lan Xiu. Wife fool, smoke a camellia. Wife has no money, take a butterfly. Wife bitch, smoke a black tea flower.

2. One cloud, two Henan provinces and three China provinces, and the Silk Road is nothing. Carrying a laundry list and a shovel, you can smoke mangshan at most. Those who build houses and pull bricks smoke a plate of mangoes at most.

3. My wife smokes camellias when she compares her teeth. There is no wife in the room, so take a hard man. It's hard work, don't worry. Men are a bit of a playboy and often smoke cigars. If a man is ugly, he often draws nine grades. Life is a little tired, come to a mountain girl.

4. First-class heavy smoker panda, reimbursed all over the world. Second-class smokers, Greater China, can eat whatever they want. Furong Wang, a third-class smoker, eats, drinks and plays. Fourth-class smoker Hongtashan, commuter bus. Five-class smokers get three fives, and an old turtle makes up for it.

5, not as good as people, just smoke hardman. Feeling frustrated, come to a small red river. Love lost her way and bought a bag of Huangguoshu. There is no smoke without fire, and it is difficult to make a positive result. Without fire and smoke, it is difficult to become immortal. Poor 35, rich China, only fools smoke camellias.

6, always smoking white sand, no big money to spend. Traveling all over the sky is really awesome. Draw on the Yellow Crane Tower, the unit is the head. Send a hibiscus king, business can't be yellow. Send a message to Zhongnanhai, others will not leave their eyes. Don't bully your friends, son. Dude, Greater China, someone must have it. I hang out with my boss Hilton every day.

7. Smoking is just to show off Hermon. I only love one person in my life.

8, poor three towers, floating tower mountain, silly pumping Shanhaiguan.

9, soft China, hard Yuxi, such cadres are very awesome. Smoke Qingzhou, Hadmen, doesn't look like a human. Baxi, Hongtashan, mixed very generally. Smoke Mount Tai, a pen, and mix well. Take Yuxi, Greater China and climb up.

10, a cloud, two expensive and three middle schools, so-so, poor life, smoking white sand, poor family, red dragon, rich family, Marlboro.