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My sister was born white, stole a beautiful guest, and everyone had a rest all night. The house in Wushan is painted pockmarked black. What folk song is it?

Wushan here has nothing to do with Wushan County in Chongqing. Wushan, as a geographical term, has appeared all over China in history. Wushan in the lyrics refers to Wushan nature and refers to the relationship between the two sexes.

Worldly

Who stepped on the pebbles in the stream?

Wet and smooth. Do you realize that?

The furnace smoke demon is like a foot-long yarn

Can you stop it with half a mask?

Spiders climb up with their legs.

Shortness of breath. Are you asleep?

Become her, as you wish.

The storm will come whenever you want.

Banana flower

Every night, spring dreams come from this.

Speak with your lips

Whether she's telling the truth or not.

Under the skin

Did you steal that perfume?

Wushan yuda

Young lang is secular.

laugh

Do you believe in happiness?

I'm just saying.

Have you ever swallowed wine with a dry throat?

Give me the rest.

Mysterious secular stories are rare and terrible.

Why are you scaring people again?

Bai: ... officer. Scare people ...

Let's heat the fish when it is cold.

Meet by chance and pity.

Banana flower

Every night, spring dreams come from this.

Speak with your lips

Whether she's telling the truth or not.

Under the skin

Did you steal that perfume?

Wushan yuda

Young lang is secular.

laugh

Bai: Come on. ...